Editing 8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)

[[Image:8-Bit_Stinkoman20X6.png|thumb|I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!]]

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Stinkoman 20X6]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Stinkoman 20X6==

===On arrival===
:''{First time only}''
:''{The Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme is playing in the background. Strong Bad does the sprite transformations and appears in a black area. He looks around, and realizes he is on the games status bar. He walks past two other Stinkomans.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Step aside! Coming through! Move outta line!
:'''EXTRA LIVES:''' Hey, watch it!
:''{Zoom out to reveal the whole screen. Strong Bad, the portal, and the extra lives are at the bottom of the screen on the status bar. Stinkoman is standing on a platform to the left, a Browntant can be seen in the middle, and a Chorch is floating above. All the ladders and many platforms are broken. At the top right of the screen, the TrogSword rests on a floating platform.}''
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Whoa, I just got an extra life! ''{zoom in on Stinkoman}'' I must be even more bodatical than I thought!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' What am I doing down here? I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!
:''{cut to Stinkoman}''
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, be quiet down there! I'm right in the middle of a CHALLENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEE!!! Hey bad guys, check out these moves!Hiyayayayayayaya! ''{Stinkoman punches the air several times}''

===Box===
'''If on the platform'''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder where those boxes come from, anyway. I hope it's not one of those creepy workshops run by elves, gnomes, dwarves, fairies, or midgets.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{front flips onto the box and somersaults off}'' It's Stinkoman's spiky Japanese cartoon hair! So blue and luxurious, without using any product!

===Broken Platform===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' This place is a dump! How am I supposed to get across to the TrogSword when everything around here is broken?!

====Mista Fixit &rarr; Broken Platform====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Here ya go, Mista Fixit! Work your magic!
:''{The Poopsmith appears and repairs the platform.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work! Hey, how much would you charge to build a 200 foot wall around Marzipan's house?
:''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 3 dollar signs on it.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{astonished}'' Three dollars?! That's gre- ''{The Poopsmith shakes his head.}'' Oh. Never mind.
:''{The Poopsmith disappears.}''

===Broken Ladder===
====From the bottom of the screen====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That shockwave must've hit the videogames harder than I thought. Everything's broken!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Hidden ladder only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Still broken.

====From the starting platform (Short)====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Broken.
:'''HOMESTAR:''''' {pops up}'' Hey, Strong Bad!! Why don't you just jump down?
:'''STRONG BAD:''''' {annoyed}'' Because I perfer to use the ladder.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Is it because of your tiny legs? ''{he starts hopping up and down on one leg}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No! I mean, I could do a quadtriple fudge backflip and land on my feet, but I don't want to! Someone's put that ladder here for a reason and I'm gonna use it!!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' But it's broken!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Then I'll fix it!! Now go away!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, tiny legs! ''{vanishes}''

====Mista Fixit &rarr; Broken Ladder (Short)====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Mista... Fix it!
:''{The Poopsmith appears in front of Stinkoman, causing him to jump out of the way. The ladder gets repaired, and he disappears. Strong Bad rubs his hands together with satisfaction.}''

====Mista Fixit &rarr; Broken Ladder (Long)====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' One more time!
:''{The Poopsmith appears, repairs the ladder and disappears.}''

====Mista Fixit &rarr; Broken Ladder (Hidden)====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep buildin' till you hit the cloud kingdom! ''{The Poopsmith appears.}'' They keep all the cool stuff hidden away above the high score!
:''{The Poopsmith builds a high ladder that extends out of the screen before disappearing. A box falls down during the process.}''

===Browntant===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, up there!  ''{waves}''
:'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{speaking with a faux-African American accent}'' What?  Who said that?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Me!  Down here!  Hey, I gotta tell you somethin'!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Browntant!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Hey!

====Browntant &rarr; TrogSword====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, hey bra! Some sweet energyball-shootin' you got going on there. So listen, let's be buds! I just need you to get me that totally gnarly sword over there and...
:'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{sighs}'' Oh great. Another one. Look, why can't you guys just speak normally?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hesitantly}'' Oh, I...
:'''BROWNTANT:''' I'd have a lot more respect for you if you just stop trying so hard to be "cool" and talk to me like a human being.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puzzled}'' But... you're a robot.
:'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh, now you're gonna judge me. I don't have time for this.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, let me put it to you this way. I need you to kill Stinkoman so I can get that sword.
:'''BROWNTANT:''' OK, see, now THAT I understand. Unfortunately it's not that easy. I mean, I AM trying to kill Stinkoman. That's what I do, ya know. That's ALL I do, but I guess he's just too good.

====Browntant &rarr; Stinkoman====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you know that Stinkoman makes fun of you behind your back?
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Of course I know!  I mean, have you listened to the guy for more than ten seconds?  He's got the brainpower of a first-grader at naptime!  But despite my college education and middle-class upbringin', ''{cut to Strong Bad, shaking his head in disbelief, then cut back to Browntant}'' daytime TV has somehow gotten its hooks into me, and made me a sucker for gossip!  So, what's he sayin' about me?
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, man! Stinkoman is STILL talking trash about you!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' OK, gimme the scoop!

