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| - | |+<big><big>'''Homestarmy'''</big></big>
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| - | | align=center | [[Image:homestarmy.png|230px|Homestarmy]]<br><small>The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!</small>
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| - | | '''Active''' || [[army|January 5, 2004]]—Present
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| - | | '''Allegiance''' || [[Free Country, USA]]
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| - | | '''Headquarters''' || [[The Stick]]
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| - | | '''Motto''' || Do You Has?
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| - | | '''Membership Cost''' || Five Bucks
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| - | | '''Members''' || [[Homestar Runner]]<br>[[Frank Bennedetto]]<br>[[Strong Sad]]<br>[[Homsar]]<br>[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]]
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| - | | '''Duties''' || [[The Battle of Strong Badia|Invading]] [[Strong Badia]]<br>[[Labor Dabor|Monitoring]] [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]]
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| - | | '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Wooden Spoon|Orange Wooden Spoon]] (Colonels only)<br>[[Orange Bowl and Spoon#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]]
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| - | The '''Homestarmy''' is a fighting force led by Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is a group of "[[Lack of Visible Arms|No-armed]] forces" limited to the few who are sick and tired of "playing second-fiddle to a two-bit [[Wrestleman|wrestle man]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]]", and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.
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| - | [[Image:Fallen_Ben.PNG|thumb|left|200px|"Don't you die on me!"]]
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| - | In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade [[Strong Badia]], resulting in the military fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Frank Bennedetto|Third-Style Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.
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| - | With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]], ensuring that no one worked on [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]].
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| - | Homestar tried to recruit new members for the Homestarmy at the [[more armies|Vaguely Military Career Fair]], saying that he was looking for people that came from "a long line of five bucks-havers".
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| - | It appears that [[Orange Bowl and Spoon|orange Tupperware bowls]] are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting".
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| - | ==Members==
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| - | *[[Homestar Runner]] - [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)
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| - | *[[Frank Bennedetto]] - Third-Style [[Wikipedia:Private (rank)|Private]]
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| - | *[[Homsar]] - Rank Unknown
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| - | *[[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] - Rank Unknown
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| - | *[[Strong Sad]] - Rank Unknown, although he is known to play back cheers on a tape player while at rallies, and even blatantly disobeyed Homestar's orders by calling "Hold the line!" after Homestar ordered a retreat.
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]
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| - | *[[Labor Dabor]]
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| - | *Email [[more armies]]
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| - | [[Category:Homestarmy|*]]
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| - | [[Category:Strong Badia]]
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