Editing Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

[[Image:Dangeresque Roomisode 1 Gameplay Screenshot.PNG|thumb|"How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!"]]

These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]].

{{spoiler}}

== Videlectrix Start Screen ==
:''{Dangeresque and Renaldo drive underneath a chrome version of the Videlectrix logo in a car, silhouetted in white. Cut to a building with a sign with the word "WAREHAUS". The car, now silhouetted in black, drives by and parks, its headlights turning off. Silhouettes of Dangeresque and Renaldo then get out of the car and head towards the door. Cut to a door with a sign stating, "No Kick". Following some kicking sounds, the door opens to reveal Dangeresque, holding his nunchuck gun, and Renaldo.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE''': ''{with highly compressed audio quality}'' Nobody do anything... Dangeresque!
:''{Dangeresque points his nunchuck gun at the camera. It glistens, he fires the gun, and the screen switches over to the Title Screen. Bullets fire, causing holes to appear to form the "O"s in the title. After a while, the screen transitions over to the Instructions.}''
==Tutorial==
''Triungulate version only''
===Intro===
''{Dangeresque walks onto a street where the Gremlin is parked next to a sidewalk in front of a wooden fence. He stops in the center of the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Dangeresque is a world famous private eye-slash-crooked cop, known for his incredible adventures.

''{Dangeresque takes out his nunchuck-gun and assumes a fighting stance.}''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dirtbag! ''{puts the gun away}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' But this isn't one of those. This is about the boring stuff in between!

''{Dangeresque groans sadly.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' This is a roomisodic point n' click 'em-up where YOU control Dangeresque. Click on the screen to move him around and locate interactive hotspots.

''{The burger is highlighted.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Click once to bring up the action menu and again to select your action.

''{After first action}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' For maximum fun, jokes, and hints use all three actions with every item in the game. First LOOK, then TALK, then GET/USE ''{pronounced "geh-too-say}''.

''{After later actions}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Mouseover the bottom of the screen to open your inventory. Simply click to select an item and move it into the scene to use it with another item or character.

===Burger===

====Look====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look like a real streetburger.

====Talk to====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' You is an a burger.

====Get/Use====
''{Dangeresque picks up the burger, stretches out his pants and drops it inside.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Performing certain actions gets you points! The full score is not required to complete each roomisode.

====Use on Filthy Window====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{wipes window with burger}'' Burger wash!!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Hidden actions and objectives give you bonus points. Discover them all to achieve the full score and bragging rights that won't be worth it!! And finally, clicka the wrench in the upper right hand corner to bring up the options menu where you can save and load games, adjust volume, and more boring stuff. That's all I got. NOW GET OUTTA HERE KID!!

===Filthy Window===

====Look====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' That window is filthy with Renaldo nose-prints and slobber.

====Talk to====
''{Dangeresque turns to face the camera.}''<br>
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' A butt?

====Get/Use====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{touches the window}'' My gloves aren't absorbant (sic) enough to clean the window.

== Mission Instructions ==
:''{Dangeresque's sunglasses are next to the instructions.}''
Use the W, A, S, D keys to move Dangeresque around. Click on stuff with your MOUSE to bring up the ACTION MENU! Click on your INVENTORY in the bottom right and select the item, then click an item in the world to use them together. CLICK ANYWHERE TO START

== Intro ==
:''{Dangeresque walks into the room through the door, which is to the left of the room. While he's a short distance away from the door, Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. The door closes while he does this. After it's done he stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player}'' Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dangeresque faces to the left of the player, facing the door}'' Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
''Triungulate version only''
:''{Cut to title screen on Dangeresque's desk.}''
:'''ANNOUNCER:''' Roomisode 1: ''{Dangeresque peeks over}'' Behind the Dangerdesque!
''Continues below''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces towards the player.}'' Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick. 
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the right of the player and thinking, with his head angled upwards and a glove on his chin.}'' Now where'd I put that case file...

==Non-Inventory==
===Dangeresque===
====Look====
:''{Chosen in order.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

====Get/Use====
:''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee!

====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'M NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''  Um, touché?
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces away from the player.}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuuump!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HE'S JUMPIN' OUT THE WINDOW! CALL FOR BACKUP! SEAL OFF THE BUILDING! TAKE THE SHOT!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Heh heh. I love doin' that.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HEY!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You think you're real hot stuff around here don't you Dangeresque?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' Hotter than you, Kowalski.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' You wanna go toe to toe with me?!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's right.}'' I'd probably get athlete's foot.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Faces to the player's left.}'' Heh. You're alright Dangeresque. You're aaall riiiight.

