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'''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two? | '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh, okay Homestar. Then what's two plus two? | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, ''{speaking quickly}'' the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges— ''{cut to a closeup; computer-type noises begin playing in the background}'' —divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges. |
''{Cut to Strong Sad.}'' | ''{Cut to Strong Sad.}'' | ||
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''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}'' | ''{A record scratch is heard. We abruptly cut back to the Field at night with Homestar inside the mascot.}'' | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh. Right. So I should be perfectly safe! ''{singing}'' Polymascotfoa— ''{an explosion occurs, throwing Coach Z out of frame; after a beat, Homestar's mascot costume disintegrates with the sound of breaking glass.}'' |
''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}'' | ''{Cut back to the list of "Stupid Things Homestar's Done". Strong Bad stands up in front of it as music starts playing.}'' | ||
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'''MATT:''' Nooo. | '''MATT:''' Nooo. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Mike | + | '''MIKE:''' Mike—DJ Mike's commentary extravaganza, episode fourteen. |
'''MATT:''' Oh, okay! | '''MATT:''' Oh, okay! | ||
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'''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard. | '''MIKE:''' You recently got married, I heard. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' No, what? | + | '''MATT:''' No, what?— |
- | '''MIKE:''' You got | + | '''MIKE:''' You got—You've got a new movie coming out? |
'''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad Email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike. | '''MATT:''' We're doing commentary for a Strong Bad Email, Mike. This isn't some weird ''{laughs}'' show starring DJ Mike. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Alright, what are we at, four branches? | '''MIKE:''' Alright, what are we at, four branches? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, it's almost over now, so we're good. Keep | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, yeah, it's almost over now, so we're good. Keep—Maybe keep doing that— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible, then talking really fast; interrupting}'' We gotta talk really fast at the end. ''{more unintelligible}'' | '''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible, then talking really fast; interrupting}'' We gotta talk really fast at the end. ''{more unintelligible}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Alright. ''{waits a couple seconds}'' Well? | '''MIKE:''' Alright. ''{waits a couple seconds}'' Well? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{After a few more seconds}'' This is a really good representation of those diagrams that would be in your... social studies book | + | '''MATT:''' ''{After a few more seconds}'' This is a really good representation of those diagrams that would be in your... social studies book— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Civics book? | '''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' Civics book? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, a civics book. I never | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, a civics book. I never—I think it was only one year, In eighth grade it was called civics. And then it was Social Studies or— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' I think they call it civics now. | '''MIKE:''' ''{talking over Matt}'' I think they call it civics now. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{after Mike is finished}'' | + | '''MATT:''' ''{after Mike is finished}'' —you know world history or American history or whatever. |
''{Pause}'' | ''{Pause}'' | ||
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'''MATT:''' Or one of those places. ''{Pauses}'' | '''MATT:''' Or one of those places. ''{Pauses}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' ''{said in reference to the "bad boy" Homestar's T-Shirt}'' ''De''nied! We should see | + | '''MATT:''' ''{said in reference to the "bad boy" Homestar's T-Shirt}'' ''De''nied! We should see—I bet we could get a shirt— |
'''MIKE:''' I think that's a real shirt. | '''MIKE:''' I think that's a real shirt. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' | + | '''MATT:''' —in 2008. |
'''MIKE:''' Mmhm. | '''MIKE:''' Mmhm. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Yeah. This is like, verbatim, a conversation I probably had with lots of customers when I worked at MindSpring. | '''MATT:''' Yeah. This is like, verbatim, a conversation I probably had with lots of customers when I worked at MindSpring. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah! Was that | + | '''MIKE:''' Oh yeah! Was that—Was the tray, the CD tray? No, that's— |
