User:Darth Katana X

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Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha.
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== Chewy Granola Bars! ==
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Ah, man. Yeltensic got banned! Well, he was actually more of a troll than I was when I got blocked, so, I guess they just had more mercy on him because he's so fun to argue with (although he ''does'' win the arguement every time).
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== Vandalize this userpage! ==
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No, really, have at it. Do whatever you want to it. Just nothing obscene, 'kay?
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All right, everyone seems to be intimidated about vandalizing my userpage. Well, don't worry! I'm serious! Edit it, ruin it, tear it to pieces! One rule, '''have fun'''!
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I'll demonstrate.
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Hi, I'm '''Darth Katana X'''! No, actually, I'm a totally lame dude and everybody hates me! I have no friends! I flunked shcool! I can't do anything right! You don't know me, stay out of my life!
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Oh yeah, and did I mention that I'm in a band with a cute girl? Here's a [http://musicweb.cz/data/2260/evanescence.jpg picture] of my band, man. I'm the one in the pink socks. Wait, well, you can't see the pink socks in the picture, but they have assorted Pokémon on them, and, uh, Bob Marley's head. You gotta have Bob Marley's head.
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See you next time on ''Pimp My Userpage''. And remember, kids, be reckless and not '''bold'''! (I'm kidding about that part, don't bother shoving your fist down my throat.)
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Current revision as of 07:38, 11 July 2010

Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha.

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