Editing Coach Z's 110%
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''{Quick zoom in on the coach from another angle}'' | ''{Quick zoom in on the coach from another angle}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders, ''{He holds up a trophy marked "HUSTLE", and a medal inscribed "You Tried!", and puts them down within a few seconds}'' I've cram-packed these | + | '''COACH Z:''' As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders, ''{He holds up a trophy marked "HUSTLE", and a medal inscribed "You Tried!", and puts them down within a few seconds}'' I've cram-packed these— |
''{Cut to a whitish-gray screen, where 18 <!--Yep, it's not 19. Count them.--> VHS boxes marked with the instructional video's packaging stack up. The initials "VHS" appear, and letters fly in from the right to make the initials now say "Video Hustle Series".}'' | ''{Cut to a whitish-gray screen, where 18 <!--Yep, it's not 19. Count them.--> VHS boxes marked with the instructional video's packaging stack up. The initials "VHS" appear, and letters fly in from the right to make the initials now say "Video Hustle Series".}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' —nineteen 'VHS' cassette tapes, ''{cut back to Coach Z}'' with all the secrets to step-by-step sports instructional videros ''{pronounced as "vid-ee-air-o-s"}''. |
''{Cut to Homestar at The Field, the edges of the screen tinted white. He turns around and speaks to the viewer}'' | ''{Cut to Homestar at The Field, the edges of the screen tinted white. He turns around and speaks to the viewer}'' | ||
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''{Cut to a [[Charts|pie chart]] over a blue background, "HUS 75%", "T 16%", "L 6%" and "E 3%" are marked as so on the chart.}'' | ''{Cut to a [[Charts|pie chart]] over a blue background, "HUS 75%", "T 16%", "L 6%" and "E 3%" are marked as so on the chart.}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' My whole deal's backed up by ''{A green pie-chart piece reading "extra 10%" is dropped onto the chart}'' actual scientific findings | + | '''COACH Z:''' My whole deal's backed up by ''{A green pie-chart piece reading "extra 10%" is dropped onto the chart}'' actual scientific findings— ''{Text reading "!!!!" appears, with a line connecting it and the new green pie-chart piece}'' |
''{A horizontally rotating wireframe model of a human figure appears on the screen.}'' | ''{A horizontally rotating wireframe model of a human figure appears on the screen.}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' | + | '''COACH Z:''' —and this rotating computer graphic, so you ''know'' it's legit! ''{"100% Rotatey" appears on the screen, with a line connecting it to the rotating figure}''. |
''{Cut to the Locker Room, where Homestar, glistening with sweat and with a towel around his shoulders, is being interviewed. Microphones marked "Sporto TV" and "Sports Mics Inc." are held up to him, and TV bugs containing the text "LIVE-ish" and a logo for "VSTV - Vague Sports Television" are also on screen. Flash photos are being taken.}'' | ''{Cut to the Locker Room, where Homestar, glistening with sweat and with a towel around his shoulders, is being interviewed. Microphones marked "Sporto TV" and "Sports Mics Inc." are held up to him, and TV bugs containing the text "LIVE-ish" and a logo for "VSTV - Vague Sports Television" are also on screen. Flash photos are being taken.}'' |