===Lamp===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Prolly just use the switch, no?
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

===Switch===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
====Get/Use====
:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet you!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.

===Rug===
====Look====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards. Can't make it out.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed''}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!

====Get/Use====
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
:''Triungulate version''
:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, glowy stuff!

====Talk To====
:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When rug corner is raised}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!

====Use Anything on Rug====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to rig the rug with that. Ooh! I'd like to play some Rig Rug though. I should find an arcade later.

===Door===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
:''Triungulate version continues below''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Back off! It's a lung condition!

====Get/Use====
:''{Chosen in order}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better solve the Chief's case first.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
:''{opens door}''
:'''THE CHIEF:''' IZZAT SO?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
:''{A giant hand in a blue glove reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''

====Talk To====
:''{Chosen in order}''
:''Orginal version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What did you want again, The Chief?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Forgot already.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
:''{banging on the door, which bursts open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to the player}'' I bring-a this on-a myself.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey Chiefy, what I'm s'posed do for you again?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE OR I'LL THROW YA IN THE HOOSEGOW!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh right. Heh. Already forgot.

====Use Anything on Door====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I shouldn't mess with the door until I've solved this case in quotes!

===Blinds/(Winda)===
====Look====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that slobbo watching TV in that apartment over there.
====Get/Use====
:''{If the windowsill is empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You got it, hoss.
:''{If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If something is on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should pick that thing up first.

====Talk To====
:''{When closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When open}''
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' HEY SLOBBO WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.

===Ashtray===
====Look====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'.
:''Triungulate version''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'F'.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now it's fulla grody ashy coffee sludge. Looks like somethin's floatin' in it.

====Get/Use====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
:''Triungulate version''
:''{When smoldering}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's prolly at least some ash covered chewing gum in there. But it's too hot and smoldery to sift through.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When extinguished}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there was a little key in there!
:''{puts key into inventory}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I forgot that I tried to smoke it one time to impress some Euro mobsters. They were not impressed.
:''{After the key is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got the little key outta there.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Your ash is grash!

===Dangerdesque===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
====Get/Use====
:''{When drawer is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This whole system is outta line!!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to pop open}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{When drawer is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
:''{pounds the desktop, which causes the drawer to close}''

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?

====Using Anything with Desque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Dangerdesque doesn't need that.

===Safe===
====Look====
:''{When safe is closed, or when safe is open, after taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open, before taking camera}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look safe? It looks safe. There's a camera all up in there!
====Get/Use====
:''{Before finding the combination}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crapdangle! I forgot the 2-digit combination.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Maybe I wrote it down somewhere.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After finding the combination, opening for the first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangcrapple! I remembered the combination!
:''{Opens safe}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first opening, when safe is closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Open safe. Sounds like some kinda doorknob.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When safe is open; closing safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Close safe. Sounds like some kinda laundry detergent.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER plays it safe!

====Using Anything with Safe====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need to keep that safe.

===Telephone===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This phone helps me take a proverbial bite out of proverbial crime.
====Get/Use====
:'''Original version'''
:''{When you don't have the number, or after Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, before trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:''{Hangs up}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Prolly should have a reason to call them first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When you have the number, after trying to take the take-out from the top of the safe}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. Can you send a specialist right away? Thanks!
:''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe, showing Japanese lettering at impact. He jumps back out the window}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy.

:'''Triungulate version'''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who should I call?
:''{A menu appears}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{555-KUFU}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I have a take-out tech support issue. A Take Support issue, if you will. My safeout is staked to my tuck! Er, I mean, my takeout is stuck to my safe! Can you send a specialist right away?
:''{Hangs up. Pom Pom peeks in the window, then jumps in and kicks the takeout off of the safe. The word "Kick!" appears on impact. The takeout flies through the air in a dramatic manner. He jumps back out the window.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nice! Note to self: don't ever mess with the takeout delivery guy. Also, I'm pretty sure he just got through a sealed plate glass window somehow.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After Pom Pom dislodges the takeout from the safetop}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hello? Kung-Fu Dragon? I, uh, just wanted to say what a cool name you have. Okay, bye.
:''{555-KBUL}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna mess with my dumpy neighbor in the building across the street. Can you change what channels he gets? You can do it but it'll affect the whole city block and they'll only get that one channel? Fine by me! What channels ya got?
:''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, Cableman Jorge! I wanna different channel!
:''{A menu appears with Horror Channel, Medical Channel, and Local Radar}''
:''{Horror Channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout that Horror Gore-er Network? That sounds suitably terrifying.
:''{Medical Channel}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's do the Live Middle Aged Medical Procedure Channel.
:''{Local Radar}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! How bout Local Radar (After Dark). Sounds sultry, paltry, and a little bit Daltrey.

