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== Screenshot ==
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[[Image:tgs7.PNG|200px|thumb|He died somehow.]]
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== Summary ==
The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.
The girls reminisce on when they were toddlers.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, {{Film|Tompkins}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Fat Man|Fat Man]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, {{Film|Thomas}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Fightgar}} (Easter egg), {{Film|Gunhaver}} (Easter egg)
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Tompkins]], [[Fat Man]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]], [[Thomas]], (Easter Egg) [[Gunhaver]] and [[Fightgar]] (Easter Egg)
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'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Diaper School|Diaper School]], The Sky
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'''Date:''' Monday, August 23, 2004
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'''Running Time:''' 1:53
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'''Page Title:''' Diaper School Grads!
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{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}
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Page Title: '''Diaper School Grads!'''
== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teeny Tiny Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{fattycakes!}'', So and So ''{polite and boring!}'', What's Her Face ''{lice and more!}'', The Ugly One! ''{boy or girl?}'' And Tompkins.
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'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' Teeny tiny girl squad! Cheerleader {fattycakes}, So and So {Polite and Boring}, What's Her Face {Lice and More!}, The Ugly One! {boy or girl?} and Tompkins.
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''{The music cuts out as So and So and The Ugly One are shown playing pattycake.}''
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{''Music cuts out''}
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'''SO AND SO AND THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{rhyming to the beat}'' Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under{{--}} where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
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'''So and So and The Ugly One:''' Ooncha, ooncha, one-two-three-cha, leave me alone or I'll tell teach-a. Brush your teeth, comb your hair, I saw Tompkins in his under-where are you going, what are you doing, how do you be so short?
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' One inch!
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'''The Ugly One:''' One Inch!
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'''SO AND SO:''' Two inch!
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'''So and So:''' Two Inch!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Three inch!
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'''The Ugly One:''' Three Inch!
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'''SO AND SO:''' Four inch!
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'''So and So:''' Four Inch!
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''{The girls pause.}''
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'''The Ugly One:''' Uh, thats as high as I can count.
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Um, that's as high as I can count.
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{''Music comes back on''}
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''{The music comes back as What's Her Face appears. So and So is looking back, a perplexed expression on her face.}''
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'''What's Her Face:''' I can count to G!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I can count to G!
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'''Cheerleader:''' That's nothing, I can count to purple backwards!
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''{Zoom out to show Cheerleader walking in from the left.}''
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'''What's Her Face:''' Here comes Tompkins.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
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'''Tompkins:''' Listen up you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down into some snake water?
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{pointing to the right}'' Here comes Tompkins.
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'''The Ugly One:''' Tompkins, how do you be so short?
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''{The girls turn to see Tompkins, a boy who is noticeably smaller than them.}''
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'''Tompkins:''' Heck, I'm taller than you.
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'''TOMPKINS:''' Listen up, you undapants! Who wants to get hogtied, and pushed down, into, some snakewater?
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'''All:''' TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Tompkins, how do you be so short?
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'''Tompkins:''' Waaahh!
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'''TOMPKINS:''' Heck, I'm taller than you.
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{''Tompkins runs off as the claw of Mrs. Commanderson swoops down''}
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'''ALL:''' ''{yelling}'' TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!
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'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' AGGH! GRAGH! ...he died somehow.
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'''TOMPKINS:''' ''{crying}'' Waaaahh!
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{''The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic Style podium with the caption 'Torso takes Silver'''}
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''{Tompkins runs off. As he is running, he is attacked by a long arm with sharp claws, a diamond ring, and a bowler hat, which is then replaced by falling cinnamon buns.}''
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{''Cut back to the four girls''}
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' AGGH—! GRAGH—! Uh...he died somehow.  
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'''What's Her Face:''' Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
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''{The deceased Tompkins is in three parts on an Olympic podium with the caption "torso takes silver."}''
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'''So and So:''' Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
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''{Cut back to the four girls.}''
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'''Cheerleader:''' Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Tompkins crinkled when he walked.
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{''Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that has obviously fallen into the sandbox''}
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'''SO AND SO:''' Poor guy never made it out of training pants.
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'''So and So:''' Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
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''{Closeup on Cheerleader}''
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'''Cheerleader:''' No, I just dipped it in salt!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Whatta you kiddos think of my... VERY OWN CHOCOLATE BAR!!
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'''What's Her Face:''' Thats grosser than gross.
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''{Cheerleader whips out a chocolate bar that is covered in grains of something, has 2 hairs on it, a fly buzzing around it, and one ant.}''
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'''Cheerleader:''' Yeah? well my house has a hundred bafrooms!
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'''SO AND SO:''' Looks like you dropped it in the sand.
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'''So and So:''' You mean your parent's house?
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' No, I just dipped it in salt!
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'''The Ugly One:''' You mean two bafrooms?
