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- | + | '''[[strongbad_email.exe]] Bonus Email #5''' | |
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Strong Bad tries to get his old Mexican accent back. | Strong Bad tries to get his old Mexican accent back. | ||
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'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Garage]] | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[The Field]], [[The Classroom]], [[Gymnasium]], [[The Garage]] | ||
- | {{Comp|Lappy 486}} | + | {{Comp|Lappy 486}} |
'''Running Time:''' 3:03 | '''Running Time:''' 3:03 | ||
{{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}} | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Five|exclusive=TRUE}} | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing slowly}'' Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this | + | <font color="red">strongbad_email.exe Disk Five has not yet been released. This transcript is gleaned from a video taken of the Brothers Chaps' [[Georgia_Tech_-_26_Apr_2007|April 26 visit to Georgia Tech]]. Due to the variable quality of the video, some of this content may be inaccurate, and points where the words were impossible to distinguish over the background noise are labeled {INAUDIBLE}.</font> |
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Singing slowly}'' Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this e-mail. ''{begins reading}'' | ||
<blockquote class="lappy email"> | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
<div>subject: accent</div> | <div>subject: accent</div> | ||
Dear Strong Bad,<br /> | Dear Strong Bad,<br /> | ||
- | What happened to that Mexican accent you used to have? | + | What happened to that Mexican accent you used to have? It made you sound very exotic and hot.<br /> |
- | It made you sound very exotic and hot | + | |
Yours truly,<br /> | Yours truly,<br /> | ||
- | Joy, | + | Joy, Messa AZ |
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
- | ''{ | + | ''{Pronounces "Messa" as "Mee-sa" and drags out "very exotic and hot".}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Oh yeah? Well, Messa ''{pronounces it "mee-sa"}'' thinks you need to stop-a talking like that right now...-a. |
''{Clears screen}'' | ''{Clears screen}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' What do you mean, what happened to my accent? I've still got it, and its still awesome. I mean, isn't it? Let's do some research. Here's my accent a few years ago. |
- | ''{Cut to a scene from [[ | + | ''{Cut to a scene from [[Some Kinda Robot]]}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing on the [[Tandy]] and speaking in his Mexican accent of the time}'' Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? |
''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ''{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' And here's my accent a few seconds ago. |
- | ''{Cut to a | + | ''{Cut to a scene earlier in this e-mail. The camera angle has changed so that the scene now appears crooked.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Here's my accent a few years ago. |
''{Cut back to the current scene of Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ''{Cut back to the current scene of Strong Bad at the Lappy}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing}'' Oh. Um, maybe it has changed a little bit. But that's only cause I've gotten more wordly and streetwise, right? It's still what makes me so devilishly charming. |
- | ''{Cut to a wide shot of Strong Bad at the Lappy, now showing Strong Sad with | + | ''{Cut to a wide shot of Strong Bad at the Lappy, now showing Strong Sad with glasses and a clipboard standing on Strong Bad's right. An old-fashioned film projector is sitting on the table between the two characters.}'' |
- | '''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' I don't know, Strong Bad. According to my projections, at the rate youre accent is changing now, in five years, you'll sound like this. |
- | ''{ | + | ''{Strong Sad turns the projector on. The light shines toward the camera, revealing an image of Strong Bad siting in front of a light blue, translucent screen with circuitry imprints. The screen is hovering over his desk.}'' |
- | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing and speaking in a smooth, smarmy voice}'' Oh, hey all of you guys. I'm a Strong Bad. Holy crap, I am so great. | |
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''{Fade back to Strong Bad and Strong Sad with the projector and the Lappy.}'' | ''{Fade back to Strong Bad and Strong Sad with the projector and the Lappy.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Waaah! ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Waaah! ''{Jumps in his chair and grabs his chest while breathing hard.}'' ''{INAUDIBLE}'' Gone! ''{Turns to Strong Sad}'' I've gotta save my weird accent. ''{Turns back to the camera.}'' Wait, I'm going to have a floating computer in five years? |
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Don't worry. I've called in a specialist. | '''STRONG SAD:''' Don't worry. I've called in a specialist. | ||
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''{Coach Z appears from the lower right corner of the screen.}'' | ''{Coach Z appears from the lower right corner of the screen.}'' | ||
- | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Spring Board | + | '''COACH Z:''' Hey there, Spring Board. I'm here to help yous with your orc-sent. |
- | '' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh boy. This is going to be good. |
- | ''' | + | ''{Cut to a rear shot of Strong Bad sitting in The Classroom. Coach Z is up front standing next to the blackboard, which reads "INTRO TO WEIRD TALKIN'".}'' |
