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* [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)]] | * [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)]] | ||
+ | == Intro == | ||
+ | '''{{film|Strong Bad}}''': Rhino… Rhino Feeder...<br> | ||
+ | Huh? Aaaaayyyayay.<br> | ||
+ | I was dreaming about… muffins.<br> | ||
+ | I wake up every morning<br> | ||
+ | feeling awesome,<br> | ||
+ | even though I slept on the remote again last night.<br> | ||
+ | Ow!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Time to tear up another day.<br> | ||
+ | The Strong Bad freaking way!<br> | ||
+ | Like an imploding star,<br> | ||
+ | like a burning car,<br> | ||
+ | my style shines so bright!<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Please, stop trying,<br> | ||
+ | To handle my style.<br> | ||
+ | 'Cause you can’t,<br> | ||
+ | No you can’t!<br> | ||
+ | ''uhn''<br> | ||
+ | Handle my style.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Seriously,<br> | ||
+ | quit trying,<br> | ||
+ | to handle my style.<br> | ||
+ | <br> | ||
+ | Unless you’re a [[Strong Bad's Ladies|lady.<br> | ||
+ | then you’re cordially invited<br> | ||
+ | To have a giant slice of my style!!!]] | ||
+ | ''{[[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad checks his email]]}'' | ||
+ | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
+ | <div>Subject: Beating Homestar?</div> | ||
+ | Dear Strong Bad,<br/> | ||
+ | If you hate Homestar why dont you beat the snot out of him?<br> | ||
+ | Are you chicken or something?<br/> | ||
+ | Confused,<br/> | ||
+ | Ennie M. Frenchtown, CA<br/> | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
+ | ''{reads "dont" as spelled, reads confused as "Con-fussed", reads 'CA' like he did in [[some kinda robot]]''} | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''STRONG BAD''': {typing} First off, I don't think a Frenchie like yourself is in any position to be calling anyone chicken, ''{with a heavey french accent}'' Comprendey-vou Cordon Bleu? ''{clears screen, talking normally}'' Secondly, I'm pretty sure I don't wan't to beat the ''snot'' out of Homestar, I mean, have you ever listened to the guy? ''{types "," instead of "?"}'' He's ''obviously'' got a LOT of gunk up there. I could handle beating tar, the stuffing, or the {holds the 'e', but not typed} into next week out of him though. {gets off the Lappy} I bet I could find Homestar at Coach Z's Track, running in place or something. | ||
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