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</noinclude><div style="background-color: {{{bkgd|#CCFFCC}}}; border: 1px solid {{{border|#009900}}}; margin: 0.5em; padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">'''[[Strong Bad's Website|I'm pretty much the best at HTML]] but this page is still under construction.'''<br /><small>Purple Wrench is currently changing substantial content. As a courtesy, until this tag is removed please do not view this section unless absolutely necessary. You are still welcome to view other parts of the page.</small>
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_visor.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
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<nowiki>*</nowiki>Note: When this section returns it will look quite different, but the text content of the quotes will still be available. Following is the original description:
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''Spliced together from [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]. Updated 23 May 2016.''<noinclude><br />
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<small><nowiki>*</nowiki>Note: You may see a page on Google Sites asking you to click on the link to download; this is normal and should not cause any problems.</small>
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These quotes are usually different from the quotes provided by TBC. Most of them have mp3 downloads, which are in the best quality possible**. This was inspired by [[User:Venusy|Venusy]] but uses a different method of execution. I created a custom program <del>in Visual Basic .NET 2003</del> <ins>using a Python script in conjunction with Inkscape</ins> which creates a Quote Of The Week from any text and any picture, with an optional "get it!" button, at the correct size, 99% correct font spacing, and with an opaque speech bubble not present in the actual file... all without using ANY Macromedia/Adobe Flash! I may release the program at a later date (the main issue being <del>limited compatibility with newer versions of Windows and other operating systems</del> <ins>a clumsy setup, especially on Windows</ins>).
These quotes are usually different from the quotes provided by TBC. Most of them have mp3 downloads, which are in the best quality possible**. This was inspired by [[User:Venusy|Venusy]] but uses a different method of execution. I created a custom program <del>in Visual Basic .NET 2003</del> <ins>using a Python script in conjunction with Inkscape</ins> which creates a Quote Of The Week from any text and any picture, with an optional "get it!" button, at the correct size, 99% correct font spacing, and with an opaque speech bubble not present in the actual file... all without using ANY Macromedia/Adobe Flash! I may release the program at a later date (the main issue being <del>limited compatibility with newer versions of Windows and other operating systems</del> <ins>a clumsy setup, especially on Windows</ins>).
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<small>**Quotes not originally in the mp3 format (eg, DVD or YouTube audio) use: either a constant bitrate of 320kbps or a high-quality variable bitrate; a 44.1Khz sampling rate; and in mono when there is no appreciable audio separation. Quotes already in the mp3 format (eg, embedded Flash audio) are simply trimmed without re-encoding.</small>
<small>**Quotes not originally in the mp3 format (eg, DVD or YouTube audio) use: either a constant bitrate of 320kbps or a high-quality variable bitrate; a 44.1Khz sampling rate; and in mono when there is no appreciable audio separation. Quotes already in the mp3 format (eg, embedded Flash audio) are simply trimmed without re-encoding.</small>
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_linnell.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[different town#Commentary Transcript|the commentary for "different town"]]. Updated 2 April 2016.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_prooty.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_prooty.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|the strongbad_email.exe Disc Four main menu]]. Updated 26 March 2016.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_thestrong.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_thestrong.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[pizzaz]]. Updated 18 March 2016.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_bounce.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_bounce.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[secret recipes]]. Updated 9 March 2016.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_hallway.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_hallway.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[Fan Costumes 2015]]. Updated 24 November 2015.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_arrest.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_arrest.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. Updated 31 October 2015.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_rlylike.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_rlylike.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser]]. Updated 23 October 2015.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_baby.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_baby.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[sbemail206]]. Updated 25 May 2015.''
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_joob.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[Sample of Style]]. Updated 11 June 2010.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_zagnut.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_zagnut.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]. Updated 22 April 2010.''
 
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<div style="position: relative">http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotwfist.png
 
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<div style="position: absolute; left: 66px; top: 218px" class="plainlinks">[http://sites.google.com/site/purplewrench0/index/qotw_fist.mp3 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;]</div>
 
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''From [[the movies]]. Updated 13 April 2010.''
 
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Current revision as of 01:15, 28 August 2021

Quote Of The Week

I'm pretty much the best at HTML but this page is still under construction.
Purple Wrench is currently changing substantial content. As a courtesy, until this tag is removed please do not view this section unless absolutely necessary. You are still welcome to view other parts of the page.

*Note: When this section returns it will look quite different, but the text content of the quotes will still be available. Following is the original description:

These quotes are usually different from the quotes provided by TBC. Most of them have mp3 downloads, which are in the best quality possible**. This was inspired by Venusy but uses a different method of execution. I created a custom program in Visual Basic .NET 2003 using a Python script in conjunction with Inkscape which creates a Quote Of The Week from any text and any picture, with an optional "get it!" button, at the correct size, 99% correct font spacing, and with an opaque speech bubble not present in the actual file... all without using ANY Macromedia/Adobe Flash! I may release the program at a later date (the main issue being limited compatibility with newer versions of Windows and other operating systems a clumsy setup, especially on Windows).

**Quotes not originally in the mp3 format (eg, DVD or YouTube audio) use: either a constant bitrate of 320kbps or a high-quality variable bitrate; a 44.1Khz sampling rate; and in mono when there is no appreciable audio separation. Quotes already in the mp3 format (eg, embedded Flash audio) are simply trimmed without re-encoding.


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