Editing Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship

[[Homestar Runner]] and [[Marzipan]], although officially dating, have a rather tenuous relationship, as has been evidenced several times. Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. Occasionally, they even break up or mention breaking up. But they always end up together again.

==Appearances==
===Homestar offending Marzipan===
*[[Homestarloween Party]]: Homestar chooses to stand next to [[Bubs]] instead of Marzipan and has her stand next to [[Strong Bad]].
*[[The Luau]]: Homestar skips out on Marzipan's luau, telling Strong Bad that it was terrible.
*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]: Homestar says Marzipan's gift ideas are terrible and that he doesn't even want to see what she got him.
*[[date]]: An entire [[Strong Bad Email]] about an unsuccessful date with Homestar and Marzipan.
*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]: In the [[Halloween_Potion-ma-jig#End_1:_Tofu_Homestar|Tofu Homestar ending]], Homestar tells Marzipan, "That costume makes your butt look big."

===Marzipan offending Homestar===
*[[Marzipan#Character_Video_Transcript|Marzipan's Character Video]]: Marzipan says that she and Homestar are one hot item when says they are, after which she sometimes says "And today we are not."
*[[Sensitive to Bees]]: After Homestar says Marzipan can tell people that he sang with her, she responds, "No thanks!"

===Homestar and Marizpan Breaking Up===
*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]: Marzipan says she's breaking up with Homestar after he gives her pumpkin last place (although she learns later that it was really Strong Bad dressed as Homestar who gave her last place). 
*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]: Homestar breaks up with Marzipan on her answering machine because he believes that she told him to "go away and pick up sticks". He later realizes that this is untrue and seeks to cover up his rash message.
*[[lady...ing]]: Marizpan asks if she's broken up with Homestar yet, and he replies, "Yeah, a couple times."
*In their 2005 NPR interview the Brothers Chaps admit that Marzipan has broken up with Homestar Runner, he just has not realized it yet.

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