====Talk To====
:''{Same as Get/Use.}''

===Chair===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've slept more hours in that office chair than I have in beds. You just can't slouch properly in a bed.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oooh I love this! Whee!
:''{Jumps into the chair, spinning it for a few seconds. Gets off}''
::''{Before drinking the coffee or eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Feelin' woozy.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh. *burp* That was close. Almost had the Return of the Kung-Fu Dragon there.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After only drinking the coffee}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh jeez. *urp* Phew. The 2 year old creamer in that coffee doesn't fool around.
::{{short hr}}
::''{After both drinking the coffee and eating the Chinese take-out}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw nuts. *hurk* Here comes trouble.
::''{Turns away from player to puke, turns back with puke-filled paper bag}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just, uh, send this to the "boys" down at the, um, "lab".
::''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After puking}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No more turkish twist. I have my bag of whoozit.
:{{short hr}}
:''{if drawer of the Dangerdesque is open}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should close the drawer first to avoid sitting in the drawer instead.

====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' GET BACK TO WORK, CHAIR!

===Sweet/Sour Sauce===
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Eww. Looks like some sweet n' sour sauce oozed onto my safe.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not layin' a glove on that stuff! It'd probably get stuck there.
====Talk To====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Talk sauce? Don't gimme none o' your talk-sauce!

===Biz Card===
''Original version''
====Look====
:''{First time}''
:''Original Version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the number for Kung-Fu Dragon takeout! 555-KUFU. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:''Triungulate version''
:''{Cut to the floor. The card is for Cableman Jorge.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, it's a bizness card for Cableman Jorge, my free cable hookup. Musta been stuck in the seat cushion. Or possible stuck in me? *shudder* 555-KBUL ''{pronounced kay-bull}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:''{after first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already got those digits memorized. And I like how it looks on the floor.

====Get/Use====
:''{Same as Look}''

===Casefile===

====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what I need to do to pretend-solve you...
:''{Cut to a shot of the inside of the casefile, which reads:}''
<blockquote style="border-left:solid 2px gray;border-top:solid 2px gray;width:400px;font-size:125%;background-color:#DDDDDD;">
<br />
<span style="font-family:'Courier New',Courier,monospace;border-bottom:solid 1px gray;">'''The Swissblonkel Scenario'''</span><br />
<span style="font-size:90%">'''Unknown masked assailant attacked victim'''<br />
'''at the Swissblonkel Hotel stealing documents,'''<br />
'''secrets, and notions. Left physical evidence at'''<br/ >
<span style="border-bottom:solid 1px gray;">'''scene (vomit, upchuck, whoozit).'''</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size:75%;">'''Reasons it remains unsolved:'''<br />
<span style="color:#880000;">
'''-Need photographic evidence of the attack'''<br />
'''-Need physical evidence that was left behind'''<br />
'''-Need this case file to have SOLVED stamp on it'''
</span>
</span>
</blockquote>
:''{When the player clicks the mouse, scene cuts back to the office}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sounds easy enough. I've faked ID's harder than this.
====Get/Use====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw, I shouldn't take it until it's *ahem* solved.
====Talk To====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The Chief's unsolved case file's not much of a talker. More of a LOOKer.
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque is on the case (file)! I had it monogrammed!

===Filene Cabinay===
''Triungulate version only''
====Look====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's Filene Cabinay, my sultry French document organizer. She organizes all my files and styles.
====Talk To====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You files have styles!

====Get/Use====
'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's locked and stocked with secret docs. Key's around here somewheres.

====Use Anything on Filene Cabinay====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' How bout we just file that under "Bad Idea".

