Editing Nicknames

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Most [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been assigned a variety of '''nicknames''' by other characters, usually by [[Strong Bad]]. Strong Bad also gives nicknames to [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|those who send him emails]].

==Main Characters==
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Fox's father (himself, [[Date Nite]])
*The Big Fat Yellow Blob (Strong Bad, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*My Dog (Bubs, [[A Folky Tale]])
*McDorkle (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Humphel (Coach Z, [[A Jorb Well Done]])
*Homestar von Runnerberger (Strong Bad, [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]])
*Mr. Prancy-time (Strong Bad, [[The King of Town DVD]]) 

'''Shorts'''
*Supreme Overlord (Strong Bad, [[Ever and More!]])
*Brotherstar Runnerbrother (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])
*The Deckeman (himself, [[No Hands On Deck!]])
*Desire Man (Strong Sad, [[Sbemail 150?!?]])
*Dumbstar (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]]) 
*No Armed Whitey (Strong Bad, [[The Interview]])
*Piles (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*Jackson (Puppet Marshie, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])
*The Smartest Person in the World (Narrating Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck in his Craw]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Hot Pooey (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Homestarrunner.com (himself and Bubs, [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]])
*The Human Grate-On-My-Nerves (Strong Bad, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Crum Bum (Coach Z, [[Decemberween Short Shorts]])
*Shorty (Bubs, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*The old captain of the team (himself, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*A real state trooper (Homsar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Homestarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homestar Riggidy Riggidy Runner ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Homeslice ([[Puppet Jam]])
*Whitey (Doreauxgard, [[lackey]] and [[Main Page 25]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Homejob (Strong Bad, [[email thunder]])
*Mary Ann (Strong Bad, [[love poems]])
*Chumpion (Strong Bad, [[underlings]])
*Officer Cheese-for-butt (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Homestar Bunmaker (himself, [[disconnected]])
*Old 'Strammy (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Wretched Simmons (Strong Bad, [[lady fan]])
*Mr. Dee Williams (Bubs, [[secret identity]])
*Kevin (Announcer, [[geddup noise]])
*Lou Dobbs (himself, [[geddup noise]]) 
*Hal (Marzipan, [[time capsule]] DVD commentary) 
*Meatball Face Butt (Strong Bad/Dangeresque, [[dangeresque 3]]) 
*Baldy (Strong Bad, [[haircut]]) 
*Duckie-man (The Prince of Town, [[flashback]]) 
*Duckshirt (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) 
*Prancibald (Strong Bad, [[flashback]]) 
*Kevin DuBrow (himself, [[the bet]])
*edgardo (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]]) 
*Dumpface (Strong Bad, [[island]]) 
 
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*[[Wikipedia: Ghostface Killah|Goatface Killa]] (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Boyfriend Dan (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) 
*The H-star, the H-star-R (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]) 
*Sugar-face (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) 
*Strong Bad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) 
*Batman (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) 
*Dead Guy Perez, alternately known as the DGP (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])

'''Other'''
*The breakout album of the year (himself, [[Hremail 2000]])
*Everyone's favorite knock-kneed weightlifter (himself, [[Hremail 62]])
*Homewad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Homestank (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Dumpwad (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Stache Frenchman (Strong Bad, [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*[[Wikipedia:Lionel Richie|Lionel Richie]] (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Runner#Character Video Transcript| Homestar's character page]])
*Uncle Homestar (Raffedy and Preshy, [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])

===[[Strong Bad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Strong Strong (Homestar, [[Date Nite]])
*Strong Caleb (himself imitating Tucksworth, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Grandma (himself, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Prisoner Number 5408 (Strong Sad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
*Professor Tor Coolguy (Strong Sad and himself, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

'''Shorts'''
*Brother Strong Bad (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Salaried employee (Coach Z, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])
*Cool Guy (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])
*Stong Bah (Homestar, [[Arcade Game]])
*The Leg (pronounced "Ledge", himself, [[79 Seconds Left]])
*Mohhhldy Moldy (Shark-Tooth Bubs, [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]])

