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[[File:MrPoofersMustDie.png|200px|thumb|"Oh. Sorry. 'The End.'"]] | [[File:MrPoofersMustDie.png|200px|thumb|"Oh. Sorry. 'The End.'"]] | ||
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Mr. Poofers}}, {{Film|Old Man Rootbeer}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{film|Character 1}} | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Mr. Poofers}}, {{Film|Old Man Rootbeer}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{film|Character 1}} | ||
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'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]] | '''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]], [[The Field]] | ||
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'''Date:''' Tuesday, October 30, 2018 | '''Date:''' Tuesday, October 30, 2018 | ||
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''{Mr. Poofers sits down, with an accompanying noise.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers sits down, with an accompanying noise.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers is a dog | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Mr. Poofers is a dog— |
''{Mr. Poofers scratches himself with his hind leg and a question mark appears over his head.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers scratches himself with his hind leg and a question mark appears over his head.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —but he sounds like this! |
''{As Homestar says each word that Mr. Poofers "sounds like", Mr. Poofers opens his mouth, and the same word appears inside it.}'' | ''{As Homestar says each word that Mr. Poofers "sounds like", Mr. Poofers opens his mouth, and the same word appears inside it.}'' | ||
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''{Mr. Poofers's fur fluffs out to make him look more cloud-like.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers's fur fluffs out to make him look more cloud-like.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, I mean, what a great ''dog'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, I mean, what a great ''dog''— |
''{Mr. Poofers returns to normal and scratches himself.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers returns to normal and scratches himself.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' —Mr. Poofers is! |
''{The screen changes to a dining room table with three pine cones on it.}'' | ''{The screen changes to a dining room table with three pine cones on it.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Homestar.}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! Did it happen again?! Every time I try and tell a spooky Mr. Poofers story | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aw, man! Did it happen again?! Every time I try and tell a spooky Mr. Poofers story— |
''{Cut to Marzipan.}'' | ''{Cut to Marzipan.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Homestar.}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' —he always survives! I thought, if I could finally kill him off, it would definitely become a top-notch four-and-a-half-stars-with-over-six-hundred-reviews-quality ghost story. |
''{Cut to Bubs.}'' | ''{Cut to Bubs.}'' | ||
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''{The bubble expands and a pair of brown shoes marked "350" is added. Then it disappears and Mr. Poofers spins, looking like a tornado.}'' | ''{The bubble expands and a pair of brown shoes marked "350" is added. Then it disappears and Mr. Poofers spins, looking like a tornado.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Gee whiz! That's a lot of Kansas | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Gee whiz! That's a lot of Kansas match<!-- ??? --> right there! |
''{Mr. Poofers strikes a triumphant pose. The image poofs away and cuts back to Homestar.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers strikes a triumphant pose. The image poofs away and cuts back to Homestar.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Mr. Poofers sitting on a tiled floor.}'' | ''{Cut to Mr. Poofers sitting on a tiled floor.}'' | ||
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Miffa meeka" ''{Mr. Poofers's mouth opens wide as those words exit through it.}'' said Mr. Poofers, out of his entire mouth. Mr. Poofers never complains, except once | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' "Miffa meeka" ''{Mr. Poofers's mouth opens wide as those words exit through it.}'' said Mr. Poofers, out of his entire mouth. Mr. Poofers never complains, except once— |
''{Scene shifts to Mr. Poofers looking at a table as a bowl of pudding, with a hair sticking out of it, slides in front of him.}'' | ''{Scene shifts to Mr. Poofers looking at a table as a bowl of pudding, with a hair sticking out of it, slides in front of him.}'' | ||
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' —in a cafeteria, with bad, bad pudding. |
''{Mr. Poofers knocks it away angrily.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers knocks it away angrily.}'' | ||
- | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I mean, have you ever | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{voiceover}'' I mean, have you ever—? |
''{The scene poofs away and cuts back to Marzipan, whose face is also covered in sweat.}'' | ''{The scene poofs away and cuts back to Marzipan, whose face is also covered in sweat.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Bad.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. We all knew it was coming down to this anyway. I will merc Mr. Poofers for you sad sacks! ''{mutters to himself:}'' All right, concentrate, Strong Bad. Keep your mind strong! ''{lifts his head}'' Bad! See what I did | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, fine. We all knew it was coming down to this anyway. I will merc Mr. Poofers for you sad sacks! ''{mutters to himself:}'' All right, concentrate, Strong Bad. Keep your mind strong! ''{lifts his head}'' Bad! See what I did— |
