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  <line start="131" end="143" speaker="thecheat">interrogative The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="144" end="192" speaker="strongbad">I didn't do anything! I just turned it on, tried to check my email,</line>
  <line start="193" end="232" speaker="strongbad">and then it started smokin' and shakin' it like it was Friday night!</line>
  <line start="233" end="255" speaker="thecheat">more interrogative The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="256" end="312" speaker="strongbad">Back up my files?! Are you kidding? Is that a real thing you have to do?</line>
  <line start="313" end="365" speaker="strongbad">I always thought that that was just like... you know, a figure of speech.</line>
  <line start="366" end="386" speaker="thecheat">irate, incredulous The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="387" end="456" speaker="strongbad">I dunno, like "Wake up and smell the coffee," or "See ya later, alligator!"</line>
  <line start="457" end="487" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="488" end="556" speaker="strongbad">Oh, great! So my computer's dead. This almost never happens to me!</line>
  <line start="557" end="609" speaker="homestar">What's up, my ho-may? Ew, what's that smell?</line>
  <line start="610" end="666" speaker="homestar">Did Mancuso at Accounting put his three-hole punch in the microwave again? That guy sucks!</line>
  <line start="667" end="690" speaker="strongbad">Oh, get outta here, man!</line>
  <line start="691" end="737" speaker="homestar">No, not yet. So, did you get that email that I forwarded to everyone</line>
  <line start="738" end="774" speaker="homestar">in the company and their families and their high school friends?</line>
  <line start="775" end="826" speaker="strongbad">No! Can't you see my computer and I are having domestic problems?</line>
  <line start="827" end="875" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, you should check it out right now.</line>
  <line start="876" end="957" speaker="homestar">It has a 3-gig hilarious file attachment attached to it. It's one of the funniest emails I've forwarded this week!</line>
  <line start="958" end="1002" speaker="strongbad">3-gig attachment?! Oh, no wonder!</line>
  <line start="1003" end="1056" speaker="homestar">When you get that mess fixed, check out that attachment. The file's called</line>
  <line start="1057" end="1110" speaker="homestar">"catonfire, underscore, fallingfromanairplane, dot e-x-e".</line>
  <line start="1111" end="1163" speaker="homestar">I'm not gonna tell you what it is, but trust me you got to check it out!</line>
  <line start="1164" end="1241" speaker="homestar">I was ROTF all over the place when I saw that. Anyways, I'm gonna go see what Gunderson thought of it.</line>
  <line start="1242" end="1285" speaker="homestar">That guy doesn't suck. See ya later, alligator!</line>
  <line start="1286" end="1320" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, back up your files.</line>
  <line start="1338" end="1359" speaker="strongbad">(coughing)</line>
  <line start="1360" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">Wah! That's the worst computer explosion I've ever seen! Is there anything I can salvage?!</line>
  <line start="1446" end="1515" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I think I can see some of the third-quarter analysis spreadsheet in there.</line>
  <line start="1516" end="1555" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Is that my buddy list?! I gotta back that up!</line>
  <line start="1556" end="1660" speaker="strongbad">Sweep some of this in here... my buddy list... The Cheat, Strong Mad... buddies...</line>
  <line start="1732" end="1745" speaker="other">Wooooo!</line>
  <line start="1800" end="1846" speaker="other">Dude, is that falling cat on fire?</line>
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