===Files===
''Triungulate version only''
:''{Inside the cabinet are files labelled 'burgers', 'wings', 'tacos', and 'the rest'.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's fulla the take out menus that get shoved under my door. Highly sensitive documents.
====Burgers====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a burger menu from Blubb-o's.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish they'd bring back their classy Chicken Pret'end sandwich. That was Filene's fave.
====Wings====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Hott Wingzzz Huttt.}''
:''{If the office is lit}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wingzzz Huttt. Home of the infamous Facemelto Sauce. One whiff'll burn the hairs right outta your nose and put them on your chest!
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the office is dark, glowing text appears on the menu reading "Look Unda The Rug!}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! A secret message from beyond my style!
:''{If the message was already found}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks hidden message, but I already found it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look unda the rug!

====Tacos====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a card with two actual tacos taped to it.}''
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! Forgot about these! But I can't take em. Emergencies only. One day these tacos will save my life.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' One day these tacos will save my life.

====The Rest====
:''{Dangeresque brings up a menu from Kung Fu Dragon with a phone number on it.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ah! Here's the menu for Kung Fu Dragon. One day when I hit it big,  I'm gonna order the noodles with MORE sauce! 555-KUFU ''{pronounced "coo-foo"}''. I can remember that.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{singing}'' Kung-Fu was a man. I mean he was a Kung-Fu Dragon man. Or maybe he was just a Kung-Fu Dragon.

==Inventory==
''Triungulate version only''
===When Anything is Used on Anything Else===
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This ain't no crafting game! This is a Use Inventory Item on Stuff In Scene Game!
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You try combining inventory items in your pants!
:{{short hr}}
''{Use stamp on coffee}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You can't combine stuff! Just think of the monstrosities you could create! Stampcoffee? I shudder at the thought!

===Bag of Whoosit===
====Use on Blinds====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Gramma used to do this to cool hers off.
:''{Places bag of whoozit on windowsill}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.

====While it's on the Windowsill====
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It looks so delicious steaming on the windowsill there...wait, what?
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Wish there was a better place for this. 
:''{Dangeresque takes bag from window.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag 'em up, Chuck.
:''{Bag of whoozit is added to inventory}''

=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bag of whoosit, there's something me and the guys need to tell you about hygiene.
====Use on Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's just tuck this in here... erm...
:''{Puts bag in casefile}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Urp... almost made a second batch.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good enough for crooked government work! I mean, who's to say whose whoosit is whose?
:''{Bag of whoozit is removed from inventory}''

====Use on Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' The less I think about how this thing is in my pants, the better.

====Use on Anything Else====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Most things are better without a bag of whoozit poured on them.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Most...

===Camera===
====While it's in the safe====
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ooh! It's my Snoopeur 200 Telefoto Instant Camera. Oh, the things we've illegally surveilled.
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Bet I could take some seriously compromising photographs with this baby.
:''{Takes Camera from safe, adds to inventory}''
:''Triungulate version continues below''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's only one instaphoto left so I should be extra sure before I take a picture.

=====Talk To=====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm gonna GET you!
:''Triungulate version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out, camera, I'm gonna GET you!

====Use on Blinds (Or on Object on Windowsill)====
'''Original version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With coffee on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That sad sack is definitely not the "World's Best Crooked Cop!" I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! A giant rubber stamp is trying to assault you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With inked UNSOLVED stamp on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Watch out Lord Fatmonger! That saucy rubber stamp is gonna get saucy on you! I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With whoozit on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, one hideous sack deserves another. I'm not takin' this shot.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With takeout on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Now HERE'S a shot I can use! It totally looks like the Dragon Man is kung-fuing that fat slob!
:''{Photo of crime is added to inventory}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If picture has already been taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm outta film. Plus, I already got the money shot.

'''Triungulate version'''
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:''{Cut to view out of window at Strong Sad's apartment}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa, look at that shlump! That guy's just a victim waiting to happen.
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the Horror Channel is playing, Strong Sad is laughing.}''
:''{If the Medical Channel is playing, Strong Sad is frightened.}''
:''{If Local Radar is playing, Strong Sad has a frozen expression.}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{If the light in the office is on}''
:''{Strong Sad turns to look out the window at Dangeresque.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crap! He can see right in here! I've been made! I gotta be less visible if I wanna peep properly. Propa peeps.
:''{Taking a photo with nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' He's all alone I need somebody else in the frame if I want it to look like he's being attacked. I'm not takin this shot.
:''{If the Takeout is placed and the Medical Channel is playing}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Check it out! Looks like that Dragon Man is Kung-Fu-ing the crap outta that slob! And he looks appropriately terrified!
:''{When the right shot is taken}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yes! I got the shot! ''{Cut to Dangeresque holding the instant photo, which fades into view}'' This totally looks like someone being attacked! ''{Dangeresque waves the photo and puts it away.}

====Use on Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't need a picture of myself! My wallet's already full of them.
====Use on Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't think that's what it meant by "photographic evidence."
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I should take a photo with it.
====Use on Anything Else====
:''Original version''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not taking a picture of that. I only gots one instant shot left.
:''Triungulate version''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' This is a telefoto camera! I need a far away subject.

