Editing Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)

[[Image:SBCG4AP_BlackMarket.PNG|thumb|"This is pretty much the worst black market I've ever seen."]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[The Field]] in [[Strong Badia the Free]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Brick Wall==
===Brick Wall===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Strong Bad discovers a flag, which is shown overlayed on the screen, music plays}'' A collectible souvenir flag from Strong Badia! I always knew you were loyal to me, Brick Wall.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't decide who I want to be the first up against this when the revolution comes.
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Union of Soviet Socialist Repubricks.

==Bubs' Concession Stand==
===Bubs===
:''First time only''
:'''BUBS:''' Heya, potentator! Weclome to Concessionstantinople!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, Bubs? You made your own country too?
:'''BUBS:''' Technically it's an autonomous commonwealth, but you got the right idea!
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How's business, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' Lousy, Strong Bad. Now that the war's over, all these "Death to King Strong Bad" souvenirs are worthless.

====Bubs &rarr; Strong Badia====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta join Strong Badia, man.
:'''BUBS:''' This is neutral territory, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, I'm sorry, Miss wishy-washy little girl. Is the man who actually makes desicions at home?
:'''BUBS:''' Ain't no money in takin' sides.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Everybody's'' joining Strong Badia, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' Good! After you drive your economy down the toilet, everybody's gonna need to buy toilet paper from me!
====Bubs &rarr; Bubs' Concession Stand====
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What're you selling, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' I got all kinds o' cheap, completely legal touristy junk! And it's all 100 percent legal! We got cheese, and watches, and chocolate, and cheesy watches, and chocolate-covered cheese...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Where are you getting all this crap?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, I've been everywhere, man! From Coachnya to Poopslavakia! I could tell you a thing or two...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, then tell me.
:'''BUBS:''' No.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Bubs. Give me one of those cheap souvenirs.
:'''BUBS:''' Sorry, I'm all out o' the good stuff. All I got left is this Clockwork Strong Bad. ''{Places Clockwork Strong Bad on table}''
:'''CLOCKWORK STRONG BAD:''' ''{Nasally voice}'' Come toooo, the place where the tropical breezes bloooow (blurrrrrgh) ''{spews gibberish}'' kkk! chk-ang! ''{Breaks down}'' Jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly jibbly. ''{Still audible when scene changes}''
:'''BUBS:''' Awww, nuts! Cheap, foreign-made... Tell you what! Half-off!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Half off? How could I resist?
:'''BUBS:''' How're you gonna pay for that?
'''If the quesos aren't in the inventory'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Pay? My credit's ALWAYS been good at Bubs's, Bubs! See?
:'''BUBS:''' World's changing, Strong Bad! Can't build a global economy on deficit spending.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{confused}'' Guh. Words?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{puts the doll away}'' I'm gonna need to see some cash, man!
'''If the quesos weren't in the inventory when trying to obtain the doll previously.'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Bubs. I'll take that tiny broken me.
:'''BUBS:''' ''{places the doll back on the table}'' How're you gonna pay for that?
'''If the quesos are in the inventory'''
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With Strong Badian currency, of course. The most moist and juicy of all barely legal tender. ''{Places quesos on table, next to the still-jibbling Clockwork Strong Bad}''
:'''BUBS:''' 100 quesos? That's got to be at least a million poopees!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep the change, my good man! Buy yourself something dangerous. ''{Takes Clockwork Strong Bad, puts in his pocket}'' O-o-h-ohhh S-S-Simone! Th-that's an odd-d-d-d s-s-sensation.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Gimme another one of those cheap souvenirs, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' You already took my last one! I had to clear everything out to make room for my... OTHER... merchandise. ''{Coughs}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, intriguing...

====Bubs &rarr; Pom Pom====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you know anything about the Pompomeranians?
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, that place is like a second home to me! I go there all the time!
'''After the player visits Pompomerania'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' How did you get back here so fast from Pompomerania?
:'''BUBS:''' I got a rail pass!

