Editing Wireless Bizness

[[Image:Tagtag.PNG|100px|thumb|"No such thing, Stu. No such thing."]]
'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email]]s on mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.

==Likely SEX Emails==
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<blockquote>
Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br />
-Stu<br />
<br />
No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
</blockquote>

<blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br />
kiss<br />
bettina<br />
<br />
Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote>

<blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br />
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br />
-Jeffrey Gilligan<br />
<br />
I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote>

<blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br />
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>kick*<br />
<br />
-Naomi, AB<br />
<br />
Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp</blockquote>

==External Links==
*[[HR:wireless.html|View the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]]
*[[HR:menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf|View the only available WAP email, with added animation]]

[[Category:Secret Pages]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]