Halloween Hide & Seek Responses

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These are all of the responses in Halloween Hide & Seek.

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents 1 Title screen 2 Intro 3 Generic Item Use Messages 3.1 Ladder 3.2 Punkin 3.3 Whatsit Dipped Punkin 3.4 Car Key 3.5 Latte 3.6 Shovel 3.7 Trampo 3.8 Jibblies Painting 3.9 Skateboard 4 Spooky Woods 4.1 Treehole 4.1.1 Interact 4.1.2 Ladder 4.1.3 Jibblies Painting 4.1.4 Any other item 4.2 Spooky, Leafy Tree 4.2.1 Interact 4.2.2 Ladder 4.2.3 Trampo 4.2.4 Jibblies Painting 4.2.5 Any other item 4.3 OffscreenVoice 4.4 Ladder 4.4.1 Interact 4.4.1.1 Syd Getman! 4.4.1.2 Syd Useman! 4.4.2 Any item 4.5 To The Field 4.6 To Bubs' Concession Stand 5 Inside the Spooky, Leafy Tree 5.1 Upon entering (first time only) 5.2 Strong Sad 5.2.1 Interact 5.2.1.1 You look shady! 5.2.1.2 This tree... 5.2.1.3 Found You 5.2.2 Any item 5.3 ??? 5.4 Climb back down 6 Bubs' Concession Stand 6.1 Punkin 6.1.1 Interact 6.2 Bubs' Conces5ion Stand 6.2.1 Interact 6.2.2 Ladder 6.2.3 Any other item 6.3 Real Nice Wall 6.3.1 Interact 6.3.2 Ladder 6.4 The King of Town 6.4.1 Interact 6.4.1.1 Are you hiding? 6.4.1.2 Why you bouncin? 6.4.1.3 Found You! 6.4.2 Pumpakin 6.4.3 Jibblies Painting 6.4.4 Any other item 6.5 trampoline 6.5.1 Interact 6.5.1.1 Syd Getman 6.5.1.2 Syd Bounceman 6.6 Sign 6.6.1 Interact 6.7 Behind the Bubs' 7 Behind Bubs' Concession Stand 7.1 Strong Mad 7.1.1 Interact 7.1.1.1 Found You... 7.1.1.2 Can you move? 7.1.1.3 Witch's Brew 7.1.1.4 Never you mind 7.1.2 Jibblies Painting 7.2 Um, DOOR. 7.2.1 Interact 7.3 The Cheat 7.3.1 Interact 7.4 skateboard 7.4.1 Interact 7.5 Li'l Note 7.5.1 Interact 7.6 Inside Bubs' 7.6.1 Interact 7.7 Back2Front 8 On top of Bubs' Concession Stand 8.1 Pom Pom 8.1.1 Interact 8.1.1.1 Cup of tea? 8.1.1.2 That li'l pipe? 8.1.1.3 Found You... 8.1.2 Jibblies Painting 8.1.3 Latte 8.1.4 Any other item 8.2 exhaust pipe 8.2.1 Interact 8.2.2 Latte 8.2.3 Any other item 8.3 Back Downer 9 Outside the King of Town's Castle 9.1 Pile 'o Whatsit 9.1.1 Interact 9.1.2 Punkin 9.1.3 Whatsit Dipped Punkin 9.1.4 Shovel 9.1.5 Trampo 9.2 Window 9.2.1 Interact 9.2.2 Ladder 9.2.3 Trampo 9.3 Cursed Earth 9.3.1 Interact 9.3.2 Punkin 9.3.3 Whatsit Dipped Punkin 9.3.4 Shovel 9.3.5 Trampo 9.4 Jibblies Painting 9.4.1 Interact 9.5 trampo 9.5.1 Interact 9.6 Brick 9.6.1 Interact 9.7 Bubs 9.7.1 Interact 9.7.1.1 Say Bubs 9.7.1.2 Taco Man Came By 9.7.1.3 Found You! 10 Inside the King of Town's Castle 10.1 Strong Bad 10.1.1 Interact 10.1.1.1 Cool chair! 10.1.1.2 The Cheat? 10.1.1.3 Found You! 10.1.2 Skateboard 10.2 Window 10.3 Jibblies Painting 10.4 Any other item 11 The Field 11.1 To Spooky Woods 11.2 Gremlin 11.2.1 Interact 11.2.2 Car Key 11.3 Inside Gremlin 11.3.1 Interact 11.3.2 Pull trunk release 11.3.3 Get latte 11.4 Coach Z 11.4.1 Interact 11.4.1.1 How long? 11.4.1.2 Any other tips? 11.4.1.3 Found You! 11.5 To Marzipan's 12 Marzipan's House 12.1 Bushberry 12.1.1 Any Item 12.2 The Poopsmith 12.2.1 Interact 12.2.1.1 Your button... 12.2.1.2 How's that bush? 12.2.1.3 Homsar? 12.2.1.4 Found You! 12.3 Marzipan's Door 12.3.1 Punkin 12.3.2 Whatsit Covered Punkin 12.4 To Gremlin 13 Ending 13.1 The King of Town 13.2 Marzipan 13.3 Strong Bad 13.4 The Poopsmith 13.5 Pom Pom 13.6 Homsar 13.7 Strong Mad 13.8 Bubs 13.9 The Cheat 13.10 Coach Z 13.11 Strong Sad

