Editing The Next Epi-Snowed

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[[Image:CheatCommando6.PNG|thumb|"Um... words... say. Talk?"]]

[[Crack Stuntman]] becomes uncooperative while recording for his next episode of the [[Cheat Commandos]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, [[Super Snowldier]], {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{film|Crack Stuntman}}, [[A. Chimendez]], {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]] ([[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]), [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Agent Chimendez]], {{Film|Ripberger}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, [[Flashfight]], {{Film|Blue Laser Minion}} (Easter egg), [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Arctic Playset]], [[Recording Studio]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Blue Laser HQ]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, July 28, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 4:10

'''Page Title:''' Cheat Chimendez-O's

== Transcript ==
''{Open to a snowy landscape and military music, where Silent Rip and Fightgar are walking, silhouetted. The titles "JUST CHILL...TIL THE NEXT EPI-SNOWED" and "written by A. Chimendez" appear, then the Commandos appear close up, in front of a frost-covered building with a satellite dish.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{annoyed}'' How come we always get stuck patrolling the arctic playset?

'''SILENT RIP:''' Somebody's got to do it, Fightgar. ''{closeup}'' In the last week alone, Blue Laser's tried to control, blow up, and make super-soldiers out of snow.

''{Zoom out and pan left to Blue Laser, standing next to two large Cheat-shaped snowmen with the Blue Laser insignia on their chests.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' They're called super-''snowldiers'', thank you very much! And if I can find some carrots, they'll be destroying you all momentarily!

''{Gunhaver bursts from the left in a snowmobile, crushing one of the super-snowldiers.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry, Blue Laser! ''{closeup}'' Your evil plan is going snowhere!

''{Cut back to Blue Laser Commander, revealing two super-snowldiers and one pile of snow.}''

'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Aah! The mere sight of you makes me want to retch!

'''SILENT RIP:''' It's Gunhaver, in the new Cheat Command-snowbile!

''{"CHEAP AS FREE" appears in a balloon on the bottom-left, then disappears.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{confusedly}'' Um... words... say. Talk? ''{whispering}'' What's my line?

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{whispering}'' We should head back to base.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Yeah, or more like we should head back to my cabin in Tahoe! ''{closeup}'' It's got a two-story hot tub, and an underwater fireplace!

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{voiceover}'' Cut, cut cut.

''{Cut to a recording booth, where Crack Stuntman faces A. Chimendez, who is in silhouette in the foreground.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' What was wrong with that, Chimendez?

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Mister Stuntman, while I'm unsure of the physical feasibility of an underwater fireplace, ''{Crack Stuntman scowls}'' I'm sure your home in Lake Tahoe is very lovely. But can we please just stick to the script?

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Well, why can't the cowboy one have a house in Tahoe too? He seems to be doing all right for himself.

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Once again, his name is Gunhaver, ''{Crack puts his finger up to his mouth}'' and he is a great military leader. He cares not for such things as hot tub.

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' What about massage chairs? Can he at least like massage chairs?

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Are you going to be difficult about this, Mister Stuntman?

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{annoyed}'' Yeah, I think this one's a deal-breaker.

''{A. Chimendez sighs. Cut to the arctic playset, where Gunhaver is sitting in a vibrating massage chair.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{distorted by the vibrating chair}'' Aaaah. Get 'em, boys!

''{A Blue Laser super-snowldier, now with a carrot nose, is holding Fightgar by the arm with one hand and Silent Rip down with the other. Blue laser beams fly overhead.}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Er, Gunhaver, we could really use that gun of yours right about now.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sorry, it fell down between the cushions.

''{Cut to Cheat Commandos HQ, where Crackotage and Reynold are talking.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' I hope everything's going okay at the arctic playset.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{voiced by Crack Stuntman}'' I'm sure they're all just doin' fine. They fight Blue Laser all the time!

''{Crackotage and Reynold look at the screen over Chimendez's next line.}''

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{voiceover, annoyed}'' Those are not your character's lines!