- | '''MATT:''' No, that's just a | + | '''MATT:''' No, that's just a—No, that's not in this, but that was just a—That was an old urban legend. I don't know if that ever really happened. |
'''MIKE:''' You never got that call? | '''MIKE:''' You never got that call? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' But we would always get like | + | '''MATT:''' But we would always get like—Like, we weren't allowed to tell them what their password was, but they would always forget their password 'cause they probably didn't know they signed up for MindSpring. |
''{Mike laughs}'' | ''{Mike laughs}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Was it hot? | '''MIKE:''' Was it hot? | ||
- | '''MATT:''' No, it was co | + | '''MATT:''' No, it was co—No!— |
'''MIKE:''' Oh. | '''MIKE:''' Oh. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' | + | '''MATT:''' —It was cold and, and like ex— ''{Mike says something unintelligble}'' like, your teeth cold water. |
''{Pause}'' | ''{Pause}'' | ||
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'''MIKE:''' I'll be there. | '''MIKE:''' I'll be there. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' What are we up to? Are we onto sixteen? On that soap | + | '''MATT:''' What are we up to? Are we onto sixteen? On that soap—soapbox? |
'''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Oh, yeah. | ||
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'''MATT:''' I think we're up to sixteen. | '''MATT:''' I think we're up to sixteen. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' I thought you were talking about the uh, DJ Mike, uh commentary extravaganza 'cause we're | + | '''MIKE:''' I thought you were talking about the uh, DJ Mike, uh commentary extravaganza 'cause we're— |
- | '''MATT:''' Episode | + | '''MATT:''' Episode—We're onto episode sixteen now. |
'''MIKE:''' No, this is still fourteen. | '''MIKE:''' No, this is still fourteen. | ||
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'''MATT:''' Is that Alasdair? | '''MATT:''' Is that Alasdair? | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' Could be | + | '''MIKE:''' ''{unintelligible}'' Could be—Uhhh, yeah, maybe Alasdair. |
'''MATT:''' Some classic ''You Can't Do That on Television'' person. | '''MATT:''' Some classic ''You Can't Do That on Television'' person. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Thanks, I spent some time on that. | '''MIKE:''' Thanks, I spent some time on that. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' Homestar's | + | '''MATT:''' Homestar's—gonna to have some... nicely browned legs. |
''{Mike laughs}'' | ''{Mike laughs}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' That | + | '''MATT:''' That—He should flip those at this time. |
'''MIKE:''' We had made those juicebox on a stick for a time when he was gonna be squattin' underneath Strong Bad's email desk? | '''MIKE:''' We had made those juicebox on a stick for a time when he was gonna be squattin' underneath Strong Bad's email desk? | ||
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'''MATT:''' And Homestar was going to have moved in under Strong Bad's email desk. | '''MATT:''' And Homestar was going to have moved in under Strong Bad's email desk. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Is this the first | + | '''MIKE:''' Is this the first—the invention of Rumble Red? |
'''MATT:''' Yeah, this is his first appearance. De-butt. | '''MATT:''' Yeah, this is his first appearance. De-butt. | ||
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'''MATT:''' There he is, Mike. | '''MATT:''' There he is, Mike. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' At the time, we were watching a lot of old, like, uh, industrial cartoons from the 50s and they all seemed to have Martians in them that were | + | '''MIKE:''' At the time, we were watching a lot of old, like, uh, industrial cartoons from the 50s and they all seemed to have Martians in them that were— |
- | '''MATT:''' Yeah, a Martian | + | '''MATT:''' Yeah, a Martian— |
- | '''MIKE:''' | + | '''MIKE:''' —all about capitalism. |
- | '''MATT:''' A Martian came to... a factory to learn about competition | + | '''MATT:''' A Martian came to... a factory to learn about competition— |
'''MIKE:''' Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' | + | '''MATT:''' —or steel— |
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah. | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughing}'' Yeah. | ||
- | '''MATT:''' | + | '''MATT:''' —or— |
'''MIKE:''' Oil or coal. | '''MIKE:''' Oil or coal. | ||
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''{Pause}'' | ''{Pause}'' | ||
- | '''MATT:''' That's like, um, Mookie. Mookie, from think | + | '''MATT:''' That's like, um, Mookie. Mookie, from think—''Do the Right Thing''. ''{Mike chuckles}'' He throws a thrash can through a plate glass window. |
- | '''MIKE:''' Oh, that's it. I was going to say someth | + | '''MIKE:''' Oh, that's it. I was going to say someth— |
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