====Bubs &rarr; Shadowed Concession Stand====
''This option only appears after asking Bubs about his wares twice, and will disappear after clicking it.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So all you got is cheap souvenirs? What about all the cool spoils of warring nations divided by political unrest?
:'''BUBS:''' No way, Strong Bad! You won't see ME sellin' stuff like weapons, and fake IDs, and harvested organs...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, but say I...
:'''BUBS:''' I'm not done! And illegally excavated artifacts, and unlicensed merchandise, and pirated DVDs. ''{Pauses}'' Now I'm done.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, but say I WAS looking for that stuff.
:'''BUBS:''' Oh, you're lookin' for the Black Market! Don't know WHERE that would be! ''{Winks}'' Wink!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, VERY intriguing...

====Fake Sword, Katana, or Organ in a Jar &rarr; Bubs====
:'''BUBS:''' Not here, man! Don't know who would be watching!

====Bubs &rarr; Strong Mad====
''This option appears before buying the doll, but after visiting Country.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have any souvenirs from Strong Mad's country, Country?
:'''BUBS:''' They're a primitive, warlike person. Not too big on souvenirs. I've got some wadded up balls of paper and a macaroni sculpture of The Cheat if you want them.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen Strong Mad's attempts at art and crap. I'll pass.

====Bubs &rarr; Homsar====
''This option appears before buying the doll, but after visiting the Homsar Reservation.''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Do you have any souvenirs from the Homsar Reservation?
:'''BUBS:''' They're buried all over the place if you know where to look.

===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' "Concessionstantinople. Population: Savings. Question mark."

===Walk Around Bubs'===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, must've wandered into the wrong side of town.

===Shady door===
:''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh... hello, stranger. Is this the place to... pick up... my "packages"... from the legitimate... sweepstakes... fufillment... center?
:'''BUBS:''' What? Heck no, Strong Bad, this is the black market! ''{Wall swings open, with Bubs manning it}'' What'llya have? Weapons? Artifacts? Organs?
:{{short hr}}
:''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it. He recognizes Strong Bad and the wall swings open.}''
'''After acquiring the Pottery Shard'''
:''{Strong Bad knocks on the door and steps back. A eye-slit opens, with Bubs peeking through it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Bubs, I wanna buy something.
:'''BUBS:''' Sorry, Strong Bad. ''{Wall swings open, with Bubs manning it}'' Black Market's shut down. With all the money I made offa that pretendix, I can retire!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then what are you doing hanging out here still?
:'''BUBS:''' I like the intrigue. OR DO I? ''{The wall swings shut.}''

====Bubs &rarr; Grenade====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hook me up with some heavy ordinance. I got a The Of Town to depose.
:'''BUBS:''' No can do, Strong Bad. Just got through shippin' out the last of my weapons.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aww, not even one bazooka flamethrower that throws throwing stars?
:'''BUBS:''' Nope! Sent those out to Coachnya. They're having trouble with the Fhqwhgadi rebels.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have ''any'' weapons at all?
:'''BUBS:''' Na, I'm thinkin' about gettin' out of the arms trade anyway. Something just doesn't feel morally right about it. Especially when I make so much more selling harvested organs and stolen cultural treasures.

