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| + | Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha. |
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| - | Darth Katana X
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| - | <div style="background-color:#fff; margin:20px;"><div class=usermessage>You have [[Crap|new crap]].</div>
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| - | [[Image:Stronglib hartman ss.jpg|thumb|300px|Butch Hartman is evil, deal with it]] Hello, this is obviously '''Darth Katana X''' speaking, and before I say anything I would like you to know that the only reason I have this account is because of the excellent sysop and my first friend from Homestar Runner Wiki, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]. Give it up for him!
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| - | I am, much like [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Brothers Chaps]], a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game aficionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.
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| - | In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for [[Wikipedia:Amazon.com|Amazon.com]], which I have recently [[deleted]]. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as [[Wikipedia:TV.com|TV.com]] and [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].
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| - | <small>I can't make a flippin' design for my user page - I don't have any ''skills''! That's why I used [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]'s design. A buttload of gangs are trying to recruit him, because he has computer hacking skills, gosh...</small>
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| - | == But Why Darth Katana X? ==
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| - | [[Image:DarthDrawing.jpg|thumb|200px|The envy of the Sith, as portrayed by [[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]].]][[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm always this stressed, isn't that great? [http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hurl.exe?clipid=090017302030006900&cid=600005 Run for cover!]]]
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| - | '''Darth Katana X''' is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via TV.com, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the [[Strong Bad Email]] series.
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| - | == My Trivial Goals ==
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| - | Here's some trivial goals - you ''are'' the weakest link!
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| - | * Write at least one article.
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| - | * Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - [http://www.fat-pie.com/ Fat Pie], [http://www.adultswim.com/ Insult Master] and [http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ Weebl & Bob] don't fit the bill.
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| - | * Check out [[Wikipedia:Red vs. Blue|Red vs. Blue]].
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| - | * Create a fake wiki for all the images I can't put on the wiki (not because they're inappropriate but because I don't have enough room) via [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! GeoCities|Yahoo! GeoCities]].
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| - | * Join the welcoming committee. I need to get serious about the recent changes patrol first.
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| - | * Revert at least one troll.
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| - | * Become a more respected user.
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| - | * Start filling the summary box for ''all'' edits I make, even edits to my own user space. Now that I've said that, I'm officially committed to always fill it in.
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| - | * Actually write "the grumblecake rigamarole."
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| - | And more to come.
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| - | === Stinko Pancake ===
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| - | "Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" — '''Stinkoman'''
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| - | Not for long, Stinkoman! My pal, Blade and I are gon team up and make a life sized, Stinkoman shaped pancake and send it in to [[The Brothers Chaps|The Chaps]] soon as possible. So, get ready for one huge pancake, everybody! Oh, and by the way, don't steal our idea.
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| - | === Nu Articles ===
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| - | These are some of the ideas for pages I've come up with. I advise you to tell me what you think of them on [[User talk:Darth Katana X|the talk page]], [mailto:masterthedisaster88@yahoo.com via e-mail] or wherever.
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| - | * [[Homestar Naked]] — The instance in which Homestar appears naked, with a censorship blur replacing his star shirt.
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| - | * [[The Cheat and Marzipan]] — The Cheat has a crush on Marzipan, which he expresses many times.
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| - | * [[Wannabes]] — Many characters in Homestar Runner model themselves after others, and are constantly trying to be up to par with them, be one of their friends, and also have a tendency to envy them. Some of these characters are 1-Up, Reynold and Maggot Man.
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| - | === Trivial Accomplishments ===
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| - | Here are some things I've accomplished since I wrote the "My Trivial Goals" section. Boring, yeah, but I've seen other people do it <small>- with more accomplishments than me<small><small>...thus making it more interesting...<small><small><small>with less puny text...<small><small><small><small>I like pie.</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small></small>
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| - | * Finally wrote a remark regarding the two stars from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
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| - | * Joined the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|recent changes patrol]].
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| - | * Overused the name "Stinkoman" in that last section, does that count?
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| - | * "DJ Dumpy Dump" remark - write'd!
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| - | I've done more than just that, but these are some of the things I'd accomplished at the time. Since then, I've done much more, and I'm too lazy to name it all, so just check out [[Special:Contributions/Darth_Katana_X|my contributions]] - a page which is (as of now) cluttered by posts defending the guestbooks, but it's interesting anyway. Yeah.
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| - | === The [[Grumblecakes|Grumblecake]] Rigamarole ===
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| - | One time, I lost sleep over forgetting to mark a correction of spelling as ''minor''. The loss of sleep was so tragic that it was eventually code named, '''The Grumblecake Rigamarole'''. If I were that dedicated nowadays, this site would be a whole lot better - the end!
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| - | If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, [mailto:masterthedisaster88@yahoo.com send me your e-mail] and I'll more than likely flip you off.
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| - | == Cool Sites ==
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| - | Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I.* And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.
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| - | === John Reuben - 01/02/06 ===
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| - | :Dear Darth Katana X, | + | |
| - | :How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
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| - | :1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
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| - | :2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
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| - | :3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
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| - | :Later,
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| - | :Albin J. (from Maryland)
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| - | I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - [http://www.johnreuben.com/DoNot_112k.mov this]! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, [http://www.johnreuben.com/ here's where to get it]. | + | |
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| - | === The Onion - 01/08/06 ===
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| - | I haven't been there since last summer, but I thought you guys might want to check it out. It's just a bunch of fake stuff, but I can say that "people who like The Onion like Homestar" because all of my friends like 'em both and so do I. Just a warning, there's some pretty nasty stuff there. Well, [http://www.theonion.com/ here's where to get that].
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| - | === Hydrous³ - 01/17/06 ===
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| - | Here's some really awesome photography by Ethan Trewhitt. I don't know what more to say but that - I mean, this cat could make some serious moolah off this stuff. Oh, and be sure to check out the archive and see if you can find something familiar. [http://www.hydrous.net/ Check it out, check it out, check it out].
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| - | === Videogame Fandatabase - 1/19/06 ===
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| - | All right, I know you're thinking that my schedule for posting links is officially unorganized now, but [http://www.geocities.com/data4fans/ check this]! Sure, it's under construction right now, but there's a whole slew of old pages to check out - which are so old they are new! Maybe you forgot! Totally awesome site, highly recommended, especially since I made it with my homies. If you find any errors on the site, have any questions or whatever, let me know on [[User_talk:Darth_Katana_X|the talk page]].
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| - | === UFO Catcher - 2/03/06 ===
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| - | I know it took me forever to get something new up, but I'm back with a vengeance this time! I know this site might seem kind of babyish or girly for me, but real video game heads aren't afraid of something cute. After all, if it's Japanese, it rocks. Period. Here's a site with some awesome dolls from video games, anime and Disney movies. It's also kind of cool to look at Japanese toys of Western stuff like Sesame Street just for the heck of it. Do they really call him Cookie Mon? It's disappointing that they don't have any cabbit toys, though. Ah, well. [http://www.ufocatcher.net/ Here's where to get it! Yatta!]
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| - | Next time on Cool Sites, hip-hop beats!
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| - | <font size="1">* As much as I'm obsessed with the Internet, sometimes I halfta rage against it.</font>
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Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha.