=====Browntant &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Turtle=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' What, you mean like movin' too slow, or shootin' too slow?  'Cause if it's movin' too slow, well, then yeah I-I agree with him.  ''{cut to Strong Bad, nodding his head, then cut back to Browntant}''  I basically just sit here and shoot!  I guess I ''could'' shoot faster, though.  I'll give that a shot, no pun intended.
:''{Browntant now has less reload time between shots on the screen.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' I'll shoot faster then.

=====Browntant &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Arrows=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Really? This from mister "Run to the right and shoot". Whatever.

=====Browntant &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Life Bar=====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Are... ''{in disbelief}'' Are you serious? Last week I hit that guy with one shot, knocked him off a ladder and left him crying for Stinkomommy! Ain't that right Chorch?
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{excited}'' One shot! I saw it.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' I think we all know that's not true.

====Browntant &rarr; Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on keepin' on, Browntant.

===Chorch===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Pinchy!
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{speaking with a Gilbert Gottfried-esque accent}'' Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there!  And don't call me Pinchy!  I do have a name, y'know!  Chorch!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget that.  I got somethin' important to say!

====Chorch &rarr; TrogSword====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' You see that sword over there? Why don't ya just clamp onto it and bring it over here for me?
:'''CHORCH:''' No, sorry, I can't. I'm only supposed to hurt you guys, not help.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you are certainly doing a bang-up job of not helping.
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{irritated}'' Hey, come on man. That's not fair. I got a job to do here, ya know?

====Chorch &rarr; Stinkoman====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I was just talking, to that Stinkoman guy, and he told me, he thinks you guys are wussies!
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{angrily}'' What?!  Ooh, when I get a hold a' him, he'll wish he was never born!  What did he say, exactly?

=====Chorch &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Turtle=====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
:'''CHORCH:''' Too slow?!  I'll have you know I took second place for regional sprinting in junior high!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' His words.  Not mine.
:'''CHORCH:''' I'm plenty fast.  Forget him, man.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
:'''CHORCH:''' Pssht, whatever.

=====Chorch &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Arrows=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
:'''CHORCH:''' Seriously?  ''{frustrated}'' Awwww, man, now I won't be able to stop thinkin' about it!  Just goin' back and forth all the time... Well, maybe if I change up my moves a bit... Like this?  ''{Chorch moves up and down, and from side to side}''  Take that, pattern recognition!
:''{Chorch now moves faster on the screen, hovers up and down, and changes direction abruptly.}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{moves around}'' Let's get random!

=====Chorch &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Life Bar=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
:'''CHORCH:''' Oh yeah? Well, hang on, let me see if I can increase the power in my pinchers... ''{squeezes his pinchers}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well?
:'''CHORCH:''' Hang on... almost... OK, I think that's got it.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Yeah? I can't see any difference.
:'''CHORCH:''' Okay, yeah. They're the same... but HE doesn't have to know that!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
:'''CHORCH:''' Oh yeah? One pinch from ''these'' powered up babies and he'll wish he was never born!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
:'''CHORCH:''' ''{whisperingly}'' No, just go with it.

====Chorch &rarr; Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaand... I'm done talking to you.

===Once both enemies change tactics===
:''{Stinkoman is struggling to jump over Browntant's shots, and attempting to avoid Chorch.}''
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, whaaaat is going on here?  You guys are ganging ''{pronounced "gan-jing"}'' up on me!
:'''CHORCH:''' Too predictable, huh?
:'''BROWNTANT:''' And too slow?
:'''CHORCH:''' Well, how do ya like us now?
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, you guys are cheating! No fair!  ''{quickly}'' Cheaters!  ''{Stinkoman comes into contact with Chorch.  The screen turns black, and Stinkoman falls off the screen.  The Stinkoman 20X6 Game Over theme plays.}'' ''{painfully}'' You made my stummy huuurrrt!
:''{screen returns to normal}''
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Hey, that was pretty good!  Did you alter your pattern?  I didn't know you could do that!
:'''CHORCH:''' Yeah, well how about you, huh?  I saw that rapid-fire action!  Pretty sweet!
:'''BROWNTANT:''' Thanks!  Hey, you wanna take off early?  Get some Cold Ones?
:'''CHORCH:''' Abso-freaking-lutely!
:''{Chorch picks up Browntant, and the two fly off-screen.  Strong Bad vanishes from the status bar, and appears on Stinkoman's platform.  The portal appears behind him.}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes!!! ''{Strong Bad does a quick dance.  Level 1 music resumes.}''

===Current Level===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' He's still only in level 1.1? Man, if I were in charge, I'd be all the way to level 10.5 fighting the secret hidden boss: Sticklyman.