'''Powered By The Cheat'''
*Behan (Powered by the Cheat Homestar, [[mile]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Pez Dispenser (Senor Cardgage, [[A Decemberween Mackerel]])
*Strong-o Bad-o (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Miss America (Senor Cardgage, [[Senorial Day]])
*Strong Badchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Mrs. Jankroe (Homestar, [[Costume Commercial]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*My Homie (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
*Rondo (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 2]])
*Rondleman (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])
*My D-O-G-E, My Dog (Puppet Homestar, [[Biz Cas Fri 1]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*AKA (''pronounced A-Kah'') Strong Bad (himself, Homestar, [[videography]])
*Bathsheba (Senor Cardgage, [[hremail 3184]])
*Dr. Marvin Rubdown (himself, [[love poems]])
*Junior (Senor Cardgage, [[rated]])
*e.email cummings (himself, [[rated]])
*Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt Johnson (himself, Strong Mad, Bubs, [[nightlife]])
*Sam (Homestar, [[business trip]])
*Young whipper-snapper (The King of Town, [[slumber party]])
*B (Coach Z, [[hygiene]])
*Monster May-an (Homsar, [[mini-golf]])
*Strong Bo (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Spring Board (Coach Z, [[Accent]])
*Grillmasta (Homestar, [[underlings]])
*Grendolyn (Senor Cardgage, [[rough copy]])
*Bontilda (Senor Cardgage, [[the movies]])
*Strong Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*Stro Bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]], and Strong Sad, [[fan club]])
*S-bro (Homestar, [[4 branches]])
*awesome (emailer Ter, [[coloring]])
*Mr. Lewd Comment 1965 (himself, [[retirement]])
*Giantus (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Fake Frenchman (himself, [[retirement]])
*Light 'n Fluffy (himself, [[retirement]])
*Heaven in Tights (himself, [[retirement]])
*Good Fortunator (himself, [[retirement]])
*Bicep Lad (himself, [[retirement]])
*Lebner (himself, [[retirement]])
*Mighty Legit (himself, [[retirement]])
*Dabney Coleman's Evil Twin (himself, [[retirement]])
*Wisewallace (himself, [[retirement]])
*The Detroit Locksmith (himself, [[retirement]])
*Prudeacre  (himself, [[retirement]])
*Backseat Bradley (Homestar, [[road trip]])
*Fatty bad (That guy, from that place, [[road trip]])
*Super Bad (emailer Jonathan Shaheen, [[theme song]])
*Myrtlebeth (Senor Cardgage, [[alternate universe]])
*Big Nose (Stinkoman, [[alternate universe]])
*Eggman (Homestar, [[disconnected]])
*Strong Body (Bubs, [[disconnected]])
*Head Bad (Coach Z, [[disconnected]])
*Senor Muybueno (himself, [[pop-up]])
*Tip Tappers: Expensive Briefcase Carrier (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Vance (Daddy) Mudgeman (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Cara Carabowditbowdit (himself, [[secret identity]])
*Strongio da Baddio (himself, [[portrait]])
*Strongest of the Bads (emailers Lorenzo and Fillbert, [[lady...ing]])
*Strong Bad The Good Dancer (himself, [[bottom 10]])
*Weak Bad (the sender of the email in [[bottom 10]])
*Sed Bed (himself, [[do over]])
*Ong-stray ad-bay (emailer Peter, [[rampage]])
*Chester Elegante (himself, [[dreamail]])
*Senator (Strong Sad, [[radio]])
*S to the B (emailer Justin Corcoran, [[extra plug]])
*Silne Zle (himself, [[other days]])
*Coolest guy ever (emailer Allison, [[for kids]])
*Elizagerth (Senor Cardgage, [[flashback]])
*No-shirt (himself, [[flashback]])
*Weirdo (Strong Sad, [[different town]])
*Stupid (Homestar, [[army]])
*Ethel (Senor Cardgage, [[kind of cool]])
*Mr. Supreme (himself, [[Strumstar Hammer]] Easter egg in [[kids' book]])
*Double A, All Abs (himself, [[suntan]])
*Strong Sad (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Reggie (Homsar, [[interview]])
*[[Stinkoman]] (Homestar, [[island]])
*Stong Bad (Emailer matt, [[50 emails]])
*Buckethand (Homestar, [[new hands]])
*Stark Dålig (himself, [[little questions]])
*Stong Band (himself as Monkey D, [[vacation]])
*[[Strong Badman]] (himself, [[superhero name]])
*Mr SuTo (himself, [[i rule#Commentary Transcript|i rule (commentary)]])