''{Cut back to the recording booth.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' But I like the rhyming guy's lines better. ''{holds up a finger}'' I'm gonna do his voice now.

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' Mister Stuntman, I refuse to&mdash;

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{crossing his arms}'' Deal-breaker.

''{A. Chimendez sighs. Cut back to Cheat Commandos HQ, where an adding machine says "ERROR!" and is releasing black smoke.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' I'm sorry my financial experiment backfired and switched you and Gunhaver's voices, Crackotage.

'''CRACKOTAGE:''' ''{voiced by Crack Stuntman, looking at the camera}'' Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!

'''REYNOLD:''' ''{hesitantly}'' Um... are you talking to me?

''{Cut to Gunhaver on the snowmobile, moving through the arctic playset landscape accompanied by faint music.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{imitating racecar engine noises}'' Uhhhhhhhhh... eeuuuuuuuhhhh... uhhhhhhh.....

'''CRACK'S GIRLFRIEND:''' ''{voiceover}'' Crack, you said there'd be a cold-cut tray.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Hang on baby. ''{shouting offscreen, music scratches to a stop}'' Hey, where the cold cuts at?!

''{Cut back to the recording booth. There is a girl hanging on to Crack Stuntman's arm.}''

'''A. CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{frustrated}'' Mister Stuntman, you cannot bring your girlfriend into the recording booth!

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Don't blow this&mdash;

''{Cut back to an annoyed Gunhaver, as Crack Stuntman continues to speak}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' &mdash;for me, Chimendez! I told her she could be in a cartoon!

''{Cut to a hot tub containing a shirtless Gunhaver, a female character in a Blue Laser costume with a scar and black and white hair, and Mrs. Commanderson. The arctic building now has a neon sign, reading "CASINO!".}''

'''NEW BAD GUY GIRL CHARACTER:''' Does this thing really have an underwater fireplace?

'''GUNHAVER:''' Sure does, new bad guy girl character!

''{Far view of the hot tub. Agent Chimendez is seen to the right, dressed in fatigues and a hat, with A. Chimendez' hair and voice.}''

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' I am a new character too! Mister Gunhaver, If you will please step into this tiny box, ''{points to a gray box}'' I can almost guarantee that you will appear in the rest of this season's episodes!

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{now out of the hot tub, in a towel}'' Who are you?

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' Uh, my name is A...gent Chimendez. I'm an expanded universe character. Novelizations, read-along story books... ''{the book "Agent Chimendez: On Assignment!" and the story book "Guess Who? Agent Chimendez!" appear}'' Things like that.

'''GUNHAVER:''' Well, anyone who can guarantee I'll appear in the rest of this season's episodes is all right in my book! ''{jumps into the box, which closes}'' Whee!

''{Agent Chimendez throws a lock onto the hatch, grinning. Cut to the outside, then the interior of Cheat Commandos HQ, where Agent Chimendez stands among Ripberger, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Reynold and Crackotage.}''

'''SILENT RIP:''' Thanks again, Agent Chimendez! We couldn't have defeated Blue Laser's super-snowldiers without you!

''{Closeup on Reynold.}''

'''REYNOLD:''' It's too bad Gunhaver's on a secret mission to the moon for an undisclosed period of time, and that when he gets back his voice might have changed.

'''AGENT CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{dismissively}'' Yes yes, quite unfortunate. Now, what do you say Cheat Commandos, let's rock, rock on! ''{rolling his r's}''

''{The Cheat Commandos Adventures title screen appears, with Agent Chimendez in place of Gunhaver. The podium reads "RRRRRROCK, RRRROCK ON!"}''

'''CHEAT COMMANDOS:''' Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-rock, ruh-ruh-ruh-rock on!

''{The Cheat Commandos theme plays, and the screen fades to black. Fade in to the recording booth, where there is a large sealed cardboard box.}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' ''{knocking from inside the box}'' Hello? Chimendez? I'm ready to record my lines for the rest of this season's episodes! Anyone? Man, this thing reminds me of the two-story box I've got at my place in Tahoe.

