Homestarmy

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Homestarmy

The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!
Active	January 5, 2004—Present
Allegiance	Free Country, USA
Headquarters	The Stick
Motto	Do You Has?
Price	$5.00 (USD)
Members	Homestar Runner Frank Bennedetto Strong Sad Homsar Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife
Duties	Invading Strong Badia Monitoring Labor Day
Equipment	Orange Spoon (Colonels only) Orange Bowls

The Homestarmy is a fighting force led by Colonel Homestar Runner (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two-bit wrestle man and his yellow dog, and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of Free Country, USA's more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of Strong Bad. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.

In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade Strong Badia, resulting in the fiasco known as The Battle of Strong Badia. The only casualty was Third-Style Private Bennedetto, a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.

"Don't you die on me!"

It appears that orange Tupperware bowls are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting". The current status of the Homestarmy is unknown.

Members

• Homestar Runner - Colonel (Leader)
• Frank Bennedetto - Third-Style Private
• Homsar - Rank Unknown
• Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife - Rank Unknown
• Strong Sad - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.

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Appearances

• Debut: Email army
• Labor Dabor
• Wallpaper: armywallpaper3.jpg