Editing Place Ya Bets!

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[[Image:Strongbadcrates.PNG|thumb|"I got fifty bucks that says you guys will continue to suck no matter what I do."]]
[[The Deleteheads]] wager on what will happen in [[Strong Bad Email]] 200.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Places:''' [[Strong Sad's Room]]

'''Date:''' Monday, September 15, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:30

'''Page Title:''' Hot Action? Big Numbers?

== Transcript ==
''{Open to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is standing next to a chair and in front of a table with a notebook on it, and wearing his Deletehead hat. An archway to a hall is to his left}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{rhythmic clapping in background}'' Everybody's just gonna feel sorry for ya. I mean ''{starts to pat belly in time with clapping}'' I do.

''{clapping stops}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Please be seat&egrave;d, Deleteheads. ''{chair scoot noises as Strong Sad sits}'' Now let's get right down to it! ''{pounds table with fist on the word "right", then raises finger}'' Sbemail 200 wagers, place ya bets! Place ya bets! ''{continues to pound table as he speaks}''

''{Cut to the other side of the table. Strong Mad and The Cheat are sitting down, and the Cinder Block is on the table. All three are wearing Deletehead hats}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{points at The Cheat}'' The Cheat's got fifty bucks says the Lappy doesn't make it out of email 200 alive! ''{thumps table, then raises arms}'' Any takers? Any takers?

''{Cut back to opposite side}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' DOUBLE DOWN!

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{speaking rapidly}'' Okay, hot money, hot money, big movers! ''{pounds table, cut to close up}'' Dan! We got a twenty percent chance this email's gonna be from a guy named Dan! Who wants in? ''{looks around quickly as he speaks, cut to opposite side}'' Anybody? Nobody? Hot action? Big numbers? No? ''{cut back to Strong Sad}'' Moving on! Homestar's got half a G on... ''{raises notebook and looks at it}'' Strong Bad not making it out alive?

''{Cut to Homestar, frowning and holding a bundle of red candles with a drawing of a clock face taped to them, resembling a homemade bomb. He briefly looks surprised, quickly hides his "bomb" under the table and glares at Strong Sad.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno nuttin' about nuttin'!

''{Cut to Strong Bad standing in the doorway, holding a crate labelled ''Last week's clams'' with a box labelled ''Cat noses'' on top of it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about?

''{Cut to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, gambling?

''{Cut to the opposite side of the table.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' HORSES!

''{Cut back to Strong Bad.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, I can tell you right now you're all way off! ''{starts to walk away}'' Or I got fifty bucks that says you guys will continue to suck no matter what I do.

''{Cut to Homestar Runner, frowning. Ominous music starts playing, as Homestar pulls his homemade "bomb" out from under the table.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' We'll just see about that, old buddy, old pal. We'll just see.

''{Zoom in on Homestar, who raises the "bomb" up to his face. The edges of the screen darken. Cut to Strong Sad. The music stops abruptly.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{points}'' Homestar, are those just candles with a drawing of a clock taped to them?

''{Cut back to Homestar. The edges of the screen lighten.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, um. Sorry guys, I gotta catch this invisible secret elevator. ''{Homestar slowly lowers himself below the table, stopping before his hat disappears}'' Boooooo.

''{Cut back to Strong Sad.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' How much you wanna bet he stays down there all week?

''{The [[New Paper]] comes down, reading ''Place your bets, people!''}''

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*"G" is slang for $1,000 (a '''g'''rand), making half a G $500.
*"Double down" is a term in Blackjack meaning to double one's bet at any point after the initial cards have been dealt, and take exactly one more card.

===Trivia===
*Strong Sad's notebook reads:
**Meeting
# Pledge
# Wagers
# Fruit Dip
# Eyebrow Notions

*This is the first occurrence of the [[New Paper]] appearing outside a [[sbemail]], though it should be noted that this toon was closely related to [[email thunder]].

===Remarks===
*Although Strong Sad states the odds of the next emailer being named [[Dan]] are 20%, only 10 of the previous emails - roughly 5% - were sent by a Dan (or a variant thereof).

===Inside References===
*Strong Sad is singing [[Everybody to the Limit]] in the intro to the meeting.
*[[The Deleteheads]] first appeared in [[fan club]].
*The Cheat predicts the [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|death of the Lappy]].
*Strong Sad mentions [[Dan]].
*Homestar had half a [[G]] that Strong Bad doesn't make it through SBEmail 200 alive.
*Homestar appears to want to [[Death|kill]] Strong Bad.
*Homestar's line "I dunno nothing about nothing." was previously uttered by Bubs in [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]].
*Homestar previously imitated an elevator in the same manner in [[Flashforward]].
*Strong Sad tells the Deleteheads to be seat[[-èd|èd]].

== See Also ==
* [[Not the 100th Email!!!]]
* [[Sbemail 150?!?]]
* [[Page Load Error]]

== External links ==

*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.html|watch "Place ya bets!"]]
*[[HR:sbemail199andahalf.swf|view the Flash file for "Place ya bets!"]]
*[[Forum:14727|forum thread re: "Place ya bets!"]]

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