Title screen

{A "Made with Unity" logo, followed by a Videlectrix logo (with "idelectrix" written below a giant V) appear in turn. Cut to silhouettes of the main characters.}

Halloween Hide & Seek
a "playable" ween "toon"
Made with Unity and Adventure Creator.
Click anywheres to start

{The last two lines alternate every few seconds until the screen is clicked. From here on out, a score out of 11 is displayed in the upper-right.}

Intro

{Homestar Runner walks into the Spooky Woods and looks around.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw man! Everybody hid before I could see how they dressed up this year! How will I tell them how much I really like their [INSERT INCORRECT INTERPRETATION] costume?! That's like half my whole deal! I gotta go find everybody everybody!

Generic Item Use Messages

Ladder

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No need for a ladder there.

Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why should I punkinate that?

Whatsit Dipped Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I feel like this grodybomb has one specific purpose. And that ain't it, kid.

Car Key

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and and say this prolly needs to be used on a car.

Latte

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need the nastiest thing ever.

Shovel

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I just can't dig it!

Trampo

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need any bouncin.

Jibblies Painting

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to give THAT the Jibblies.

Skateboard

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That doesn't need to get totally shredded.

Spooky Woods

Treehole

Interact

{first time only}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A treehole! I love peepin in treeholes! Hey! There's an old car key in here! It's a cartreekeyhole!

{The Car Key is added to the inventory.}

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now it's just full of old dead cool stuff that I can't click on.

Ladder

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, I don't need to get up in this tree. I can tell what a drag it is from down here. No leaves, no fruit, not even a wretched old crow to pluck out bits o' my brain.

Jibblies Painting

{Homestar places the painting on the tree over the hole.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There. I hung it up. It's still terrifying. I'ma take it down.

{Homestar removes the painting from the tree.}

Any other item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't need to put anything in the treehole.

Spooky, Leafy Tree

Interact

{before Strong Sad has been found}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Mother Brain. How's it amygdalin'?

OFFSCREEN VOICE: I'm not a brain! I'm a spooky tree with dramatic Halloween lighting! Er- I mean, never mind. Trees can't talk! Now leemee lone!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hmm...

---

{after Strong Sad has been found}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: This thing is either the end boss from a shmup or a giant broccoli. Or both!

Ladder

{Homestar places the ladder along the tree}

Trampo

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The ladder's the best way to get up inst.

Jibblies Painting

{before Strong Sad has been found}

OFFSCREEN VOICE: No way. Get that thing away from me. Er, from us. The collective tree consciousness, I mean. Cause I'm just a tree and go away.

---

{after Strong Sad has been found}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I shan't.

Any other item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That is simply NOT a very good idea.

OffscreenVoice

{This appears if the cursor is moved to the top of the tree, but cannot be interacted with.}

Ladder

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get that ladder? Or use that ladder? Syd Getman or Syd Useman?

