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- | + | [[Image:ilsg.PNG|thumb|LEARNER'S OINTMENT!]] | |
- | + | When Cheerleader dies, the girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad." | |
- | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Mr. Pitters]], Learner's Permit Girl, Science Fiction Greg, Port-O-John, [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]], {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Tompkins}} (Easter Egg) | |
- | + | '''Date:''' June 20, 2005 | |
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'''Running Time:''' 2:05 | '''Running Time:''' 2:05 | ||
'''Page Title:''' Summatime Style! | '''Page Title:''' Summatime Style! | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
- | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her}'' So and So! ''{library!}'' What's Her Face! ''{24 hour diner!}'' The Ugly One! ''{parking deck?}'' |
- | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person! |
''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}'' | ''{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}'' | ||
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'''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person... | '''THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS:''' Bye old person... | ||
- | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! |
'''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!<br> | '''SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE:''' LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!<br> | ||
'''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' ''{simultaneously}'' LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!! | ||
- | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year | + | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I've had my license for a year- |
- | '''CHEERLEADER:' | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Stop saying words. here she comes now! |
- | ''{Learner's permit girl | + | ''{Learner's permit girl appeaers and is driving really fast.}'' |
'''LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL:''' 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock! | '''LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL:''' 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock! | ||
- | ''{The | + | ''{The Learners' Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}'' |
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD | ||
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life! | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Owww, my entire life! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone. | '''SO AND SO:''' Whoa, Cheerleader's gone. | ||
- | '''ALL 3 GIRLS:' | + | '''ALL 3 GIRLS:''' WE'RE FREE! |
'''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' We're ointment! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit! | '''SO AND SO:''' I can overachieve like a bandit! | ||
- | ''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg | + | ''{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}'' |
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again! | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can date science-fiction Greg again! | ||
- | ''{...as well as | + | ''{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}'' |
- | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I | + | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' I can stop showering!!!! |
- | ''{...as well as Mr. Pitters | + | ''{...as well as Mr. Pitters...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}'' |
'''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl! | '''MR. PITTERS:''' I can be a teen girl! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls. | '''SO AND SO:''' You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls. | ||
- | ''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad | + | ''{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}'' |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' |
+ | A glue stick, some glitta paint, ''{a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}''<br> | ||
Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}''<br> | Words cut out from a magazine, ''{Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}''<br> | ||
BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}''<br> | BFF carved in a tree, ''{A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}''<br> | ||
- | That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with | + | That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! ''{We see that The Ugly One carved it with the [[Big Knife]], and the tree breaks, falls on her, and spontaneously combusts.}'' |
- | A port-o-john came to life, ''{ | + | A port-o-john came to life, ''{Which is exactly what happens}''<br> |
- | Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a | + | Put on a play with So and So. ''{The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a hat.}''<br> |
- | Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. | + | Unfortunately, they didn't ''{So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. Thy stand up, and The Man with the Huge Mouth appears in the audience.}''<br> |
- | Get very good reviews. ''{ | + | Get very good reviews. ''{The Man throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}'' |
What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}''<br> | What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, ''{What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}''<br> | ||
- | A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a | + | A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. ''{She eats a bowl of it, and keels over, dead.}''<br> |
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}''<br> | Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl ''{We see her in her car.}''<br> | ||
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}'' | Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. ''{Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}'' | ''{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}'' | ||
- | '''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:' | + | '''CHEERLEADER'S GHOST:''' Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be... |
'''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!! | '''ALL GHOST GIRLS:''' ''{Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.}'' SO DEAD!!!! | ||
- | '''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:' | + | '''MR. PITTERS' GHOST:''' I look so good. |
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER! | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
- | * At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag | + | * At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points. |
:'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword. | :'''SCI-FI GREG:''' I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword. | ||
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+ | :'''D N'D GREG:''' ''(leaning in from the left)'' Hey! Quit bitin my style! | ||
* Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework. | * Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework. | ||
- | :'''TOMPKINS:''' '' | + | :'''TOMPKINS:''' ''(holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++")'' Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework? |
- | :'''SO AND SO:''' '' | + | |
+ | :'''SO AND SO:''' ''(leaning in from the right, wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a hankerchief over her mouth)'' The over-achiever bandit strikes again!!! | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
- | * | + | *This is the first time [[The Birds]] have appeared without being killed. |
- | * | + | ===Explanations |
- | + | *Although Strong Bad says BFF stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!, the acronym is usually an abbreviation for "Best Friends Forever." | |
- | * | + | *Sci-fi Greg's speech in the Easter Egg uses terminology from [[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons and Dragons]], or "D&D", which is why D'N'D Greg accuses him of "bitin' my style. |
- | + | ===Internal references=== | |
- | *Mr. Pitters's | + | *The sound effect "froosh" originated in [[time capsule]]. |
- | + | *Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is a quotation of the last line from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]. | |
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- | == | + | == External Links == |
- | * | + | *[[HR:tgs9.html|watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"]] |
- | + | *[[HR:tgs9.swf|view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"]] | |
- | + | *[http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=3947 forum thread re: "Teen Girl Squad Issue 9"] | |
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