'''Teen Girl Squad'''
*Sir Hotbod Handsomeface (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Lorenz Magazine Man (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*[[Aliases Used in Prank Calls#Goatface|Goatface]] (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]])
*Senator Bobblehead (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Senator Statesbob (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Bob Statesman (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
*Cableman Jorge (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])
*Sweepstakes Ron (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Safety Dan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]])
*Dr. Professional (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]])
*Constable Anybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]])
*Detective Everybody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]])
*Mr. Nobody (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]])

'''Other'''
*Lord Barglebroth (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Lord High Awesomeparty (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*General William Flexmypecs (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Buddy (Homestar Runner, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Nougat Man (Homestar, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Baron von Flexmypecs (himself, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*The Bee (himself, [[Sensitive To Bees]])
*No-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Strong Band (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Brethany (Senor Cardgage, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Tiny Heavy (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Strong and Bad (The Heavy, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Boxing Glove Guy (Max, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]])
*Got-the-best-cards-man (himself, [[Poker Night at the Inventory]]))

===[[The Cheat]]===
'''General'''
*The Chort (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[rampage]], [[impression]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[mile]] (Powered by The Cheat Coach Z), [[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Baddest of the Bands]], [[Rap Song]])
*DJ Teh Cheat (his DJ name, referenced in [[geddup noise]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] and [[Strong Badia the Free]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Mr. Smarty-Spots (Strong Bad, [[Date Nite]])
*T.C. (Marzipan, [[Date Nite]])

'''Shorts'''
*Strong Mad's Girlfriend (Strong Bad, [[Summer Short Shorts]])

'''Puppet Stuff'''
*Yellow Man (Homestar, [[Labor Dabor]] and [[Some Puppet Stuff]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Monchicheat (Strong Bad, [[Happy Hallow-day]])
*Philly Cheat-steak (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*Cheatachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Lucy (Strong Bad, [[your edge]])
*The Squeak (Homestar, [[hiding]])
*Chocolate cake (Homsar, [[strong badathlon]])
*The Cheat Baxter-Birney ("starring", [[theme song]])
*The Chekt (and The Che_t) (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*The Cheato Bandito (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])
*Squeak (Strong Bad, [[narrator]])
*The Cheatbot (Strong Bad, [[technology]])
*Mr. Tesmacher (Bubs' Motor Lodge Registry, [[secret identity]])  
*Captain Past-His-Prime (Strong Bad, [[animal]])
*the ol' Cheatasaurus (Strong Bad, [[other days]])
*The Cheatentina (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Ilko Skevüld (fake ID, [[cheatday]])
*Teh C. (himself, [[cheatday]])
*Cheet (Strong Mad, [[lunch special]])
*little yellow squeaky thing (Strong Bad, [[lackey]])
*[[Firebert]] (himself, [[army]])
*That one little guy  (Strong Bad, [[army]])
*yellow dog (Homestar, [[army]])
*The Friggin' Cheat (himself, [[local news]])
*Squeaky (Motivational poster, [[no loafing]])
*Slowbie (Strong Bad, [[2 years]])
*Cheat-in-a-Bag (Strong Bad, [[impression]])
*Clever Dan (Strong Bad, [[sibbie]])
*dacheese (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Batman (Homestar, [[caper]])
*Holy-Crap Adorable pet (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])