Syd Getman!

{Homestar picks up the ladder and places it in the inventory}

Syd Useman!

{Homestar climbs the ladder, placing him Inside the Spooky, Leafy Tree.}

Any item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The only thing I need to use with that ladder is my own dang self!

To The Field

{Homestar walks to The Field}

To Bubs' Concession Stand

{Homestar walks to Bubs' Concession Stand}

Inside the Spooky, Leafy Tree

Upon entering (first time only)

{Homestar walks up on an enormous branch with similarly-enormous leaves}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It is WAY more spacious up here than I thought! I love King's Quest spatial physics!

Strong Sad

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

You look shady!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gee, Strong Sad, you sure look shady! All blazered up and hiding in a tree that doesn't obey the laws of time and space. One might think...

STRONG SAD: Don't say it...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...that you were tying to sell me...

STRONG SAD: Don't finish that sentence!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Some Witch's Brew!!

This tree...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So what is the actual deal with this tree?

STRONG SAD: Oh, you know, just your standard threshold between realms. Where reality is thin and the Other Side begins to poke through. It might make your wildest fantasies come true, or it might drive you MAD!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I said "the actual deal."

STRONG SAD: I dunno. Prolly some forced perspective or summat.

Found You

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I found you totally found you, Strong Sad! Now to reveal your weirdly pedestrian costume!

STRONG SAD: My soul is ready.

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Sad as Mike Dawson (Darkseed)". Strong Sad disappears and a point is added.}

Any item

STRONG SAD: Please don't foist that upon me. I have a strict no-foisting policy.

???

{Homsar falls out of the tree and lands on the branch in front of Homestar}

HOMSAR: aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal found object. I right-clicked when I shoulda lept.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I just found you so you can leap to this splash screen!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Homsar as Gnome (Samorost)". Homsar disappears and a point is added.}

Climb back down

{Homestar returns to the Spooky Woods}

Bubs' Concession Stand

Punkin

Interact

Homestar Runner: Ooh! A perfectly good pumpakin. I takes it!

{The Punkin is added to the inventory}

Bubs' Conces5ion Stand

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The whole place is empty. 'Cept for a little note on the back door that I can't read from here. *sigh* If only Original Bubs were still around. HE'D be able to see that note from here!

Ladder

HOMESTAR RUNNER: If I wanna scale Bubs' Conces5ion Stand, I should find a flatter surface.

Any other item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That won't help me read that note back there. Which is really all I'm try'na do at this point. I don't need to just be chuckin stuff inside Bubs' stand.

Real Nice Wall

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang! Dang DANG! That's a real nice wall!

Ladder

{Homestar places the ladder down}

The King of Town

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

Are you hiding?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, King of Town, you do known you're s'posed to be hiding, right?

THE KING OF TOWN: Aw dang! You knew it was me? I was hoping that me doing actual physical activity would throw you off.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I won't lie, I'm astounded your heart hasn't exploded

THE KING OF TOWN: I also swallowed a defibrillator earlier so I'm good!

Why you bouncin?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's with all the bouncin? You tryin' to twees it out?

THE KING OF TOWN: I accidentally swallowed a whole wrapped Take 5 Bar. I'm tryin to bounce it back up so I can savor it this time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Entirely gross!

Found You!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Big surprise, I found you. Now go wait on silhouette hill!

THE KING OF TOWN: Whatever. BOING!

{The King of Town bounces away. A screen then appears while a jingle plays. "You found The King of Town as The Antwerp (Heroes Quest)". The King of Town disappears and a point is added.

Pumpakin

THE KING OF TOWN: Oh of course. If it's food, you must give it to the King." I'll have you know there are two food-related items in this game and you don't give me EITHER!

Jibblies Painting

THE KING OF TOWN: Oh no, I'm not falling for that again. The giblets were a LIE!

Any other item

THE KING OF TOWN: Bouncy King don't need it. Bouncy King don't want it.

trampoline

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Should I get this trampo or bounce this trampo? Syd Getman or Syd Bounceman?