'''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Yes! | '''EVERYONE ELSE:''' Yes! | ||
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''{Mr. Poofers suddenly puffs out, then slowly returns to normal.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers suddenly puffs out, then slowly returns to normal.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Old Man Rootbeer stood at the end of the ave | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Old Man Rootbeer stood at the end of the ave— |
''{Zoom in on Rootbeer, and a flamethrower appears behind him.}'' | ''{Zoom in on Rootbeer, and a flamethrower appears behind him.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' —flamethrower slung 'cross his back. ''{as Rootbeer:}'' You ate one pimecone too many, Mr. Poofers! ''{normally}'' Harkened Old M. R... Beer. |
''{Rootbeer grabs the flamethrower and aims it.}'' | ''{Rootbeer grabs the flamethrower and aims it.}'' | ||
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''{Cut to Rootbeer holding the flamethrower, whose tip comes aflame.}'' | ''{Cut to Rootbeer holding the flamethrower, whose tip comes aflame.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...he... pulled... the tr | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...he... pulled... the tr— trrrri— trrrrrrrrrrr— |
''{Sudden cut to a trolley labeled "O.M.R.B." with "POOFERS AVE." marked as its destination. Rootbeer is riding the trolley, smiling widely.}'' | ''{Sudden cut to a trolley labeled "O.M.R.B." with "POOFERS AVE." marked as its destination. Rootbeer is riding the trolley, smiling widely.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Trolley 'round the block and then he gave it a ding | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Trolley 'round the block and then he gave it a ding. |
''{The trolley's bell rings: Ding! Cut to another view of the trolley, with Mr. Poofers now riding it too.}'' | ''{The trolley's bell rings: Ding! Cut to another view of the trolley, with Mr. Poofers now riding it too.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Mr. Poofers hopped aboard and they began to sing | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voiceover, singing}'' Mr. Poofers hopped aboard and they began to sing. How could we ever? How come we never? |
''{Cut back to the main characters. As they sing, the words appear above them.}'' | ''{Cut back to the main characters. As they sing, the words appear above them.}'' | ||
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'''BUBS:''' ''{flailing his arms wildly}'' Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out! | '''BUBS:''' ''{flailing his arms wildly}'' Check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out check it out! | ||
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''{The scene cuts to a fake "Up Next" screen for "The Cheat Commandos Arbor Day Special", showing the Homestar puppet with a single cyclops eye in place of its usual eyes, and figurines of Reynold, Gunhaver, and Silent Rip in its mouth. After a few seconds, cut to a Yonder Website scene. Character 1 walks along and finds a familiar-looking giant ball of fluff.}'' | ''{The scene cuts to a fake "Up Next" screen for "The Cheat Commandos Arbor Day Special", showing the Homestar puppet with a single cyclops eye in place of its usual eyes, and figurines of Reynold, Gunhaver, and Silent Rip in its mouth. After a few seconds, cut to a Yonder Website scene. Character 1 walks along and finds a familiar-looking giant ball of fluff.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Say, what's that, Character 1? Why, it looks like someone's left out the cushion from a papasan chair, that's right. |
''{Character 1 leans on the fluff.}'' | ''{Character 1 leans on the fluff.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Real comfortable. Take a nap. |
''{Mr. Poofers's eyes and tongue appear in the "fluff". Character 1 jumps back.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers's eyes and tongue appear in the "fluff". Character 1 jumps back.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Say, that's no cushion! |
''{Mr. Poofers stands up.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers stands up.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Why, it's some sort of beast of the apocalypse! |
''{Mr. Poofers yawns.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers yawns.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Say, Beast of the Apocalypse! |
''{Mr. Poofers opens his eyes upon being addressed.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers opens his eyes upon being addressed.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' You look like you might need to be a little bit appeased. |
''{Mr. Poofers puffs his fur out.}'' | ''{Mr. Poofers puffs his fur out.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Is that right? Well, you know what that means, Character 1! |
''{An orange falls from the sky in front of Character 1.}'' | ''{An orange falls from the sky in front of Character 1.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' A little bit of sacrificial fruit, that's right. |
''{Character 1 catches the orange as Mr. Poofers turns around and opens his mouth. Character 1 throws the orange into his mouth.}'' | ''{Character 1 catches the orange as Mr. Poofers turns around and opens his mouth. Character 1 throws the orange into his mouth.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:' | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Make an offering. Avert the apocalypse. Far out. |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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*This is the first Halloween toon to have two main characters share one costume. | *This is the first Halloween toon to have two main characters share one costume. | ||
*Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Viewtiful Joe|Viewtiful Joe]] costume was first mentioned by Matt Chapman during the [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]]. | *Strong Bad's [[Wikipedia:Viewtiful Joe|Viewtiful Joe]] costume was first mentioned by Matt Chapman during the [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]]. | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*Strong Sad previously killed off all the characters in the story told in [[Homestarloween Party]], and spent [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] killing off or cursing all the members of the main cast. | *Strong Sad previously killed off all the characters in the story told in [[Homestarloween Party]], and spent [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] killing off or cursing all the members of the main cast. | ||
**Likewise, Strong Bad also was responsible for his share of the deaths in Homestarloween Party, and frequently kills characters off in violent ways writing [[Teen Girl Squad]]. | **Likewise, Strong Bad also was responsible for his share of the deaths in Homestarloween Party, and frequently kills characters off in violent ways writing [[Teen Girl Squad]]. | ||
- | *Strong Mad mentions Judge Dredd. It is usually the Poopsmith who dresses in Judge Dredd-themed costumes; he wore a Judge Dredd helmet in [[Ever and More]] and dressed as the Mean Machine Angel in [[I Killed Pom Pom]]. | + | *Strong Mad mentions Judge Dredd. It is usually the Poopsmith who dresses in Judge Dredd-themed costumes; he wore a Judge Dredd helmet in [[Ever and More!]] and dressed as the Mean Machine Angel in [[I Killed Pom Pom]]. |
===Goofs=== | ===Goofs=== | ||
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*Star Crunches, the treat the King of Town is holding, were previously mentioned in a caption in the [[Fan Stuff]]. | *Star Crunches, the treat the King of Town is holding, were previously mentioned in a caption in the [[Fan Stuff]]. | ||
*Bubs reprises his "check it out" chant from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]. | *Bubs reprises his "check it out" chant from [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]]. | ||
- | *The [[ | + | *The [[Fake Youtube Thumbnails#List of Autoplay Thumbnails|fake autoplay thumbnail]] depicts a [[Puppet Stuff]] version of [[Cyclops Homestar]] from [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]], with [[Cheat Commandos]] vinyl figurines from the [[store]] in its mouth. |
*Strong Bad refers to Mr. Poofers as the fluff from a papasan. A papasan was given particular notice in [[Fan Costumes 2017]]. | *Strong Bad refers to Mr. Poofers as the fluff from a papasan. A papasan was given particular notice in [[Fan Costumes 2017]]. | ||
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
*The riff which plays throughout the toon is very reminiscent of the one from post-punk band [[Wikipedia:The Slits|The Slits]]' song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Sq5s6ZSj8 Typical Girls]". | *The riff which plays throughout the toon is very reminiscent of the one from post-punk band [[Wikipedia:The Slits|The Slits]]' song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Sq5s6ZSj8 Typical Girls]". | ||
- | *''[[Wikipedia:You're Living All Over Me|You're Living All Over Me]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Where You Been|Where You Been]]'', and ''[[Wikipedia:Whatever's Cool with Me|Whatever's Cool with Me]]'' are all albums or EPs by J | + | *''[[Wikipedia:You're Living All Over Me|You're Living All Over Me]]'', ''[[Wikipedia:Where You Been|Where You Been]]'', and ''[[Wikipedia:Whatever's Cool with Me|Whatever's Cool with Me]]'' are all albums or EPs by J Mascis' band [[Wikipedia:Dinosaur Jr.|Dinosaur Jr.]] |
*Though Homestar correctly identifies that [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] played the part of [[Wikipedia:Garfield (character)|Garfield]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield: The Movie|Garfield: The Movie]]'', Tummi Gummi's voice actor was [[Wikipedia:Lorenzo Music|Lorenzo Music]], who played Garfield in cartoons in the '80s and early '90s, most notably in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield and Friends|Garfield and Friends]]''. Music also portrayed Peter Venkman in the first two seasons of ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|The Real Ghostbusters]]'', who was played by Bill Murray in [[Ghostbusters|the original movies]]. | *Though Homestar correctly identifies that [[Wikipedia:Bill Murray|Bill Murray]] played the part of [[Wikipedia:Garfield (character)|Garfield]] in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield: The Movie|Garfield: The Movie]]'', Tummi Gummi's voice actor was [[Wikipedia:Lorenzo Music|Lorenzo Music]], who played Garfield in cartoons in the '80s and early '90s, most notably in ''[[Wikipedia:Garfield and Friends|Garfield and Friends]]''. Music also portrayed Peter Venkman in the first two seasons of ''[[Wikipedia:The Real Ghostbusters|The Real Ghostbusters]]'', who was played by Bill Murray in [[Ghostbusters|the original movies]]. | ||
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*[[Wikipedia:Bad Company (comics)|Bad Company]] was originally envisioned as part of the Judge Dredd mythos. | *[[Wikipedia:Bad Company (comics)|Bad Company]] was originally envisioned as part of the Judge Dredd mythos. | ||
*The King of Town's statement about making Sea Monkey Po'Boys is a reference to [https://samandmax.wikia.com/wiki/Mack_Salmon Mack Salmon]'s evil scheme involving Sea Chimps in the ''[[Sam & Max]]: [[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police|Freelance Police]]'' episode "They Came From Down There". | *The King of Town's statement about making Sea Monkey Po'Boys is a reference to [https://samandmax.wikia.com/wiki/Mack_Salmon Mack Salmon]'s evil scheme involving Sea Chimps in the ''[[Sam & Max]]: [[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police|Freelance Police]]'' episode "They Came From Down There". | ||
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