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    <line start="15" end="104" speaker="strongbad">Ow ow ow... Ow ow oww... Ow ow owww... Email...</line>
    <line start="110" end="169" speaker="strongbad">"Dear S to the B, I noticed that you always have an extra plug socket open under your desk.</line>
    <line start="172" end="236" speaker="strongbad">Isn't there something cool you could plug in there? Simcity, Justin Corcoran, MASS"</line>
    <line start="247" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Awww, I hate getting these mass emails!</line>
    <line start="283" end="350" speaker="strongbad">REMOVE ME! UNSUBSCRIBE! TAKE ME OFFA LIST!</line>
    <line start="364" end="404" speaker="strongbad">Well HUGE to the DORK, your timing couldn't be more perfect,</line>
    <line start="405" end="466" speaker="strongbad">as I just received my new electric boots in the mail today. Check out these features.</line>
    <line start="477" end="509" speaker="strongbad">No fewer than 8 lights flashing at any given time!</line>
    <line start="518" end="562" speaker="strongbad">Whisper quiet, and, uh, check out that guy dancing with that hot girl.</line>
    <line start="567" end="603" speaker="strongbad">That's gonna be me at the club, and the hot girl will be The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="607" end="630" speaker="strongbad">Er, I mean, an actual hot girl!</line>
    <line start="640" end="695" speaker="strongbad">Hey there, fruit pie...the magician. Wanna dance?</line>
    <line start="704" end="762" speaker="strongbad">Yes, I would like to be your girlfriend based solely on your awesome boots.</line>
    <line start="777" end="799" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat, let's do this.</line>
    <line start="801" end="808" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="818" end="840" speaker="sfx">loud, vacuum-cleaner-like humming starts</line>
    <line start="841" end="876" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Check out those lights! They're flashing!</line>
    <line start="882" end="890" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="895" end="924" speaker="strongbad">I said check out the flashing lights!</line>
    <line start="926" end="947" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="963" end="993" speaker="strongbad">Hey, where are you going? Wait up!</line>
    <line start="1019" end="1048" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna need an extension cord!</line>
    <line start="1067" end="1098" speaker="strongbad">Attention all interested ladies:</line>
    <line start="1102" end="1130" speaker="strongbad">Please have electrical sockets installed</line>
    <line start="1131" end="1196" speaker="strongbad">every 5 feet before inviting me over to your apartment or dormroom.</line>
    <line start="1202" end="1219" speaker="strongbad">So, I guess I'm awex—</line>
    <line start="1220" end="1241" speaker="strongbad">SOME IS THE REASON WHY—</line>
    <line start="1242" end="1280" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. I guess these boots suck up a lot of energy.</line>
    <line start="1285" end="1344" speaker="strongbad">Maybe that's what "solid state" means. I suppose I can stop typing now.</line>
    <line start="1352" end="1383" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna need some help finishing this email without power.</line>
    <line start="1393" end="1413" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughing</line>
    <line start="1414" end="1426" speaker="strongbad">What are you guys watching?</line>
    <line start="1427" end="1437" speaker="strongsad">Shhh!</line>
    <line start="1447" end="1468" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">laughing</line>
    <line start="1469" end="1514" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV?</line>
    <line start="1515" end="1582" speaker="homestar">Hey, has it started yet? I brought some popcorn! Dang, Strong Bad, I like your boots.</line>
    <line start="1583" end="1630" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm going to need some help finishing up this email. Can somebody give me a hand?</line>
    <line start="1631" end="1665" speaker="strongmad">WHEN THIS IS OVER!</line>
    <line start="1686" end="1737" speaker="strongbad">Well, whatever your name was, the boots are back in action, and so am I.</line>
    <line start="1742" end="1788" speaker="strongbad">I can already tell they're gonna be a hit when I wear them to da club this weekend.</line>
    <line start="1792" end="1841" speaker="strongbad">The ladies can't resist flashing lights and an obnoxiously loud hum!</line>
    <line start="1847" end="1870" speaker="strongbad">All right, Strong Mad! Go!</line>
    <line start="1871" end="1906" speaker="strongmad">GRAAAAAAAAL!</line>
    <line start="2027" end="2038" speaker="strongbad">Way to go, guys!</line>
    <line start="2041" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">I doubt anyone could tell the difference between a regular email and this unplugged email!</line>
    <line start="2103" end="2168" speaker="strongbad">Now keep holdin' it! Nobody move! Gonna be a long week!</line>
    <line start="2268" end="2289" speaker="homestar">I really got. I really gotta pee.</line>
    <line start="2293" end="2317" speaker="homestar">I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</line>
    <line start="2318" end="2339" speaker="homestar">I really got. I really gotta pee.</line>
    <line start="2344" end="2368">
        <homestar>I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</homestar>
        <strongsad>I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</strongsad>
    <line start="2370" end="2390">
        <homestar>I really got. I really gotta pee.</homestar>
        <strongsad>I really got. I really gotta pee.</strongsad>
    <line start="2395" end="2419">
        <homestar>I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</homestar>
        <strongsad>I really got. I really gotta pee pee.</strongsad>
    <line start="2423" end="2450" speaker="strongbad">That is a disgusting song.</line>
    <line start="2461" end="2500" speaker="kingoftown">This electricity bill is pretendous!</line>
    <line start="2515" end="2582" speaker="singers">All is on! Feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it! All is o—</line>
    <line start="2592" end="2638" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's keep this party movin'! On to the next club!</line>
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