'''Other'''
*Le Squeak ([[Videlectrix]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog#July 23, 2008|SBCG4AP Dev Blog]])
*Mr. Cheat[[Names ending in -erson|erson]] (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia National Anthem]] on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]])
*That yellow brick (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])

===[[Strong Mad]]===
'''General'''
*Big Guy ([[Where's The Cheat?]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[army]])
*[[Graw Mad]] (Strong Bad, [[the facts]], [[garage sale]], [[keep cool]], [[Kick-A-Ball]]; Little Girl, [[car|commentary for car]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Our Bass Player (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Thwomp Mad (Strong Bad, [[Most in the Graveyard]])
*Tough Skins (Strong Bad, [[Superbowl Dealie]])
*Strong Madchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Strong Madden ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*House Mouth (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Bo-hwee-moth (Strong Bad, [[looking old]])
*Chef Boyardee (Strong Bad, [[portrait]])
*Biggest Bro (Strong Bad, [[the facts]])
*[[Killingyouguy]] (The King of Town, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Stlong Mad (himself, [[lunch special]])
*No-neck (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Brain-for-brains (Strong Bad, [[invisibility]])

'''Other'''
*Putchnya Shotski (himself, [[8-Bit Is Enough]])
*Genghis Khan't (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Low-brow (Strong Sad, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Red Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit is Enough)
*Blue Square (Strong Bad, 8-bit Is Enough)

===[[Strong Sad]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Wiener (Strong Bad, [[Where's The Cheat?]])
*The Elephant Man (Coach Z, [[A Folky Tale]])
*Dairy Queen (Strong Bad, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])

'''Shorts'''
*Miss July (Strong Bad, [[Somber Vacation]])
*Some Fat Girl (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner gets Something Stuck In His Craw]]) 
*The Ghost of Christmas Suck (Strong Bad, [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]])
*Rondell (himself, [[Experimental Film]])
*Polar Bear (Homestar Runner, [[Best Caper Ever]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Half Man (Homestar Runner, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Strong Sadchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Jurassic Dork (Strong Bad, [[buried]])
*Frog Eggs (Strong Bad, [[winter pool]])
*Thelonious Dump (Strong Bad, [[pizza joint]])
*Diaper stripe (Lil' Strong Bad, [[the paper]])
*Stupid (Strong Bad, [[depressio]], [[retirement]])
*Prancibald (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Trundle bed (Strong Bad, [[keep cool]])
*The Elephant-Footed Ghost Man (Strong Bad, [[myths & legends]])
*Biggest Waste of Dump (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*Double-Bottom (Strong Bad, [[record book]])
*S² (Niels Bohr, [[boring (really)]])
*Helvetica (Senor Cardgage, [[garage sale]])
*The Lurker (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*DJ Dumpy Dump (Strong Bad, [[rampage]])
*M.C. for Master of Ceremonies (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My Dear Fatson (Strong Bad, [[best thing]])
*Harry Elephanté (Strong Bad, [[origins]])
*[[The Deathly Pallor]] (himself, [[radio]], Coach Z, [[impression]])
*Ol' Greystoke (Strong Bad, [[radio]])
*El Dumpo (Strong Bad, [[dangeresque 3]])
*Doughboy (Homestar, [[dangeresque 3]])
*[[Tendafoot]] (Strong Bad, [[crying]])
*Gron Sad (Strong Bad, [[car]]; Little Girl [[car|commentary for car]])
*Wiggidy-wiener (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Dumpus (Strong Bad, [[autobiography]])
*That rhinoceros (Homsar, [[interview]])
*Interrupter Jones (Strong Bad, [[morning routine]])
*S.S. (Coach Z, [[rampage]])
*My stupid baby brother (Strong Bad, [[different town]])
*Your cute baby brother (Strong Bad, [[lady...ing]])
'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Elephants-gerald (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])
*Waste of fat space (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]])
'''Other'''
*The Floating Head of Dooooom (himself, [[Main Page 23]])
*The fat Fisher-Price guy (Strong Bad, [[3D Menu Screen Tests]])
*Strong Sad Raymond Jenkins (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Obsessio Depressio (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Sir Dumpenheimer (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplo (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Dumplestiltskin (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Sister Christian (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Count Suckula (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Mister Snooty Rock Journalist (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Brother Sad (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Security Guy (Bubs, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Useless (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*El Dumpo the Wide (Strong Bad, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]])
*Dumpalumpa (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])
*Junior (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Pom Pom]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Roundy Man (Homestar, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts'''
*Pom Dog (Homestar, [[Play Date]])
*P² (P-squared) (Homestar, [[On Break]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*My main man, My dog, My ace in the hole (Strong Bad disguised as Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Pom Pomchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Email'''
*The Big Cheese (Homestar, [[from work]])
*My dog Pom Pom (Homestar, [[myths & legends]])
*Hindenburg (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])
*Led Zeppelin (Strong Bad, [[pom pom]])