Syd Getman

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I will tuck this entire trampoline in my boot.

{The Trampo is added to the inventory}

Syd Bounceman

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! I'm gonna bounce so fuuuun! I'm gonna bounce so gwaaate!

{Homestar jumps on the trampoline and starts bouncing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Seriously! I'm getting some serious air!

{Homestar stops bouncing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And a fun time was had by all. {if Pom Pom wasn't found yet} And I think I saw someone on Bubs' roof when I was up there.

Sign

Interact

{first time only}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've always wanted to rearrange those letters to spell sumpin new. Sumpin liiiike: BEST BAND CONCUS5IONS.

---

{selected randomly}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: SUNDANCE BOB CONSI5TS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: SCABS BEND CONTU5IONS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: DEBT BANS CONUS5IONS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONDUCT NBA BOS5INESS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: CONSONANTS CUBE 5 DIBS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: NICO BONDS SUB5TANCES?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: SNOB BUNDT ACCES5IONS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BASSDUB CONNECTIONS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: UN5ANCTIONED CSS SOBS?

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: 5 BANDIT COB CONCENSUS?

Behind the Bubs'

{Homestar walks behind Bubs' Concession Stand}

Behind Bubs' Concession Stand

Strong Mad

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Never You Mind" is selected.}

Found You...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Mad! I found your, um, "hiding" spot.

STRONG MAD: THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE BIG ENOUGH TO OBSCURE ME!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Totally get it Square Mad. But I seeked you good. So go fill in your silhouette.

STRONG MAD: NO!! I'M TECHINALLY STILL HIDING BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE BUBS!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ugh! To you, I say "ugh."

Can you move?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say there, Large Type, Can you maybe move? I need to get into Bubs'. Maybe he's finally got more pine-scented air freshener-flavored donuts back in stock!

STRONG MAD: NO WAY! THEN I WON'T BE HIDING ANYMORE AND YOU WILL HAVE FOUND ME.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right. All the sensemake.

Witch's Brew

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Mad, are you back here waiting for to sell you some gen-u-ine Witch's Brew? Cause I just might know a guy...

STRONG MAD: THIS IS ALREADY ENTRAPMENT!!

Never you mind

{the dialogue tree is exited}

Jibblies Painting

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I say, Giant Hamster, can I interest you in some fine arts?

{Homestar shows the Jibblies Painting and Strong Mad runs away with the music from Jibblies 2 playing}

STRONG MAD: JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE JIBBLIE!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That worked great! But the painting poofed to powder in my purple pants! Almost gave myself the Jibblies just saying that out loud

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Mad as Glottis (Grim Fandango)". Strong Mad disappears and a point is added.}

Um, DOOR.

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm just gonna open right on up this here door right here!

{Homestar opens the door}

The Cheat

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey The Cheat! I'm real sorry bout pouring that blechwater on you. What were you doin, like, hiding on the ceiling ninja-style?

THE CHEAT: Mehmerem mem meh!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah commando-style. Of course. Well, either way you are FOUND!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found The Cheat as Willy Beamish (The Adventures of Willy Beamish)". The Cheat disappears and a point is added.}

skateboard

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The CH8 left his sk8 board. SK8in the CH8.

{The Skateboard is added to the inventory}

Li'l Note

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It says: DOWN RIGHT LEFT UP Apparently, Bubs is just downright left up! Is that better or worse than downright fed up?

Inside Bubs'

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Naw, I don't need anything from in there. Besides, he's been out of Big League Chew for years!

Back2Front

{Homestar walks back to the front of Bub's Concession Stand}

On top of Bubs' Concession Stand

Pom Pom

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

Cup of tea?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Could I interest you in a hot cup of tea?

POM POM: Pblblbl pblbl blblbl pblb!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope. Sorry. I don't know how to make tea with tiny boats piloted by elephants floating in em. I just have some dang ol' rooibos.

That li'l pipe?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's up with that little exhaust tubey over there?

POM POM: Pbllblbl pblb bllblbl.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It sneezed earlier? Hmm. I find that very intregway.

