Editing Emails Taken in a Different Direction

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[[Image:Choose Your Own Strong Bad Email Adventure.PNG|thumb|Do you want to take it in a different direction?]]
<blockquote>And as you know, when people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say.</blockquote>

<cite>Strong Bad, in [[lady fan]]</cite>

Despite [[Strong Bad]]'s assertion, sometimes when he answers an [[Strong Bad Emails|email]] he '''disregards the content of the email or does the complete opposite'''.

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*Email [[homsar]] &mdash; Vinnie C. suggests that if Strong Bad hates Homsar (most likely a misspelling of [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]) so much, he should kill him. Strong Bad, however, takes this literally, leading him to kill a new character, [[Homsar]], instead.
*Email [[1 step ahead]] &mdash; One of the choices is to TAKE IT IN A BIT OF A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. If this choice is picked, Strong Bad does, in fact, take it in a different direction by gluing [[Strong Sad]]'s hands to his butt instead of his face.
*Email [[spring cleaning]] &mdash; Strong Bad [[DELETED!|deletes]] each email instead of doing what it suggests.
*Email [[superhero name]] &mdash; [[Strong Badman Characters#Stiny|Stiny]] asks about Strong Bad's name, but Strong Bad instead makes fun of Stiny's.
*Email [[gimmicks]] &mdash; Strong Bad is reminded of the times when he didn't need a gimmick to be funny... shortly before his computer explodes.
*Email [[big white face]] &mdash; Jen C. asks Strong Bad why he is mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body (clearly referring to Strong Sad). Strong Bad replies by trying to do something nice for [[The Poopsmith]] (thinking the sender was refering to a black and white picture of him) by baking him a cake, but instead throws the cake at Strong Sad and he has to make [[The Cheat]] make him another one.
*Email [[sibbie]] &mdash; Sibbie asks Strong Bad to write a song about him/her, like Strong Bad did for [[Fhqwhgads]], but Strong Bad insists he's "not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim". The song does get made, but completely against Strong Bad's will.
*Email [[stupid stuff]] &mdash; Kevin Grumbles asks Strong Bad to make Homestar say something stupid, but instead he tries to earn [[Grumblecakes]] by making Homestar say something '''smart'''.
*Email [[car]] &mdash; Kyle asks Strong Bad if he has a "pimped out" car, but Homestar shifts focus to his "tricked out [[Homestar Runner's Hat|propeller cap]]".
*Email [[dangeresque 3]] &mdash; John Newell asks when Dangeresque 3 is coming out, and instead Strong Bad shows a remastered version of Dangeresque 1.
*Email [[old comics]] &mdash; Zack asks why [[The King of Town]] has a poopsmith, but instead Strong Bad talks about the time the King of Town and The Poopsmith apparently had their own old syndicated newspaper comic called [[The Castlefunnies]].
*Email [[origins]] &mdash; Strong Bad pointedly refuses to talk about the origins of [[The Stick]], and instead goes on a tangent about The Stick's hangingoutitude and the formation of the [[On Point Kings]].
*Email [[long pants]] &mdash; Instead of doing what the long email says, Strong Bad makes it shorter, starting to answer his edited version and ultimately causing Homestar to get "creepy pants".
*Email [[what I want]] &mdash; Talon Jendro asks Strong Bad what he would like for [[Decemberween]], but instead Strong Bad focuses on a list of presents he does ''not'' want.
*Email [[looking old]] &mdash; Andy Hsiao asks Strong Bad how old he is, but instead he tells us his [[age]] is a secret, then spends the rest of the email trying to appeal to the youth demographic.
*Email [[strong badathlon]] &mdash; Lewis Rudkin asks Strong Bad to either throw The Cheat as far as he can or beat the crud out of Homestar. Strong Bad instead talks about a contest held in [[Strong Badia]] called the [[Strong Badathlon (contest)|Strong Badathlon]].
*Email [[unnatural]] &mdash; Strong Bad is asked if Strong Badia ever has natural disasters, but spends more time talking about Strong Badia's unnatural disasters, like the time [[Bubs]] became the giant [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]].
*Email [[yes, wrestling]] &mdash; Strong Bad is asked to show some of his "awesome wrestling moves", but instead talks about the various gimmicks and wrestling personae he used during his wrestling career.
*Email [[licensed]] &mdash; Strong Bad is asked if he has any licensed merchandise, but instead shows us some of his unlicensed items.
*Email [[rated]] &mdash; Instead of talking about his favorite movie, Strong Bad talks about his favorite genre of movie.
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