'''Other'''
*Ronnie (Strong Bad, [[Strumstar Hammer]])
*Sir Bubbles (Strong Bad, Strong Badia the Free)

===[[Marzipan]]===
'''General'''
*Marzy (Coach Z, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]; Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]]; Strong Sad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]])

'''Big Toons'''
*Old Maid Marzipan (Bubs, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Fox's mother (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Ms. Smarty-Pants (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*The Marzipan (Homestar Runner, [[Date Nite]])
*Marzi-person (Bubs, [[Weclome Back]])
*Stupid (Homestar Runner, [[Where's the Cheat]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Bellsman (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*The girlfriend formerly known as Marzipan (Homestar, [[Jibblies 2]])
*Mom-zipan (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Marzi-man (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*Marzychu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*A Laugh Riot [[Grrl]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*My li'l love-jorb (Coach Z, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])


'''Strong Bad Email'''
*Ol' Marzipole (Strong Bad, [[environment]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Marzi-thang (The King of Town, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Brown (The Homestar Runner, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]])
*Marz-pan (Grape Nuts Robot, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Marzipanio (herself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]])
*Mrs. Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]) 
*Ugly-Pan (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]])

'''Other'''
*A little bird with a baseball bat head (Strong Bad, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*[[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's Girlfriend]] ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*A dirty hippie...without the dirt (Strong Bad, [[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Matzah Ball (herself, [[Baddest of the Bands]])
*Marzi Kong (Strong Bad, [[8-Bit is Enough]])

===[[Coach Z]]===
'''Shorts'''
*Hourly Wage (Strong Bad, [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*The Big Z (himself, [[diorama]])
*Ebert (Strong Bad, [[the movies]])
*Ol' Butt Patterson (trading card, [[trading cards]])
*Green Bubs (Strong Bad, [[road trip]])
*Deborah (Homestar Runner, [[senior prom]])
*Cadet Z (Space Captainface, [[space program]])
*Coach Zed (Strong Bad, [[do over]])
*The Coach Z (Strong Bad, [[flashback]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Coach B]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Mrs. Grey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Coach Zchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*The Lyrical Wondermind (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]])

'''Powered by The Cheat'''
*You biscuithead (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])
*Fool (Peacey P, [[Rap Song]])

'''Other'''
*Coach Zee (the apparent original spelling, [[Where My Hat Is At?]])

