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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail58.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="17" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Here I go once again with the email. Every week I hope that it's from a female.</line>
  <line start="78" end="107" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! It's not from a female.</line>
  <line start="177" end="189" speaker="strongbad">Hmm, OK.</line>
  <line start="343" end="382" speaker="strongbad">To begin, draw an 'S', for snake...</line>
  <line start="388" end="417" speaker="strongbad">...or...dragon. Whatever.</line>
  <line start="422" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Next, we'll draw a more different S.</line>
  <line start="462" end="505" speaker="strongbad">For the head, put a top mark on a long V.</line>
  <line start="521" end="588" speaker="strongbad">Then you add some legs, draw on a couple of arms, and...</line>
  <line start="589" end="642" speaker="strongbad">Woah... wait a minute. I think I need to start over.</line>
  <line start="650" end="678" speaker="strongbad">This thing doesn't look... natural.</line>
  <line start="694" end="739" speaker="strongbad">Okay, starting again, the same way. S, more different S.</line>
  <line start="745" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Close it up real good at the top for his head,</line>
  <line start="775" end="846" speaker="strongbad">and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.</line>
  <line start="857" end="932" speaker="strongbad">Then, you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.</line>
  <line start="938" end="971" speaker="strongbad">Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.</line>

  <line start="981" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.</line>
  <line start="1035" end="1049" speaker="strongbad">Now he needs a name.</line>
  <line start="1058" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">How about...</line>
  <line start="1077" end="1123" speaker="strongbad">"Trogdor the Burninator"!</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.</line>
  <line start="1270" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">All right! Whatta you got for me, Coach Z?</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1335" speaker="coachz">Take a look there! I think she's lookin' pretty good!</line>
  <line start="1347" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">I said consummate V's! <em>Consummate!</em> Geez.</line>
  <line start="1400" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.</line>
  <line start="1436" end="1447" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">That <em>happened</em> once!</line>
  <line start="1448" end="1484" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.</line>
  <line start="1517" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Get outta my house!</line>
  <line start="1535" end="1575" speaker="homsar">I do what I'm told...</line>
  <line start="1581" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.</line>
  <line start="1611" end="1654" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too.</line>
  <line start="1655" end="1695" speaker="strongsad">I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and...</line>
  <line start="1696" end="1711" speaker="strongbad">I'll improve on your methods!</line>

  <line start="1712" end="1719" speaker="strongsad">What?</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1757" speaker="strongsad">That's not an improvement!</line>
  <line start="1758" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Bwahahaha! Trogdor strikes again!</line>
  <line start="1801" end="1885" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</line>
  <line start="1889" end="1914" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Trogdor was a man!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean...</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He was a dragon-man!</line>
  <line start="1983" end="2031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, maybe he was just a dragon.</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um...</line>
  <line start="2066" end="2164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But he was still TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</line>
  <line start="2170" end="2205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the countryside!</line>
  <line start="2212" end="2249" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the peasants!</line>
  <line start="2255" end="2287" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating all the people,</line>
  <line start="2293" end="2402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!! THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!</line>
  <line start="2410" end="2461" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!</line>
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