Found You...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I totally found you, Pom Dog! Great hiding place though. I had to GET and USE an item just to get up here!

POM POM: Pblblbl pblbblblbl bbl blbl pblbpblbpl!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hooway!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Pom Pom as The Manhole (The Manhole)". Pom Pom disappears and a point is added.}

Jibblies Painting

{Homestar pulls out the painting, and the Jibblies 2 music plays.}

POM POM: Pblblbl blb. Double bubble.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom is unphased.

Latte

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say, mate? Wanna grodalate?

POM POM: Pblblbl Blbl pbl blblb.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhhh. You like yours with oatmilk instead of oyster. Sounds good. I should try it that way sometime.

Any other item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pom Pom doesn't want that mess!

exhaust pipe

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello in there?

THE CHEAT: Meh!

Latte

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm sure Bubs installed this pipe so people could pour noxious grodepile down it, right?

{Homestar pours the latte down the pipe}

THE CHEAT: MEHH! THUD!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sounds like a spotted cheese anvil just landed on the floor of Bubs' Concession Stand.

Any other item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think I need to cram that into this small tube.

Back Downer

{Homestar returns to in front of Bubs' Concession Stand}

Outside the King of Town's Castle

Pile 'o Whatsit

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: MAN! That is some pile! Some pile indeed! A stylish pile! A pile for miles! 'Scuse me.

{Homestar turns around and throws up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Barf.

Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I mean there's caramel apples and tappy apples, right? Why not whatsit-dipped punkins? Even grandma says it's festive!

{Whatsit Dipped Punkin is added to the inventory}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eww. It, like, instantly rotted the punkin and turned it all brown. Which I guess it to be expected.

Whatsit Dipped Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: HASN'T IT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!

Shovel

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hoo boy. This is gonna take a while.

{Homestar pulls out the shovel and the screen fades to black. Once the screen fades in the whatsit has been shoveled and Homestar puts the shovel away}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Phew! I'm an honorary Poopsmith now! Hooway? (Don't ask me what I did with the whatsit.)

Trampo

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think Mt. Saint Manure would support the trampo.

Window

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Looks like someone's hiding up in the castle. But that winda is so high up

Ladder

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The ladder's not quite tall enough despite what other graphics might tell you. Maybe there's another way to get up there

Trampo

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! Let's throw the trampoline at the window! Seriously, though, a trampo is not a bad idea. It just needs to be on the ground.

Cursed Earth

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's still plenty of whatsit down there. But now there's a big open space in front of the castle. I guess that's a plus?

Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I suppose I can scrape this punkin across the pooground for reasons unknown. Let's do it!

{Whatsit Dipped Punkin is added to the inventory}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Eww. It, like, instantly rotted the punkin and turned it all brown. Which I guess it to be expected.

Whatsit Dipped Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: HASN'T IT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!

Shovel

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've smithed all I can. Any more shoveling would just be an insult to the poop at this point.

Trampo

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now there's room to put this trampo down!

{Homestar places the trampo on the ground}

Jibblies Painting

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Creeptake! So THAT'S where you've been! Come on in heeeeeeere... ...to my inventorrryyyy!

{The Jibblies Painting is added to the inventory}

trampo

Interact

{Homestar jumps on the trampo and starts bouncing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just. gotta. get. enough. style!

{Homestar flips through the window}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hoo-ah! I say hoo-ah!

STRONG BAD: Aw crap! I didn't think you'd be able to get up here!

Brick

Interact

{when correct}

BRICK: DING!

---

{when incorrect}

BRICK: DONK.

---

{when entire code is entered}

BUBS: Phew! Thanks for findin me! In was gettin hard to breathe in there. And the rats kept cheating at "Rock, Paper, Orange Flippers."

Bubs

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

Say Bubs

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say Bubs, say Bubs, say Bubs. How'd you find out about this cool secret door in the King's castle?

BUBS: Oh, I've been runnin a rat casino outta this hole in the wall for years! At this point, my legal blood type is listed as: RABIES.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well I just crossed YOU off my Transfusion Party list.

Taco Man Came By

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Taco Man came by, Taco Man came by. He fixed a shelf I didn't own and only charged for the parts!