===[[Bubs]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Bubs-keep (Strong Bad, [[DNA Evidence]])
*Stranger (Marzipan, [[Weclome Back]])
*Tubbs (Homsar, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

'''Shorts'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bubsy|Bubsy]] (Homestar, [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]])

'''Holiday Toons'''
*Chauncey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*Old Mr. Bubs (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Blue face man (Homestar, [[Fall Float Parade]])
*Great American Bubs (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Bubba-daddy (Homestar Runner, [[Senorial Day]])
*Bubsy (Coach Z, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Cornbread (himself as [[Dr. Christmas]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Bubsachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

'''Strong Bad Emails'''
*Orange Coach Z (Coach Z, [[road trip]])
*Old Man Bubs (Strong Bad, [[isp]])
*Bubs-O (Coach Z, [[geddup noise]])
*The Haggler (Strong Bad, [[garage sale]])
*Mr. Bubs (Strong Bad, [[part-time job]])
*Bubsy (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*Sbu (Strong Bad, [[lunch special]])
*[[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] (Strong Bad, [[current status]])

'''Other'''
*Bubsy (Homestar, [[Broken Compy Menu]])

===[[The King of Town]]===
'''Big Toons'''
*Santa (Homestar Runner, [[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[Where's The Cheat?]])

''' Shorts '''
*Brother of Town (Homestar, [[Ever and More!]])
*Kingy-ding ([[The Little Chef Guy]], [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Your Kentucky Fried-ness (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Oldie (Strong Bad, [[Halloween Fairstival]])
*"Your Highness" (Strong Bad, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Kingy (Coach Z, [[A Decemberween Pageant]])
*Mr. Of Town (Homestar, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Kingachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Clogdor (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*Old Bag (Strong Bad, [[boring (really)]])
*Old King Droll (Strong Bad, [[secret recipes]])
*Creepy Old Man (Strong Bad, [[the bet]])

'''Marzipan's Answering Machine'''
*Stankwad (Strong Bad, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad in the grass (Bubs, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
*Wad (himself, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]])
''' Other '''
*Furious Fingers ([[Lappynapped!]])
*Kingio ([[Super Kingio Brothers]])
*The KoT ([[King of Town Main Page]])
*The Of Town ([[Strong Badia the Free]])

===[[The Poopsmith]]===
''' Big Toons '''
*Doodieman (Strong Bad, [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])

''' Shorts '''
*Crapsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])
*Rotting-Dragonsmith (The King of Town, [[KOT's VOQPCS!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*Poop-Stick (Homestar, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])
*Teddy Poopspin ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Poopachu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*The Diapersmith (Strong Sad, [[highschool]])
*Doodoo Man (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])
*Mr. Smith (Strong Bad, [[big white face]])

===[[Homsar]]===
''' General'''
*This little weirdo (Strong Bad, [[different town]]; Strong Sad, [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]])
''' Shorts '''
*Third world countries (Bubs, [[Ever and More!]])

''' Holiday Toons '''
*The Secret Guy (Homestar, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]])
*Shortstop (Homestar, [[Homestar Presents: Presents]])
*The ghost of Christmas past (himself, [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]])
*Homsar Salad Sandwich ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])
*Homsarchu ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]])

''' Strong Bad Emails '''
*Millions (himself, [[fan club]])
*Homestar (Homestar, [[looking old]])
*The Human Wedgie (himself, [[origins]])
*Haddi-man (kids, [[for kids]])
*Blue midget homestar (Strong Bad, [[for kids]])

''' Other '''
*A knock-knock joke about jogging suits (himself, [[Strong Badia The Free]])
*Filibuster (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A Flying Man (Strong Bad, [[Strong Badia the Free]])
*A crudely drawn cupcake (himself, [[Homestar Ruiner]])
*Captain of the Gravy Train (himself, [[Homsar#Character Video Transcript|Homsar's Character Video]])
*Parson Brown (himself, [[Strong Sad's Lament]])
*Baron von Homsar (Strong Bad, [[Baddest of the Bands]])

==Minor Characters==

===[[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]===

====[[Sherlock]]====
*A bump in a shape of a hoop and a hey (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])
*A marshmallow hoo-hooshmalla-heyballa-hoo (Homestar, [[Punkin Stencils]])

====[[The Wheelchair]]====
*That stupid wheelchair kid (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])

