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   <line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!</line>
   <line start="65" end="140" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I am the president of a fraternity, and I was wondering if you would come to our next party.</line>
   <line start="142" end="200" speaker="strongbad">It's gonna be a theme party, so it won't happen for awhile, until we can think of a good theme.</line>
   <line start="203" end="260" speaker="strongbad">Can you think of one? Thanks. Matt, Rochester, NY"</line>
   <line start="264" end="325" speaker="strongbad">Look fratty, I'm not comin' to your party. But I do have a pretty good idea for the theme.</line>
   <line start="328" end="377" speaker="strongbad">I think you guys should throw a "FRAT PARTY." Yeah.</line>
   <line start="378" end="422" speaker="strongbad">And you could all come in baseball hats from the college that you go to.</line>
   <line start="426" end="485" speaker="strongbad">And khaki pants with a tucked-in t-shirt from the party that you threw last month.</line>
   <line start="486" end="570" speaker="strongbad">And at some point get the guy with kinda long hair to whip out his acoustic guitar and play everybody some white blues.</line>
   <line start="573" end="642" speaker="strongbad">And then you could get a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones and invite a buncha skinny blonde girls...</line>
   <line start="649" end="717" speaker="strongbad">Woah. This party's sounding pretty good, actually. Count me in, bra.</line>
   <line start="720" end="791" speaker="strongbad">So I guess I'm goin' to this frat party. That's pretty hilarious. Well, see ya next week.</line>
   <line start="818" end="845" speaker="strongbad">One, two, three, four</line>
   <line start="846" end="876" speaker="strongbad">Circles</line>
   <line start="886" end="963" speaker="strongbad">She's spinning me around in circles again</line>
   <line start="966" end="1008" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that skinny blonde girl</line>
   <line start="1040" end="1084" speaker="strongbad">Something about the ages</line>
   <line start="1111" end="1163" speaker="strongbad">I failed college algebra again</line>
   <line start="1188" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">That skinny blonde girl</line>
   <line start="1238" end="1312" speaker="strongbad">And the circles and the ages and the ages</line>
   <line start="1330" end="1340" speaker="strongbad">Beautiful!</line>
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