Count Longardeaux's Book
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== Known Records == | == Known Records == | ||
| - | *[[Strong Sad]]: Biggest Waste of | + | *[[Strong Sad]]: Biggest Waste of Dumping on my face |
*[[The King of Town]]: Least Healthiest (Man?) | *[[The King of Town]]: Least Healthiest (Man?) | ||
*[[Homsar]]: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | *[[Homsar]]: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | ||
Revision as of 01:26, 3 September 2005
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up by Strong Bad. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
- Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dumping on my face
- The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?)
- Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!
- Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad
- Marzipan: Pole Vault
- Bubs: Cutest Couple
- Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey"
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
