Editing Fortune Cookies

[[Image:fortunecookies.PNG|thumb|Seek your destiny!]]

A fun little "game" that gives you a new fortune every time you click on a fortune cookie. It used to be in the [[Museum]], but it was moved to the [[Handheld Games Menu]] when the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|game menu]] was remodeled.

'''Page Title:''' Homestar Runner Fortune Cookies
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== List of Fortunes ==
*Little things add up to a little bit.
*Try a little levitation.
*Start a little fire. A little one!
*Hey, it worked for Taft.
*Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
*You will spot a food store with your name. You aren't related.
*Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
*Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back. 
*Have a good time, all the time.
*Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
*Ask me about super-dooper savings.
*"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
*Your primary goal will be washing up.
*Lighten your load by doing less work.
*Length x width = height. No wait. I mean area.
*Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
*Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
*Girls shouldn't casually wear ball caps.
*You will tire of your mayonnaise and it will grow tired of you. 
*Homonyms will give you trouble at a social function.
*Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
*You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
*You've got something between your teeth. Something green. 
*Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
*Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants. 
*An authority figure will look at you through X-ray specs. 
*Make it great. Next time don't be late. 
*Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit. 
*Pay no attention to the man in parentheses.
*Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
*The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one. 
*Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
*A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks. 
*From now on, give only high-fives.
*It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
*Start putting stamps on all your emails.
*Greatness can be measured in arguments won.
*Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
*Buy me a sandwich.
*There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
*Stop listening to country music.
*The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
*You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks. 
*Don't skip school... skip class.
*<font color="yellow">Yellow text is hard to read.</font>
*Remember that time you lied to your mom?
*Begin saying 'toot' backwards. No one will ever know.
*It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
*A pillow fort simply cannot last.
*The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
*Gimme a dollar.
*Stop picking at it.
*It's not mean if it's hilarious.
*Will you go with me? Yes [ ]  No [ ]
*Treat others as if they treated you first.
*Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying. 
*Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
*Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
*[http://www.thoraxcorp.com www.thoraxcorp.com] 
*Maybe try and be a little funnier.
*A life of luxury will end in buxury.
*You suck so much, you don't suck.

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
[[Image:You very dead..png|thumb|right|You very dead.]]
[[Image:Youarenotasgoodasmostpeople.png|thumb|right|You are not as good as most people.]]
*Similar fortune cookies are used in an Easter egg for the [[Strong Bad Email]] "[[long pants]]".
*The slips of paper say "You are very [scribble - not sure] indeed." and "You are not as good as most people" before they are completely unraveled.
*When it asks "Will you go out with me?", you can check off either answer, but nothing happens.

===Inside References===
*The fortune cookie that reads www.thoraxcorp.com is an obvious reference to the [[Thorax Corporation]].

===Real-World References===
*The one about the paper clip may be a reference to one of the office assistants on Microsoft Word.
*"Pay no attention to the man in parentheses" is a reference to ''[[IMDB:tt0032138|The Wizard of Oz]]''.
*[[Wikipedia:William Howard Taft|William Howard Taft]] was the 27th president of the United States of America.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:fortune.html|play Fortune Cookies]]
*[[HR:fortune.swf|view the Flash file for Fortune Cookies]]

[[Category: Games]]