User:Ahh'm a trendy tote bag
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Dear Haddiman,
To begin, I have had many accounts, but have been irresponsible, and forgot them. These have been, pooooossum..., and Da' Cheese. I honestly don't know how,but Da' Cheese just "mysteriously" dissapeared so, I have made a new account to satisfy my insatiable Homestarrunner desires. I will give credit to It's Dot Com for helping me with everything I know.
Crapfully yours,
Ryan S.
Strongbad: Who the crap is Haddiman?
DELETED!
DELORTED!!!