===Coffee/Mug===
====While it's on the Dangerdesque or Windowsill====
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's so old the creamer has formed a fuzzy little island in the middle.
=====Get/Use=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah. I might accidentally drink it if it's just sittin' there.
=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' You're gettin' too old for this job, coffee.

====Use on Blinds====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sure. maybe I can poison a few pigeons.
:''{Places coffee of windowsill}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.

====Use on Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Maybe if I spill coffee on The Chief's case file, he won't be able to read it and he'll think it's solved!
:''{Adds coffee to casefile, creating a large black spot on it}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Or maybe it'll just ruin it and I'll go to jail.
:''{Game Over sequence}''
====Use on Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Dangeresque NEVER backs down from a really terrible, gross idea!
:''{Drinks}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ugh.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' THAT's gonna stick with me for a while.
:''{Coffee is removed from inventory}''
:''Triungulate version''
:''{When coffee mug is empty}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm trying to cut back.

====Use on Ashtray====
:''{First time only}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'll just dribble drabble a little lattle in here.
:''{pours coffee in ashtray}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I extinguished its inner glow.
:{{short hr}}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I already de-smolderized it.

====Use on Anything Else====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Naw. Pouring old coffee on that won't help. What a surprise.

===Key===
====Use on Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's the key to Filene Cabinay's heart! ''{turns around, pretending to be Filene Cabinay}'' "Oui, Dangeresque. Only you have the key to my--" ''{stops pretending}'' Okay I'm gonna stop hitting on a piece of furniture now.
====Use on Filene Cabinay====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's fraudulently file some taxes! ''{opens the cabinet}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{After being unlocked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's already open. Or Ou Pan as the French say.

===Kung-Fu Takeout===
====While it's on the Safe or on the Windowsill====
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Some 5-year old takeout from Kung-Fu Dragon.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I keep it around cause there's a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
=====Get/Use=====
:''{When stuck to the safe; Dangeresque gets on his tiptoes and extends his arms upward. After a brief moment he gives up and stands normally.}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Nnnng! It's stuck to the top of the safe! I'm gonna need to hire a Takeout-Stuck-To-The-Safe Cracker for this one.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After it's dislodged, either on the safe or on the windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Good idea. Never know when you might need to make somebody puke.
:''{Takeout is added to inventory}''

=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' And the Kung-Fu Dragon Chinese Takeout comes in the niiiight! (they're open late)
====Use on Blinds====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, I should prolly air this stuff out a bit.
:''{Places takeout on the windowsill}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.

====Use on Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This takeout is basically puke waiting to happen, maybe it can be the physical evidence for The Chief's case.
:''{Puts takeout in casefile, casefile is now stained brown}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Aw Chunkblow! It just made it all gross and stuck together. Now I'll never pretend to solve it!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I HEARD THAT KOWALSKI! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Um, who?
:'''THE CHIEF:''' OH. I MEAN DANGERESQUE.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Crap.
:''{Game Over sequence}''

====Use on Dangeresque====
:''{First time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, this takeout has seen too much over the years.
:''{Eats}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry, takeout. They said NO LOOSE ENDS! That was definitely one of the worst things I ever done.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Gonna keep the cool box though.
:{{short hr}}
:''{After first time}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' This box has a cool picture of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu on it.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Wish he was real. He looks capable of some really cool-to-watch assault and battery.

====Use on Anything Else====
:''{Before use on Dangeresque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Ancient Chinese Secret: ancient chinese takeout won't help here.
:''{After use on Dangeresque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That doesn't need to feel the fury of a Dragon Man doing Kung-Fu.

===Photo of crime===
====Use on Blinds====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Let's see what degree murders I can witness today.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Whoa! This is like staring at infinity! Fat, gray, lazy infinity.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.

