Editing Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

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The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Release Date:''' on or before May 1, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 2:24

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. ''{beep}''

=== Message 6 ===
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca&mdash; we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. ''{stifled laughter}'' Okay, have a good day.

=== Message 5 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and -- ooo! ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

=== Message 4 ===
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

=== Message 3 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and -- oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hoo doo!

=== Message 2 ===
'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice faint, in the distance}'' Pom Pom, that's not what I said! ''{normal volume, on the phone}'' Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is ''not'' what I said, at all. Um, I don't know ''what'' Pom Pom was talking about, or ''why'' he would call you to tell you, what he just told you. But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke, hah hah. That's what it was. Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy! Okay, sweetheart. Bye.

=== Message 1 ===
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again, and about my banquet, I wa... Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of Salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!

== Fun Facts ==
*This is the first mention of [[Pizza]].
*The beep from the answering machine doesn't happen until you press the right button on the answering machine.
*The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.
*This is the first toon in which [[Strong Bad]] talks without his Mexican accent.
**Oddly, he goes back to his old accent in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
*"Salisbury sundaes" were first mentioned by The King of Town in [[Homestarloween Party]].
*Homestar had indeed said Pom Pom was crazy before: just one Answering Machine previous, in fact.

== Glitches ==
*If you hit the right button while the last message is playing, Marzipan's outgoing message will play, but will have the wrong number.

==External Links==

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