BUBS: What a man, that Taco Man. An inspiration to us all!

Found You!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am downright left up with you, Bubs! Consider yourself... FOUND!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Bubs as Hoagie (Day of the Tentacle)". Bubs disappears and a point is added.}

Inside the King of Town's Castle

Strong Bad

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

Cool chair!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dang, Strong Bad, did you usurp the KOT's throne?

STRONG BAD: No way! I custom-made this thing so you couldn't win Hide n' Seek! It weighs like 300 pounds! Strong Mad had to wheel it in here on a dolly! You're never getting me out to that ol' silhouette hill! HAHAHAHA!!

The Cheat?

{if The Cheat hasn't been found}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do you know where The Cheat is?

STRONG BAD: The Cheat's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages. Knows every local custom. He'll blend in. Disappear! You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I'm selling these fine leather jackets?

---

{if The Cheat has been found}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do you know where The Cheat is?

STRONG BAD: Watta you care? You found him already!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! Great me!

Found You!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, for real. I found you, Strong Bad. Time to head for that great "stand around in the spooky woods and talk about each other's costumes" in the sky.

STRONG BAD: I'm not budgin! You'll need a crane! YOU'LL NEED A CRANE!!

Skateboard

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think I know how to get you outta here, Ess Bee!

{Homestar puts the skateboard under Strong Bad's chair}

STRONG BAD: No Wait stop!

{Homestar kicks Strong Bad sending him flying out of the window}

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Strong Bad as Sludge Vohaul (Space Quest 2)". Strong Bad disappears and a point is added.}

Window

{Homestar exits back to outside the King of Town's castle}

Jibblies Painting

STRONG BAD: I'm immune to the Jibblies when I'm in this awesome chair. Maybe try brother Graw Mad.

Any other item

STRONG BAD: I don't want none of that.

The Field

To Spooky Woods

{Homestar walks to the Spooky Woods}

Gremlin

Interact

{first time only}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's gotta be hiding in this old jalopy.

{Homestar walks over to the door and tries to open it}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw gremdang! It's locked.

---

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I need to gremfind a gremkey for that gremlin.

Car Key

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's see if this key works.

{Homestar leans down and the door opens}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It worked! But the key got stuck in the lock and the door is rusted open. A real precision auto, this one!

Inside Gremlin

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lessee. Obvious exits are "TRUNK BUTTON" and "GROSS LATTE."

---

{after getting the latte}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lessee. Obvious exits are "TRUNK BUTTON."

Pull trunk release

{Coach Z jumps out of the Gremlin's trunk}'

COACH Z: Whaboing! Boy I sure was just hidin in that trornk. And definetly not taking up permanent residence therein! Bee Tee Dorbs, did you know you can cook a hat dog inch by inch with an old cigarette ligher?

Get latte

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooh! It's a Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Armpit Caked Latte! I can't wait to tuck it into my dear pants! My dear, dear pants.

{The Latte is added to the inventory}

Coach Z

Interact

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

How long?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Coach Z, how long have you been in there?

COACH Z: At least since spring trainin. Or maybe it was two-a-days? Either way, DON'T look in the spare tare.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Spare tare?

COACH Z: Yeah, y'know, the spare tare. In case you get a flat tare!

Any other tips?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Got any more hot 'livin in derelict cars' tips?

COACH Z: If you scratch a li'l face on the back of one of the seat headrests, you've got a life long compaernyan!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool! Forget I asked!

Found You!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, Coach, you've been found. Any last words?

COACH Z: Crabamk? Is that a word? How bout munglered? Am I getting close? Hang on. "Dooptettler!" That's gotta be--

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Coach Z as Malcom (Kyrandia 3)". Coach Z disappears and a point is added.}

To Marzipan's

{Homestar walks to Marzipan's House}

Marzipan's House

Bushberry

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sounds like there something big a-rustlin about in there. I should wait until it rears its assuredly ugly head before I strike.

---

{after finding The Poopsmith}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! Grodym'n left his shovel in here! I'll just cram it into my cape! OOF!