====Bubs &rarr; Homsar Stone====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What are these "artifacts" you're talking about?
:'''BUBS:''' Got one left: from an illegal excavation in the Homsar Reservation. They say it's priceless!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, how much?
:'''BUBS:''' I said it's priceless! No way I could just sell this to you, but I could trade it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Trade it for what?
:'''BUBS:''' Well, I'm out of just about everything, so make an offer.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What do you want for that "ancient artifact" again?
:'''BUBS:''' Can't sell it, Strong Bad! But I'll trade it if you can find something valuable enough.
====Bubs &rarr; Organ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm in the market for a new organ. Something in a pancreas, or a tasteful gallbladder.
:'''BUBS:''' Fresh out o' organs, Strong Bad!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, this is pretty much the worst black market I've ever seen.
:'''BUBS:''' Don't blame me, it's the King of Town buying 'em all up. Don't know what he's using 'em for.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He's probably building a mutant army of the undead! ''{Whining}'' I want a mutant army of the undead!
:'''BUBS:''' He keeps calling them "giblets" for some reason. But I don't care, 'cause he's driving the prices way ''up!'' If you can get anything, even tonsils or a nice pretendix, it's worth a fortune. Any condition, no questions asked.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You're a shady, shady character, Bubs.
:'''BUBS:''' It's cool in the shade!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What kinda organs are you looking for, again?
:'''BUBS:''' If you can get anything, even tonsils or a nice pretendix, it's worth a fortune. Any condition, no questions asked.
====Fake Sword &rarr; Bubs ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for a cool duct-tape-forged weapon like this one, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' For that old piece of junk? Nothing! You gotta trade me something valuable!
====Katana &rarr; Bubs ====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for this razor-sharp samurai sword, Bubs?
:'''BUBS:''' You know what Pom Pom would do if he caught me selling his weapons? You've gotta give me something a little less dangerous -- like stolen organs.
====Organ in a Jar &rarr; Bubs====
:'''BUBS:''' Is that what I THINK it is?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Depends what you think it is.
:'''BUBS:''' A jar of grandma's homemade gribbledangs?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Uhhh, no. It's Strong Sad's pretendix.
:'''BUBS:''' A real live pretendix! Even better! I'll trade you for it, no questions asked.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What'll you give me for it?
:'''BUBS:''' For one that big, anything I got in stock! Which is just this broken piece of an old pot.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{takes the pottery shard}'' Did I just get ripped off?
:'''BUBS:''' ''{angrily}'' I said no questions asked! ''{closes the door}''
===Bush===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grabs something}'' A souvenir flag from the cost-conscious nation of Concessionstan!

==Cool Car==
===Cool Car===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even our trusty, somewhat rusty car, torn apart by political unrest.
===Flag (front)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Front Seatzerland.
===Flag (rear)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hatchbackistan. "If this nation's a-rockin', you know what to don't come do."
==Fence==
===Box===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{lifts box, revealing a piece of paper underneath, music plays and overlay of the page is shown}'' Page three of my Algebros instruction manual! This one teaches the lethally educational "Logarithm Attack" move.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whole bunch o' nothing under here.
===Flag (back)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Backfence Revolutionaries, struggling to overthrow their Front-au-Fence oppressors.
===Flag (front)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The People's Republic of Front-au-Fence, bitter rivals of the Backfence Revolutionaries.
==Snap Shak==
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The magical, physics-bending kingdom of Snapshakland.
==Strong Badia==
===Game Board===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Already my beautiful nation, defiled by litter... A-HA! This "Maps & Minions" board will be perfect to plot my course to world domination! ''{draws on map and half mumbles to himself}'' Borders here... and the ocean.. gather topological data from the survey team... put a dragon here... PERFECT! If I'm here ''{Strong Badia at the top of the map is highlighted and flashes, accompanied by a high pitched beeping}'' and I wanna get to The Of Town in his stupid castle here... ''{The Castle at the bottom of the map is highlighted and flashes, accompanied by a lower pitched beeping}'' hmm... I'm pretty much gonna have to lay waste to everything and crush all the free nations under the steel-toed boot of the Strong Badian Empire! I better get crack-alackin'!
===Game Box===
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad's old "Maps & Minions" board game. The Cheat's been trying to melt all of the game pieces together to make a super soldier. And ho, what's this? ''{picks up a stash of paper money next to the box}'' Perfect Strong Badian currency. I'll call them "Quesos." ''{Takes paper money}'' We've got an economy now!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's an empty "Maps & Minions" box. "World Dominati-FUN for everyone!"
====Lighter &rarr; Game Box====
'''Before acquiring the Strong Badian currency'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I should probably check if there's anything cool inside first.
'''After'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Maps and Minions? More like Maps and Meltdowns! ''{sets the box on fire, causing it to vanish completely}''
===Sign===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My lands have suffered greatly during my wrongful imprisonment.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Restoring the glory of Strong Badia, one fearful citizen at a time.
===The Cheat===
'''Before being annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' THERE you are, The Cheat! Let's go, we've got an empire to build!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh mezeh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Whaaaaat? Is that any way to address your dictator and raquetball partner?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh MEH meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You can't secede from Strong Badia! It's... it's treason!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Shrugging}'' Mehzemeh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{angry}'' Fine then! What's your boring loser country for boring losers called anyway?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Proudly}'' Meh Meh meh Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' The Cheat and Tirerea?! Um, you might want to rethink that one.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh mehzemeh!
'''After being annexed'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Just look at it, The Cheat! All around you -- Strong Badia! From dirt to shining fence!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, you're right. We gotta take over a few countries with some better scenery.
'''During extended play'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, next time I try to take over the world, give me a pinch or something to remind me how many rotten thousand-year-old eggs it sucked.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh!