====[[Eh! Steve!]]====
*Steven (Cheerleader, [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*Eh. Steven. (Leomard Sportsinterviews, Email [[different town]])

====[[Ready For Primetime]]====
*Eh, Greg (Strong Bad, Email [[haircut]])
*SWEETIE CAKES (Strong Mad, Email [[haircut]])

===[[Old-Timey]]===

====[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]====
*Sir Strong Bad (Telegram sender Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth, [[50 emails]])
*Uncle Strong Bad (himself, [[2 emails]])
*The Strong Bad (Barbershop Trio, [[Ballad of the Sneak]])

====[[Fat Dudley]]====
*Fat Duds (The Homestar Runner, [[That A Ghost]])

====[[The Sneak]]====
*The Dapper Swindler ("Wanted" poster, [[Ballad of The Sneak]])

====[[Mr. Shmallow]]====
*That monster (The Homestar Runner, [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]])

====[[Sickly Sam]]====
*Ol' Bone Legged ([[TV Time Toons Menu]])
*The dead kid (Old-Timey Strong Bad, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Jackson (Old-Timey Marzipan, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Double S (The Homestar Runner, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])
*Sickle Cell (Fort Wayne Locomotive, [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]])

===[[Cheat Commandos]]===

====[[Gunhaver]]====
*The Gunshaver (Crack Stuntman, [[An Important Rap Song]])
*Gun Hay-ver (Crack Stuntman, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]])
*Daddy Gunhavy (himself, [[Let us give TANKS!]])
*Charles (Blue Laser Commander, [[Let us give TANKS!]]; Reynold's Brother, [[2-Part Episode: Part 1]])

====[[Reynold]]====
*Reynold-a (Fightgar, [[Shopping for Danger]])
*Cheat Cuss-mando (Gunhaver, [[Commandos in the Classroom]])

====[[Ser-g-geant Marshie]]====
*this flying cotton ball (Gunhaver, [[Cheat Commandos...O's]])

===[[Teen Girl Squad]]===

====Teen Girl Squad====
*my better looking sistas (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]])
*fair maidens (D n' D Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*earthlings (Sci-Fi Greg, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*gals (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*grlfrndz (The Ugly One, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
*my [[Spanish]] galleons (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*my art galleries (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Worldwide Starlets (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Smartly Pretty (So and So, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*Kissy Boots (themselves, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*You little brats (Mrs. So-and-So-erson, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
*my gallies (Cheerleader, [[Decemberween Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]])
*the other girls (All girls except What's Her Face, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11 (Page title; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*You Undapants (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])

====[[Cheerleader]]====
*ms. thang (and the future ms. thang) (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*fattycakes (Intro description, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
*rich [[grrl]] (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])
*hott type! (Her shirt, [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

====[[So and So]]====
*Babysit (Tompkins, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Mark (Cut-Out Shirt Folding Store Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Over-Achiever Bandit (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
*Kristen (Cheerleader, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])
*Kristin-a (What's Her Face, [[comic]] and [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]])

====[[What's Her Face]]====
*bunkmate (Raccoon Girl, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*W HERFACE (Mailbox, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*the one with baggy pants (Teen Girl Squad, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])

====[[The Ugly One]]====
*The Queen of Pay-Per-View (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]])
*Uggs (Cheerleader, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]])
*The Hotgly One (The Brothers Chaps, [[Sketchbook 2005#SK-2005-10-20|Sketchbook]])
*The new leader (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*The follower (herself, [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
*Young Man (Teacher; [[Teen Girl Squad|TGS Menu]])

===[[20X6]]===

====[[Stinkoman]]====
*MY DOGE (Vector Strong Bad, [[alternate universe]])
*Sign Up Today Man ([[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]])
*a demon on wheels (himself, [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]])

