Cheerleader

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[[Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Cheer on Cheerleader]]
[[Image:tgs-cheer.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Cheer on Cheerleader]]
[[Image:Kiddie_Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Teeny Tiny Cheerleader]]
[[Image:Kiddie_Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Teeny Tiny Cheerleader]]
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'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]], she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole survivor of the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]]. She was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer.  She seems to like text shirts.
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'''Cheerleader''' is the leader of the [[Teen Girl Squad]]. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the [[Quarterback]] out in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], but got CEREBELLUM'D. [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]], when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age as [[So and So]], she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole survivor of the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|first issue]]. She was nearly the sole survivor of [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], but was apparently eaten "off camera" by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Shark|the shark]] at the end of the toon. Her real name is Virgin (ironically).  She seems to like text shirts.
Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).
Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).
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She apparently has a crush on [[Eh! Steve]], as referenced in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
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She apparently wants to have raunchy sex with [[Eh! Steve]], as referenced in [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]].
==Text on Shirts==
==Text on Shirts==
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* boy monger (Teen Girl Squad Menu)  
* boy monger (Teen Girl Squad Menu)  
* 2 cute (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
* 2 cute (Teen Girl Squad Menu)
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* tight pussy (SECRET TGS toon)
==Defining Traits==
==Defining Traits==

Revision as of 16:38, 8 May 2005

Cheer on Cheerleader
Teeny Tiny Cheerleader

Cheerleader is the leader of the Teen Girl Squad. All she thinks about is fashion and boys. She tried to ask the Quarterback out in Teen Girl Squad Issue 4, but got CEREBELLUM'D. Teen Girl Squad Issue 5, when she yelled at the boys about thinking she was the same age as So and So, she got SAILING MISHAP'D! She was the sole survivor of the first issue. She was nearly the sole survivor of Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but was apparently eaten "off camera" by the shark at the end of the toon. Her real name is Virgin (ironically). She seems to like text shirts.

Ironically, her pre-K counterpart in "Teeny Tiny Girl Squad" was the foodaholic "Fattycakes" because she eats lots and lots of chocolate bars. Her very own was "dipped in salt" (read: dropped in the sandbox).

She apparently wants to have raunchy sex with Eh! Steve, as referenced in HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!.

Contents

Text on Shirts

Defining Traits

  • Is a cheerleader (obviously), and has the spirit of one
  • Has had a growth spurt
  • Is boy-crazy
  • Has cool, rich parents
  • Wears a two-piece
  • Wants a pony
  • Listens to the top 40 hits
  • Was fat as a toddler

Hurt By

Filmography

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