====Use on Casefile====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That photographic evidence makes some pretty good photographic evidence!
:''{Photo is removed from inventory}''

====Use on Anything Else====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should really put this in the casefile.

===UNSOLVED Stamp===
====While in Dangerdesque or on Windowsill====
=====Look=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It's one o' them rubber stamps. I mostly use it on Renaldo's forehead when he's asleep.
=====Get/Use=====
:''{While in Dangerdesque}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' An "UNSOLVED" stamp?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Great, just what I needed today...sarcasm, sarcasm.
:{{short hr}}
:''{There is no response when taking the stamp from the window.}''
:''{UNSOLVED stamp is added to inventory}''

=====Talk To=====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' *grumble* Hi, stamp.
====Use on Casefile====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I could try and make this UNSOLVED stamp work, but I gots no ink!
:{{short hr}}''
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, let's see if I can make this work. I only got one shot at this.
:''{Cut to casefile for stamping}''
::''{When stamped incorrectly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh crank. That was indelible sweet n' sour sauce. This does not look good for Dangeresque.
::''{Game Over sequence}''
::{{short hr}}
::''{When stamped correctly}''
::'''DANGERESQUE:''' That was genius! Almost as good as that time I turned that 00% on that algebra test into 1000%.

====Use on Dangeresque====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' No way! The MAN's always tryin' to stamp me down!
====Use on Blinds====
:''{With blinds closed}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I should open the blinds first.
:{{short hr}}
:''{With nothing on windowsill}''
:''{Dangeresque puts the stamp on the sill without comment}''
:{{short hr}}
:''{With something already on windowsill}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's already something up there.

====Use on Sweet/Sour Sauce (Only When Dry)====
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, this rancid sweet n' sour sauce makes some nice red ink!
:''{Dry UNSOLVED stamp becomes an inked UNSOLVED stamp}''

====Use on Anything Else====
:''{When dry}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's not UNSOLVED. Besides, I got no ink.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When inked}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I don't wanna get rancid sweet n' sour sauce all over that.

=="Need to WASD"==

:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Dangerdesque from the side farthest from the door}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself to the front of the desk for full dramatic effect.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" the Chair from anywhere but the bottom side of the desk}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself below that chair to get the jump on it.
:{{short hr}}
:''{When the player tries to "Get/Use" any other object, except the door, the safe, and the casefile, from too far away}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Thinking}'' I need to WASD myself closer.

== Game Over ==
:{''Cut to an outdoor scene; it is still night. A Police Paddy Wagon marked "Hoose Gow", with Dangeresque in the back, drives up to a building marked "Jail!" The gate opens, the vehicle drives inside, and the gate shuts. Cut to Dangeresque, dressed in a prisoner's outfit, sitting in a dimly lit cell. The words "Game Over" appear above him in Dangeresque Font. When you click the mouse, however, it cuts to a black screen with either of the phrases that are listed below in Dangeresque Font.}''

:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{In compressed audio}'' Or did I?

:''{These are following phrases that will appear in the following order, changing every time you lose.}''
:Moments Earlier...
:{{short hr}}
:Seriously though...
:{{short hr}}
:Previously on Dangeresque...
:{{short hr}}
:It's almost as if it was a dream...
:{{short hr}}
:We all make bad choices...
:{{short hr}}
:Okay, trying harder this time...
:{{short hr}}
:Reeeeewind-O...

:{''The game then cuts back to the moment before you committed the action that led to the Game Over.''}

== Winning ==
:''{After completing all three objectives}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Well, that's all the requirements. Let's see if The Chief buys this crap.
:''{Cut to shot of the door. The silhouettes of the Chief and Dangeresque can be seen through it.}'' 
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Here you go, Chiefy! Sorry bout the wait. Someone stuck a barracuda in my desk.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I KNEW YOU'D COME THROUGH, DANGERESQUE. YOUR METHODS MAY BE QUESTIONABLE BUT YOU ALWAYS GET RESULTS!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Thanks The Chief. I'll just get going then.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' WAITAMINUTE?!! THIS ISN'T A PICTURE OF THE VICTIM! WHO'S THE CRAP'S THIS GREYSCALE SCHLUB?
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Uh oh.
:''{Cut back to office. Dangeresque re-enters}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{in compressed audio}'' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump...
:''{Jumps out the Window. Credits sequence.}''



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