====The Cheat &rarr; Strong Badia flag====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, all right. I know there's been tension lately, things were said, maybe I kicked some things I didn't mean... but come on! What's Strong Badia without The Cheat?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Angrily, as well}'' After all I've subjected my loyal subjects to, this is how you treat me. Even ''you,'' Tire?
:''{Camera slowly pans around Tire}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, that's just cold.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why would you want to leave Strong Badia? What about the tropical breezes? The Cold Ones? The probably lots of chocolate?!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meze mehmeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've ALWAYS appreciated you! I appreciate that little squeak you make when you get kicked... I appreciate that fresh mountain spring scent you get when I take you out of the dryer...
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''Of course'' you're important! You convert carbon dioxide into oxygen so we can breathe!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Irritated}'' Meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, right. That's plants. Well, whatever! Come on! What do you want from me?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh MEH meh meh meh!
:''Each time thereafter''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You've GOT to join Strong Badia! Only united can we take on the barbarians to the south. And then we scrimmage against the East Bulldogs next Tuesday!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezeeh! Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' At least give me my lighter back.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezehmeh, meh.
====The Cheat &rarr; Medal====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You gotta know you're my right-hand The Cheat!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Enticingly}'' What if I make you my second-in-command?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mfh. Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, all right. I hereby name you my Vice The Cheat, Successor To All The Strong Badian Empire... except that ''{Shot changes to show a small patch of land}'' patch of dirt over there. ''{Camera returns to Strong Bad}'' I traded it to Strong Mad for one of those giant gummy foots. Ugh. He definitely got the better deal.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' What do you mean, "official proof?" Are you applying for a passport or something?
:''Each time thereafter''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Enticingly}'' What if I make you my second-in-command?
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mezemeh meh meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offended}'' What do you mean, "official proof?" Are you applying for a passport or something?