===Energy Meter===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stinkoman's still at full energy.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' That's right! I ate an energy bar for breakfast that gave me the energy bars I need for the rest of the day!

===Extra Lives===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you guys don't mind a long wait. When I get up there, I'm takin' it all the way to level 50!
:'''EXTRA LIFE 1:''' Level 50 with ''your'' giant head and tiny mouth? ''{stomps from one foot to the other}'' Ha ha ha ha ha! No way! We won't be waiting long!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh... what do you guys do while you're down here waiting to get in the game?
:'''EXTRA LIFE 2:''' I am studying the moves of Stinkoman-sensei to achieve great victory! ''{punches three times}'' Hya! Hya! Hya!

===Ladder (Hidden)===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' A ladder ''that'' big HAS to go somewhere cool! ''{climbs the ladder, but bangs his head at the top of the screen}'' What the-? ''{keeps attempting to get higher, but finally slides back down}'' The ladder is a lie.

===Ladder (Long)===
:''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That ladder would take me right up to the TrogSword, if I could just get up there.

===Ladder (Short)===
:''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the ladder's fixed, but I still can't get out of the spare "MANS" list.

===Stinkoman===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Stinkoman!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Whaddaya want?

====Stinkoman &rarr; Stinkoman====

=====Stinkoman &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Angel=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, cool robot boots!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' I know I know I know! They make me jump at real high! Plus all the girls think I'm a boy! But I think they all need to grow up! And I can kick!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Okay! Man, shut up!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{points at Strong Bad}'' ''You'' shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! ''{stomps from one leg to the other}'' Ha ha ha ha!

=====Stinkoman &rarr; Stinkoman &rarr; Devil=====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do they call you "Stinkoman"? Seems a little harsh.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Why do they call ''you'' Dumb Face?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Um, they don't.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Is it because your face is dumb and at the same time you have a dumb face?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' No one calls me that.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Maybe they should call you Dumb Butt Face, because your face and your butt are both dumb! ''{stomps from one foot to the other}'' Ah ha ha ha! Robots, ah ha!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Stinkoman it is.

====Stinkoman &rarr; TrogSword====
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how do I get up there? I need that sword!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{stomps on the floor}'' Ha ha ha! ''{stands still}'' No way. ''{stomps on the floor again}'' Ha ha ha! ''{points towards Strong Bad}'' You couldn't handle that sword! I'm gonna get that sword for myself, just as soon as I'm finished toying with ''these'' guys!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on man, that's so not cool.
:'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{stomps on the floor again}'' Ha ha ha! ''{points towards Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!
:{{short hr}}
:''{Second time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I really need that sword!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Too bad! Ha ha ha! Did you hear that, Chorch and Browntant? He wants the sword! ''{stomps on the floor}'' Ha ha ha! ''{speaks quickly}'' Shut up, you guys are dumb!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how luxurious your blue hair is, I'm coming up there and getting that sword!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' No way! You're stuck down there until I get killed! And these guys are too slow and predictable to be any real challenge! Ha! Ha! Ha!

====Stinkoman &rarr; Chorch====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Check out that pinchy guy!  That guy looks awesome!  I'd hate to get caught in his grip!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Who, Chorch?  Ha-ha-ha!  That guy is so dumb!  ''{Stinkoman does his laughing pose}''  Ha-ha-dumb-ha!  He is a dumb!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, what about that guy shootin' at ya?  He looks like he could really mess you up, man!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' Yeah, he wishes on his birthday!  Chorch and Browntant are Level 1 enemies.  They don't offer a significant challenge.  Those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough to stop me!
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I really think those guys could take you! You better let me take over!
:'''STINKOMAN:''' No way! I'm just messin' with 'em! Like I said, those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough... and dumb!

====Stinkoman &rarr; Cancel====
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better stop talking to you while I still think you're somewhat cool.

===TrogSword===
:''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword is here! But I'll never be able to reach it stuck down here in the UI.
:{{short hr}}
:''{While Strong Bad is playing but hasn't climbed the long ladder}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold on, mighty Trog-shiv! Strong Bad'll be there soon!
:{{short hr}}
:''{After Strong Bad has climbed the ladder leading to the sword}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' AH HA! ''{takes the sword and starts slashing with it}'' By the power of EGA! ''{holds the sword directly in front of his face}'' Extended memory management! Raster interrupt 6! Hold and Modify! And the mighty Mode 8! The power of the TrogSword is MINE!! ''{joyfully puts the sword away}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, equally as happy}'' Yay! You got the sword! Now you can slay the dragon!
:'''STRONG BAD:''' More importantly, I'll be able to keep ''you'' from popping up and interrupting all my future scheduled make-out sessions!
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh... I've got access to your online calendar in here and I don't see any scheduled make-out sessions... just pedicures and bubble baths.
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{embarassed}'' Yaaahhhh... that's code for "make-out session"! Just get outta here! And quit touching my stuff! ''{victoriously}'' The fabled TrogSword is MINE!
:''{Homestar vanishes.}''

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