Subtitles:20041122 broken compy menu/en

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  <line start="112" end="147" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You want <em>how</em> much? That's preposterous!</line>
  <line start="150" end="211" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways? A Bubsness?</line>
  <line start="214" end="250" speaker="homestar">Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister!</line>
  <line start="259" end="286" speaker="bubs">Doot doot doo... all right, I'm back!</line>
  <line start="287" end="296" speaker="homestar">Oh! Nothing!</line>
  <line start="298" end="315" speaker="bubs">Who were you just talkin' to?</line>
  <line start="318" end="371" speaker="homestar">Um, nobody? Everybody? Strong... Mad?</line>
  <line start="374" end="408" speaker="bubs">Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?</line>
  <line start="411" end="440" speaker="homestar">Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to you.</line>
  <line start="449" end="462" speaker="homestar">He flew away.</line>
  <line start="465" end="498" speaker="bubs">Homestar, did you come up here for a reason?</line>
  <line start="505" end="519" speaker="homestar">Um, freedom?</line>
  <line start="523" end="528" speaker="bubs">What?</line>
  <line start="532" end="623" speaker="homestar">Liberty! I mean, savings? Milk! Eggs! A low-priced automobile!</line>
  <line start="625" end="660" speaker="bubs">Well, why didn't you say so? I've got one right here!</line>
  <line start="662" end="693" speaker="bubs">Just in! Fresh from the factory goodness!</line>
  <line start="742" end="769" speaker="homestar">Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?</line>
  <line start="772" end="803" speaker="bubs">Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to you.</line>
  <line start="805" end="839" speaker="bubs">You're not gonna find a better deal.</line>
  <line start="847" end="898" speaker="homestar">Sold! Sold! Sold!</line>
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