User:Defender1031/CV/Homestar's Character Video
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Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad
Places: The Field
Date: ???
Running Time: ???
Page Title: Homerun Hitter!
[edit] Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me.... Homestar!... Runner!... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. {propeller cap twirls} And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. Or Homestar. Either one, really. They both fit.
{Strong Bad sticks his arm into the scene.}
STRONG BAD: {says one of the following lines, picked randomly}
- Don't forget "doofus"!
- Don't forget "moron"!
- Don't forget um... "Lionel Richie"!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. {turns around, sings while shaking his rear} Buttdance, buttda-a-ance!
[edit] Fun Facts
- Homestar shows off his butt dance again multiple times.
- Homestar could only hold his breath for about 3 seconds in Halloween Fairstival, but in the older Yearbook Character Page, he could hold his breath for about 11 seconds.
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