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' That's grosser than gross.
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'''Cheerleader:''' NO! ITS MINE! ITS A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{annoyed}'' Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred bafrooms!
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{''Large man in a singlet appears going down the slide''}
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''{Closeup on So and So and The Ugly One}''
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'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' *random grunting* squished.
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'''SO AND SO:''' You mean your parent's<!--sic--> house?
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'''So and So:''' She led a full life.
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' You mean two bafrooms?
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'''What's Her Face:''' She led a full stomach.
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''{Cut to Cheerleader throwing a tantrum. A slide is behind her.}''
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{''Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.''}
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{yelling}'' NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFF!!
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'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' BRRRIIINNNG!
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''{A large, fat man in a singlet appears, going down the slide.}''
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'''The remaining three girls:''' NAPTIME!!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{coughs and sputters, then sotto voce}'' squished. ''{The man lands on Cheerleader}''
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{''Mrs. Commanderson appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.''}
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''{Closeup on What's Her Face and So and So}''
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'''The Ugly One:''' Thanks Mrs. Commanderson.
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'''SO AND SO:''' She led a full life.
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'''Mrs. Commanderson:''' EERRAAAK!!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' She led a full stomach.
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{''Cut to modern times''}
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''{Cut to a standard school bell that says "Bill Bellamy" on it.}''
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'''All:''' Look at how much we've grown!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BRRRIIINNNG!
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{''The guy with the large mouth awaits at the bottom of the screen.''}
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'''ALL:''' ''{yelling}'' NAPTIME!!
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'''Narrator Strong Bad:''' IT'S OVER!!
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''{Mrs. Commanderson, a large ''Archaeopteryx'', appears in the sky behind them then swoops down to grab the girls.}''
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Thanks Mrs. Commander...son.
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'''MRS. COMMANDERSON:''' EERRAAK!! ''{What's Her Face falls out of Mrs. Commanderson's mouth}''
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''{Cut to modern times. The girls are standing together. So and So is holding a book labeled 'Old Photos', while Cheerleader's dress says, "coolier than thou".}''
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'''ALL:''' Look at how much we've grown!
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''{Zoom out to reveal the girls falling through the air, with Arrow'd Guy at the bottom of the screen, mouth wide open as if to catch the girls.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!!
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*Click on the O in "It's over!" to see Mrs. Command[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] introducing Thomas to the class.
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*As usual, clicking on the O in "It's over!" shows an egg, this one of [[Mrs. Commanderson]] introducing [[Thomas]] to the class.
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:''{A young Thomas stands next to Mrs. Commanderson wearing a cap, with two books piled next to him.}''
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:'''MRS. COMMANDERSON:''' Class, please welcome our new student. He's from foreign lands.
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:''{Cut to What's Her Face. She is standing next to the letter blocks S and D}''
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:'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thought bubble}'' I think I have a chance with this guy.
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*Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
*Clicking on the exclamation point in "It's over!" displays Mrs. Commanderson with two of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
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:''{Mrs. Commanderson stands with Fightgar and Gunhaver, who are also drawn in Teen Girl Squad style; the latter is saluting her. The normal Cheat Commandos song plays, but with altered lyrics}''
 
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:'''SINGERS:''' Mrs. Commanderson, she's some kind of bird-reptile, and she teaches Pre-K!
 
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:'''MRS. COMMANDERSON:''' EERRAAAK!!
 
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*The paper this comic is drawn on has wider lines and a dotted middle line. It's typically used to assist elementary school children in learning how to draw their alphabet letters.
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*When the comic returns to the grown up TGS, the lines change back to the standard college ruled paper Strong Bad usually draws on.
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*Tompkins's "swear" is the word "heck", which many young kids believe to be a [[Swears|swear word]] (along with "shut up", "stupid" and others).
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*Instead of the usual lined paper, this toon has as a background "skip-rule" paper, commonly used by children first learning [[Wikipedia:Penmanship|penmanship]], especially [[Wikipedia:Cursive|cursive]]. When the comic returns to the grown-up Teen Girl Squad, the paper is back to its normal college rule. The Easter eggs also use the skip-rule paper.
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=== Trivia ===
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*In keeping with the theme of "returning from the dead", Cheerleader dies in the "past" and is somehow alive again in the present with the other girls.
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*According to the [[Sketchbook 2004#SK-2004-11-11|Sketchbook]], an alternate death that was not used in this issue was one of the girls getting choked by a tetherball.
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*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Preschool versions of them! Shorter and rounder!"
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*Although the salty chocolate is deemed gross, having salt added to chocolate would eventually become trendy.
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=== Remarks ===
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*There is no "again" option at the end of this issue.
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*During the segment with the "Teeny Tiny" Girl Squad, the theme music is played on what is meant to sound like a child's toy piano or xylophone. When the comic returns to the grown-up Teen Girl Squad, the music is the usual keyboard version.
