SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

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The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.

Ingredients

• Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
• Globule of semi-solid licorice colloid
• Channel of liquid nougat
• Solid crispety cookety log
• Rich, creamy pepperoni
• Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
• BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate

Appearances

• Email candy product