- | + | '''COACH Z:''' First, we've gotta figure out what makes your accent unique. And then exorgerate the behoozits out of it! | |
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- | '''COACH Z:''' First, we've gotta figure out what makes your accent unique | + | |
'''STRONG BAD:''' My accent has behoozits? | '''STRONG BAD:''' My accent has behoozits? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Competition. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Competition. | ||
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''{Strong Mad's fist comes flying in from the right and punches Strong Bad in the head.}'' | ''{Strong Mad's fist comes flying in from the right and punches Strong Bad in the head.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, ow! |
- | ''{Cut to a wide shot, which reveals Strong Bad hanging upside down from a tree. Strong Mad is | + | ''{Cut to a wide shot, which reveals Strong Bad hanging upside down from a tree. Strong Mad is on the left, standing ready to punch Strong Bad again. Coach Z is on the right.}'' |
- | '''COACH Z:''' You'd better try it again, or I' | + | '''COACH Z:''' You'd better try it again, or I'm gonna have him start working the kidneys. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{desperately, in his old Mexican accent}'' Competition! Competition! | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{desperately, in his old Mexican accent}'' Competition! Competition! |
- | ''{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z standing in The Gymnasium. The scoreboard behind them reads 0 for Home and 3 for Visitor.}'' | + | ''{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z standing in The Gymnasium. The scoreboard behind them reads 0 for Home and 3 for Visitor.}'' |
- | '''COACH Z:''' Okay. Let's say the Homestar Runner just | + | '''COACH Z:''' Okay. Let's say the Homestar Runner just threw up all over your latest caper. So you give out one of these. |
- | ''{Coach Z pulls out a poster of an ear of corn with a | + | ''{Coach Z pulls out a poster of an ear of corn with a halo over it.}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Religious corn? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Religious corn? | ||
- | '' | + | '''COACH Z:''' Naw, it's a holy crap. |
- | ''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in his old Mexican accent}'' Holy Crap! |
- | + | ''{The scoreboard buzzes, and Home changes to 1.}'' | |
- | '' | + | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah! No! Yeah! |
- | '' | + | ''{Cut to The Garage, where we see a crumpled up piece of sandpaper tossed onto a growing pile of crumpled sandpaper. Cut to a wide shot that shows Strong Bad and Coach Z standing in the middle of the room. Strong bad is rubbing a piece of sandpaper on his neck.}'' |
- | '' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Coach Z, are you sure rubbing sandpaper on my throat is really necessary? |
- | + | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, abso-hootley. Course, you won't be able to eat salid foods for a few months, but at least no one will bug yous about your accent. | |
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- | '''COACH Z:''' Oh, abso- | + | |
''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's neck as he takes the sandpaper away. His neck is throbbing red.}'' | ''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad's neck as he takes the sandpaper away. His neck is throbbing red.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In a distorted version of his Mexican accent}'' ''{INAUDIBLE}'' |
''{Cut to show Strong Bad dancing in a boxer's ready position in the Computer Room, punching the air. A white towel is draped over the sides of his head.}'' | ''{Cut to show Strong Bad dancing in a boxer's ready position in the Computer Room, punching the air. A white towel is draped over the sides of his head.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Grunting noises}'' |
- | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, you've come a long way, Strong Bo. Your accent | + | '''COACH Z:''' Yeah, you've come a long way, Strong Bo. Your accent is thick as a ''{INAUDIBLE}''. Now get in there and end this sbemail! |
''{Strong Bad grunts loudly and leaps onto the stool in front of the Lappy as the towel falls off his head and onto the floor.}'' | ''{Strong Bad grunts loudly and leaps onto the stool in front of the Lappy as the towel falls off his head and onto the floor.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing, speaking in a poor version of his old Mexican accent}'' Okay, all joo ediots. I don't wanna hear anotha freakin' word about my accent. Joo ga daaaat? So until next time, Holy crap! |
''{The screen dims.}'' | ''{The screen dims.}'' | ||
- | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week on Strong Bad | + | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week on Strong Bad E-mail… |
''{Cut to another shot of Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy.}'' | ''{Cut to another shot of Strong Bad sitting in front of the Lappy.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{ | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Typing, now speaking in his normal voice}'' Something something, Larry Larry. Holy crap. |
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''{Strong Mad's fist comes flying in from the left and punches Strong Bad in the head. Strong Bad falls off the stool and onto the floor.}'' | ''{Strong Mad's fist comes flying in from the left and punches Strong Bad in the head. Strong Bad falls off the stool and onto the floor.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{INAUDIBLE}'' |
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}'' | ||
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