====The Cheat &rarr; The Cheat &rarr; Angel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, The Cheat. You KNOW the good times we've had. Remember back when we stapled that grilled cheese to Homestar's chin... this morning?
:''{Homestar walks past with a piece of grilled cheese stuck to his face, trying to shake it off}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mmmmmeh meh meh...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll let you spend the night in the crisper drawer... while it's still in the friiiidge...
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mah meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Come ''on,'' The Cheat.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Come on....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' The Cheeeeeat....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' Cooooommmmeee ooooonnnnn....
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:''Each time thereafter''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Whining}'' The Cheeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaattttt....? ''{Staggers end t's}''
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Meh!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Dang, he's serious! That was some o' my best wheedling. I think I pulled something.
====The Cheat &rarr; The Cheat &rarr; Devil====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You know you're too small and weak to take on the Strong Badian army.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' MEH mehzemeh?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah. Strong Badia never built an army, did we?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' You don't even deserve to join Strong Badia. I'm better off without you.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Indifferent}'' Meh meh meh.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, I guess reverse psychology isn't gonna work.
:''Each time thereafter''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' Just join Strong Badia before I punt you into the demilitarilized zone, Squeaky!
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angrily}'' Mezemehmeh plemehhh!
====Pilot Wings &rarr; The Cheat====
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mehehme MAHehme?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' With this medal of honor, I appoint you, The Cheat, Commander of my... Secret Sauce Police.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mzh ME?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Let's put this family feud behind us, old friend. Act now, and maybe I won't have you hanged for heinous war crimes.
:'''THE CHEAT:''' Mermehme meh! ''{tosses a lighter to Strong Bad}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' My lighter! I knew getting you back wasn't a total waste of space and time!
:''{Old timey music plays as the screen focuses on the map, with The Cheat and Tirerea turning red.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Dateline: Strong Badia! A nation long devastated by civil war: brother against brother, tire against cinder block. Now the long national nightmare is over, thanks to one charismatic leader. Strong Bad, your star is on the rise!
====Lighter &rarr; The Cheat====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way, man. This is my eighth most prized possession!
===The Cheat and Tirerea===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Distatefully}'' The Cheat & Tirerea? Nastiest name for a country I ever heard.
===Tire===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Steel-belted Traitor!
'''After The Cheat and Tirerea has been annexed'''
:''First time only''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{searches the Tire and finds the Cheat and Tirerea flag}'' A souvenir flag from The Cheat and Tirerea? We'll see if you still hold out after you've been subjected to the Strong Badian Loyalty Re-education program, Tire!
====Lighter &rarr; Tire====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll have to find some other way to punish him for treason. Burning tire fumes make my puke throw up.
===Metal Detector &rarr; Left of Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a Strong Badia Shirt}'' Oh yeah, Gampaw's old war medals! ''{disappointed}'' Awww, they didn't grow into an undead soldier.
===Metal Detector &rarr; Top right corner of Strong Badia===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a power strip}'' All right! Look at all the rust on this thing. It's gotta be ancient! An ancient... ''{slightly confused}'' ...power... strip!

==The Stick==
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The tiny noble kingdom of Shticktenstein.
===The Stick===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Despite all the political upheaval, everyone recognizes The Stick as hallowed ground.
====Metal Detector &rarr; next to The Stick====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{digs up a tuning fork}'' Found it! Some kind of grodalated... tuning fork?

==Whale==
===Flag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Fifty percent off apple pie charts. What?
===Whale===
''All lines are said at random when applicable.''

:'''THE WHALE:''' Eat portly accountants again soon!
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Please tie boards to the second window.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Welcome to Blubb-o's. Can I have your mother's shins please?
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Supasize that with a monkey's paw?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, no thanks.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I... think I might.
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE WHALE:''' Have you fried our population bombs?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Some day, friend whale. Some day.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before The Cheat gives Strong Bad his lighter.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Get your lighter from the anvil, please.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before The Cheat gives Strong Bad his lighter.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Kids love our spicy hidden wings.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad speaks to Strong Sad in the Bleak House, but before all three of Strong Sad's documents are burned.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Immolate your brother, please.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before the Clockwork Strong Bad is given to Strong Sad.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Shake things up with our new Slappy Grill toys.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only before locating all the Homsartifacts''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Pull forward for your metal detector.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters the Homsar Reservation, but before Homsar joins the Homestarmy.<!--Uncertain-->''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Cashiers cannot accept lost artifacts.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters the Homsar Reservation, but before he takes Strong Sad's pretendix.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Our donor organs are always booked in pure dirigibles.
:{{short hr}}
:''Only after Strong Bad enters Country, but before he ignites the pile of skulls on the bridge.''
:'''THE WHALE:''' Would you like flaming skulls with that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You have to ask?

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