{The Shovel is added to the inventory}

Any Item

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's not gonna help me get whatever it is outta that bush! I just need patience! Patience and reflexes! And a stroopwaffel would be nice I s'pose.

The Poopsmith

Interact

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You can come out Poopsmith. I totally saw you. And smelled you from, like, 3 screens away.

{The Poopsmith walks out from behind the Bushberry}

THE POOPSMITH: {using a sign to communicate each time} "You got me."

{A dialogue tree appears. Each option disappears after use, and the dialogue tree cannot be exited until "Found You" is selected.}

Your button...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why are you wearing a button that says "Ask me about Peasant's Quest II?"

THE POOPSMITH: "Peasant's Quest II is a graphical text adventure of Fairly large proportions." "Join Fairly Dashing as she works to avenge her brother's death at the hands of the Burninator." "Coming whenev to a CGA enabled PC near you."

HOMESTAR RUNNER: SIGN ME UP!

How's that bush?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: How was it in there? Like compared to, say, that Senor Cardgage bush.

THE POOPSMITH: "Not even I would step foot in that creep's weird shrub." "This bush was a real winner though. No thorns. Those velvety leaves. Very comfy."

Homsar?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right Doodym'n, where's Homsar? We're always having to click on you to find him at Weentimes.

THE POOPSMITH: "I dunno. Mebbe ask Strong Sad."

Found You!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well this is it. I found you. Now come to the screen of costume revelation!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found The Poopsmith as Cobb (The Secret of Monkey Island & Loom)". The Poopsmith disappears and a point is added.}

Marzipan's Door

{first time only}

{Homestar knocks on the door with his head}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Marzipan! I know you just went home to make punkin soup instead of actually hiding. Come on out so's I can find you!

MARZIPAN: Sorry. I'm trying out a heatless approach to the Maillard Effect and it's taking a while. Click back here later.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: C'mon Mar-zay! I wanna see your costume!

MARZIPAN: It's just some obscure old video game reference people probably won't get. Now unless you've got another way for me to brown this pumpkin, go away-way.

---

{Homestar knocks on the door with his head}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock. This is ridiculous. Please come out so I can get great!

MARZIPAN: No. Important pumpkin business happening here.

Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock

MARZIPAN: Ooh! Do I smell a pumpkin through the door and all the way down to the inventory box?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! Now will you come outside?

MARZIPAN: Naw? I need a nice browned pumpkin for this roasted pumpkin soup.

Whatsit Covered Punkin

HOMESTAR RUNNER: knock knock knock

MARZIPAN: Ooh! Is that a roasted pumpkin I smell?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh, yeah! Totes roast!

MARZIPAN: All right, I'll come out.

{Marzipan exits her house}

MARZIPAN: Mmm! I can just smell the hummus and natural styles of that pumpkin! Give it here!

{Homestar gives Marzipan the Whatsit Covered Punkin}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: HA! Fooled you! It was a poopunkin! You are banished forthwith to the silhouette screen!

{A screen appears while a jingle plays. "You found Marzipan as Trixie the Giraffe-Necked Girl from Scranton (Sam & Max Hit the Road)". Marzipan disappears and a point is added.}

To Gremlin

{Homestar walks to The Feild}

Ending

The King of Town

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

COACH Z: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

STRONG MAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

STRONG SAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

BUBS: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

MARZIPAN: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

HOMSAR: My zapruder just--

STRONG BAD: The King of Town is no-armed space Grimace!

THE KING OF TOWN: Are you all done? Cause I'ma get back to bouncin. Gotta get my steps in for the day!

Marzipan

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you that neon sign from Las Vegas, Marzipan?

MARZIPAN: No, I'm whatever Strong Sad told me to dress up as.

STRONG SAD: Trixie the Giraffe-necked--

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! A neon sign from Las Vegas for a depressing 70's casino that is somehow still operating. Prolly called the Silver Panache. Got it. Moving on.

Strong Bad

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh look! It's Grandmaw Strong Bane in her recliner, hooked up to her oxygen so she can play Boggle with her pal Eula Mae.