====[[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies]]====
(All of these are from the [[Stinkomanual]].)
*'''Pooru-Pooru''' - punk cucumber
*'''Rose Blake''' - 'lectric burner
*'''Clowder''' - crotchety old cloud
*'''Astromund''' - astro style mund
*'''Piedmont''' - comedian
*'''Porchi''' - round-about
*'''Stafulter''' - flying plug-duck
*'''Postlethwaite''' - ol' P-thwaite
*'''Ditmars''' - NOT a tree and a blanket
*'''Ekersby''' - A jumble of good, good graphics
*'''Prudench''' - skrimps
*'''Dolmerlay''' - Dolmy
*'''Semulade''' - shark-ships
*'''Broodacre''' - jungle-ized bolcano, Broody

===[[Poker Night at the Inventory]]===

''This section concerns only the nicknames that Strong Bad uses.''

====Tycho====
*Dork-take
*Nerd Rancher
*Tye-cho

====[[Sam and Max|Max]]====
*Bunnym'n
*[[Disney|Stitch]]
*Ra-bit

====Heavy====
*Heavym'n
*Heafty Bag
*Ivan
*Too-much-information-man

====The Player====
*Talky McTalktake
*Ouch-man

===Miscellaneous===

====[[Bad Graphics Ghost]]====
*Pixel Ghost (Strong Bad, [[strongbad_email.exe]] Disc Two menu)

====[[Marshie]]====
*Margie the Marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[Fan Costumes '06]])
*that freakin' marshmallow (Strong Bad, [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]])
*Marshy (Dan Miller, [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] track listing)
*that flying mushroom (Strong Bad, Email [[the show]])
*that fweakin' marshmallow (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*that fweakin' robot (Homestar, [[Meet Marshie]])
*Creepazoid (Homestar, [[Main Page 25]])

====[[They Might Be Giants]]====
*the old Supreme Giants Boys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*Super Giant guys (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*The Super Giants (Homestar Runner, [[Experimental Film]])

====John Flansburgh (of TMBG)====
*Flans ([[Puppet Jam]])
*that one right there with the glasses (Strong Bad, [[Experimental Film]])
*the glasses guy/that glasses guy (Strong Sad, [[Experimental Film]]: DVD version)

====[[Carol]]====
*Carl (The Cheat, Email [[marzipan]], [[Seasonal Sweaters]])

====[[Señor]]====
*Señor Ha-Ha-Ha-Havin' A Little Trouble (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[Mr. Bland]]====
*The prince of plain (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])
*The master of mundane (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[The Robot (storybook)|The Robot]]====
*The walking metal robot (The Announcer, [[Strongest Man in the World]])

====[[The Umpire]]====
*Mr. Umpire (Homestar, [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

====[[Senor Cardgage]]====
* Senator Cardgage Bubs (Homestar Runner, Email [[original]])
* T. Mendous Savings (himself, [[Senorial Day]])
* old denominator (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old wintergreen (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])
* old Soderbergh (himself, Email [[kind of cool]])

====[[Balding Man]]====
* Husband of the Year (Narrator, [[Senorial Day]])

====[[Li'l Brudder]]====
* The king of the dregs (Singers, [[The Li'l Brudder Show]])

====[[Visor Robot]]====
* Valerie (Senor Cardgage, [[Senor Mortgage]])

====[[Saddy Dumpington]]====
* Ol' Dumps (Strong Sad, [[A Folky Tale]])
* Weird Snake Joe (himself, [[A Folky Tale]])

====[[Atari Dragon]]====
*freakin' duck (Strong Bad, [[Main Page 13]], [[highschool]])

====[[Trogdor]]====
*Troggie (Strong Bad, [[Happy Trogday]])

====[[Rather Dashing]]====
*Rather Homely (The Blue Knight, [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]])

====[[Tandy 400]]====
*crappiest computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*that old buncha beige (Strong Bad, [[pop-up]])

====[[Compy 386]]====
*crappier computer (Strong Bad, [[retirement]])
*three-eighty-sucks (Tandy 400, [[invisibility]])

====[[Lappy 486]]====
*lappy-pie..poo (email [[retirement]])
*little lady (email [[retirement]])

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