''{Danger music plays, followed by a fade to "THE END."}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*At the end, click on the E in "END" to see an extra scene of Crack Stuntman in the booth.
:'''CRACK STUNTMAN''': Anyone? Chimendez? Guy who does the bad guy's voice?
:''{Camera scrolls over to reveal a shriveled, pale-green, balding man with no shirt and bloodshot eyes.}''
:'''GUY WHO DOES THE BAD GUY'S VOICE''': Can I help you with something, Crack Stuntman?
:'''CRACK STUNTMAN''': Uuuuh... Never mind.
:''{Box scoots away from the Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice.}''
*At the end click  on the period for a scene in Blue Laser's hideout.
:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER''': So, what do you think of the new girl?
:'''BLUE LASER MINION''': To be quite honest, she seems a bit overly concerned with cold cuts, sir.
:'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER''': Cold cuts! Add that to the list!
:''{Camera scrolls over to a large pad of paper on an easel}''
:Things that ''might'' crush Cheat Commandos
:1. Dumb kids
:2. Tons of goo
:3. Corporate mumbo/jumbo
:<span style="color:#FF0000">4. Cold cuts!</span>

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*The character of Agent Chimendez is an example of an [[Wikipedia:Author surrogate|author surrogate]].
*[[Wikipedia:Expanded Universe|Expanded Universe]] is a term used to refer to when a popular fiction franchise is treated in media beyond its original conception; for example, when [[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]] characters and mythology were developed in novels, games, and comics beyond the work created by [[Wikipedia:George Lucas|George Lucas]].
*[[Cold cuts]] is a U.S. term that refers to cheeses or precooked or cured meat, often sausages or meat loaves, that are sliced and usually served cold on sandwiches or on party trays.
===Trivia===
*The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Crack Stuntman is giving the Cheat Commandos some trouble while recording his lines."

===Remarks===
*Reynold mentions that Crackotage and Gunhaver switched voices, yet in the next scene, Gunhaver doesn't have Crackotage's voice.
*This is the first time that Gunhaver's eyes (which are usually hidden behind his sunglasses) or chest hair (which is usually hidden behind his jacket) are seen.
*Agent Chimendez and New Bad Guy Girl Character are the only two normally-sized Cheat Commandos characters whose [[Action Figure Character Variation|figurines]] have not yet been seen.
*New Bad Guy Girl Character seems to be voiced by [[Jackie Chapman]].
*The sound quality has been increased, as the voices sound less muffled. However, sound effects which were reused from previous toons, such as the sound used for the [[Cheat Command-Snowbile]], were not rerecorded.
*When Gunhaver is riding the Snowbile, the tread marks in the snow do not move.
*In the beginning, when Silent Rip looks around to see the Blue Laser Commander, his buttons are on his right side, but when he turns around, they are on his left.
*This is the first Cheat Commandos toon where there is no [[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]] jingle.
*Combustion underwater is quite possible for many [[Wikipedia:oxidizing agent|oxidizing agents]] such as chlorates.

===Goofs===
*In the [[Secret Pages XML Source|source file]] for the [[Random Toon]]s feature of the site, this toon uses the number 0 where a lowercase letter 'o' should be used.  I.e.  <code>ccd06.html</code> instead of <code>ccdo6.html</code>.
*During the title screen, the background scrolls at a slightly faster rate than the silhouettes, making it appear as if Silent Rip and Fightgar are walking backwards.

===Inside References===
*This is the first time that [[Mrs. Commanderson]] has made an appearance in a Cheat Commandos cartoon.
*At the end of the toon, Crack Stuntman is put inside a [[cardboard box]].

===Real-World References===
*The appearance of the "New Bad Guy Girl Character" is based on the GI Joe character [[Wikipedia:Baroness_(G.I._Joe)|Baroness]].
*The title of the Cheat Commandos episode itself is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Dr. Dre|Dr. Dre]] song, "[[Wikipedia:Nuthin' but a "G" Thang|Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang]]" (specifically, the lyrics "So just chill, til the next episode").

== External Links ==
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