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*In the Cheat Commandos Easter egg, Gunhaver is saluting with his left hand. Most military salutes involve the right hand/arm.
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*This is the first Teen Girl Squad episode in which all of the members of the squad have died. (What's Her Face and The Ugly One lived through being crushed in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], as revealed in the bonus footage.)
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*So and So's remark about Cheerleader's house should be written "You mean your parents' house?", with the apostrophe after the S. The fact that she doesn't refer specifically to either parent indicates that Cheerleader still lives with both parents, so the plural form should be used.
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*The flower on So and So's dress appears only in the introductions.
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*When Mrs. Commanderson is fully on screen, the foot/claw that has The Ugly One in it is white paper style.
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*On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its". Ironically, Strong Bad has pointed out this mistake in the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[local news]]".
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*When The Ugly One says "Three Inch", the area of the speech bubble above the frame is colored white.
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*"I think I have a chance with this guy" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]].
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**What's Her Face also made [[I think I have a chance with this guy|a song]] about it on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].
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*What's Her Face claims she can count to [[G]].
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*The Ugly One's introduction scene mentions [[gender confusion]].
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*[[wikipedia:Bill Bellamy|Bill Bellamy]] is an actor and former MTV veejay.
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*The large man in a wrestling singlet is pro wrestler [[Wikipedia:King Kong Bundy|King Kong Bundy]], whose finishing move was a splash.
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*The child version of Teen Girl Squad is a [[Wikipedia:Category:Child versions of cartoon characters|trend done by several cartoons]].
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=== Fast Forward ===
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*The "Ooncha, ooncha" song would be reworded and sung in the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|next issue]].
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== DVD Version ==
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===Commentary Transcript===
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('''Commentary by:''' [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])
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'''MIKE:''' Remember when we went to like four different toy stores to try and find a little toy keyboard?
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'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Toy piano? ''{alone}'' Yeah, and we— this is what we— it's a weird like bells; it's not quite—
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'''MIKE:''' And it was shaped like a tiger and it was just a xylophone, essentially—
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'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That's right!
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'''MIKE:''' —that you hit buttons instead of hit the mallets.
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'''MATT:''' That's right. Look, those— those blocks there say "SD", which is a reference to that terrible drawing I made of SD Special Delivery Jones!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' ''{laughs}'' Oh yeah! What was that? ''{alone}'' Oh yeah!
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'''MATT:''' And it said "SD"!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
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'''MATT:''' Maybe we should put that in the sketchbook some week!
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' SD Special Delivery Jones was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up. And he— he never won. In fact, he got beat by King Kong Bundy in seven minutes in the first Wrestlemania.
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'''MATT:''' ''{laughs}'' Nice!
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'''MIKE:''' But anyway. Tompkins! Tompkins is based largely in part on a little cousin of ours.
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'''MATT:''' Our cousin's son.
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'''MIKE:''' Second cousin once removed twice times?
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'''MATT:''' ''{in a singsong voice and trilling the "r"}'' Kraekol! <!--feeble effort at a phonetic transcription, since I have no idea what he's saying--> Uh, and he did— he did threaten to push us down into some snakewater at some point.
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'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' And into a fiery furnace!
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'''MATT:''' And he would lock us in a fiery furnace, and— if we didn't get into his truck and go get some gas station with him, partner.
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'''MIKE:''' That's—
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'''MATT:''' Anyways.
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'''MIKE:''' So, Teeny Tiny Girl Squad, kinda like... Muppet Babies! Or...
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'''MATT:''' Exactly!
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'''MIKE:''' Flintstone Kids! Or...
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'''MATT:''' Scooby—
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'''MIKE:''' A Pup Called Scooby Doo!
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'''MATT:''' There's a Loony Tunes Babies, too. I saw it the other day.
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'''MATT:''' It was on— it was on Boomerang. And it was... yeah.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, is it from back in the day?
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'''MATT:''' I don't know. It definitely didn't look new. But it was terrible.
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'''MIKE:''' Oh. There's King Kong Bundy right there! I never realized that, uh—
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'''MATT:''' ''{simultaneously}'' That's right! How appropriate! ''{alone}'' So how about how What's Her Face is just Pig Pen? She has no hair! What is wrong with her? Ah, Mrs. Commanderson! An ''Archaeopteryx''! "Coolier than thou" is my favorite shirt, I think, she's worn. Look out for Arrow'd Guy!
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*In addition to giving the full names of several shows, Matt and Mike refer to ''[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'', which featured young characters based on classic [[Looney Tunes]] characters, and ''[[Wikipedia:Baby Looney Tunes|Baby Looney Tunes]]'', which featured younger versions of the classic characters. The latter first aired in 2001, not, by the Chaps' standards, "back in the day".
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