STRONG SAD: Sludge Vohaul was from the great era of Villains Needing Some Kind of Mechanized Respiratory Assistance.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, rick. The VNSKOMRA era. Came right after the Plasticene Era. Man, I loved tryin to eat that stuff when I was a kid.

BUBS: Guilty as charged!

The Poopsmith

STRONG BAD: The Poopsmith, did you even dress up? Or do you just naturally look like that creep from that game where you don't really do anything but then that one guy's head gets chopped off.

THE POOPSMITH: "No way, this costume's legit! I watched hours of Australian kids' tutorial videos to make these fake warts on my face out of hot glue. and hot whatsit."

STRONG BAD: A-jibblie jibblie!

Pom Pom

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I really really like your copy protection costume, Pom Pom. I always loved adventure vidya games that came with those spinny-disc things. Those were always the hardest puzzles. I could never actually solve one though.

STRONG BAD: So, wait you're saying you never got past the copy-protection to play the actual games?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: The spinny-disc IS the game Strong Bad. The super fun game that cost $49.95. Just like those other super fun games that would ask you the 9th word of the 3rd paragraph of page 22 of the manual. That one was my all-time fav. I wish they still made games like that.

Homsar

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Homsar, I love, love, LOVE that droopy Pikmin costume! I was gonna be that 12 years ago, 9 years ago, 5 years ago, and a hundred years ago, but you beat me to it.

HOMSAR: I spilled botanicula all over my workbook.

Strong Mad

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Say Strong Mad. I really like your Goron dressed up as Speed Racer costume.

STRONG MAD: FULL THROTTLE!!

STRONG BAD: I think you got the wrong game there, buddy.

STRONG MAD: INTERSTATE '76!!

STRONG BAD: Nope.

STRONG MAD: Um... DEATH TRACK?

STRONG BAD: You're gettin further away.

STRONG MAD: I'M PAUL PAGE!!!

STRONG BAD: Of course you are, dear.

Bubs

STRONG BAD: Bubs, are you that Limozeen roadie who has to string Gary's 4-and-a half necked guitar before each show? That guy is a legend.

BUBS: No, I'm dressed up as--

STRONG BAD: And one time an ENTIRE groupie got caught in his strings! And it was like right before Gary was supposed to go out on stage to perform his 30 minute guitar solo entitled "Fretbleedgion II."

BUBS: Shut UP, man! I'm Hoagie! I keep my hands in my pockets and you can see my buttcrack! It's funny!

{Bubs turns around to display his buttcrack.}

The Cheat

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Can you do any tricks on that sk8board The Ch8? A reverse poofy 180 to slackjaw maybe? Whabou a sideflip grind-a-muffin?

STRONG BAD: Pffft! You poser! Those aren't real skate moves. If I wasn't stuck in this chair I'd get up and show you all the latest skateboard maneuverings.

STRONG SAD: "Latest skateboard maneuverings"? I'm sure that's what all the kids call 'em these days. Name one.

STRONG BAD: Um... a... Jump... Do?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw dang! You can Jump Do? I once knew this kid, he tried to invert his Jump Do on those concrete planter thingies at the mall... Busted his head, man. Busted his head.

Coach Z

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Queen Latifah again, Coach Z? I knew you'd eventually have to start double dippin in the old school hip-hop costume bowl.

COACH Z: Naw, I'm Malcolm, the sometimes hideously 3D rendered court jester! Kyrandia 3 had a slammin hip hop theme song! It was like "Doom chewa chewa chewa 'C'mon y'all!" I used to freestyle over those dope beats!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, sounds real dope.

Strong Sad

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Sad, I really like your Jeff Foxworthy costume.

STRONG BAD: I thought he was just dressed as "Most Guys From Saskatoon."

MARZIPAN: More like "Library Science Degree 1991 Personified."

STRONG SAD: No no! I'm Mike Dawson a successful ad exec who buys an old mansion and gets an alien embryo implanted in his brain! And he has to defeat the sinister Ancients from the Dark World and--

ALL BUT STRONG SAD: WE ALL FELL ASLEEP!

STRONG SAD: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!