User:Stux/Strong Bad Email Emails

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Potential Project Page to list all the emails sent to Strong Bad.

There is currently no formatting as I'm just gathering the blockquotes. Eventually this should go in some kind of tabular format. Feel free to contribute.

Tandy

some kinda robot

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing
gloves off before you go to bed?

Sincerely,
Abdi LaRue
San Diego, CA

homsar

Hi Strong Bad,
If you hate Homsar so much,
why don't you kill him?
-Vinnie C.

butt IQ

Dear Mr Bad,
How do you know if someone's butt is stupid?
I mean, is there like some kind of IQ test?
Crapfully yours,
Tyler

homestar hair

Homestar Hair
downloading...

making out

Dear Strong Bad..,
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,
but nothing seems to work out. Please help
me Strong Bad...
Kissless in Santa Rosa

depressio

Dear Strong Bad,
Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy ,
Your fan,
Anthony
from South Gate CA

halloweener

Dear Strongbad,
I want to have the bestest halloween
costume ever this year. How can I make
a strongbad costume?
With crap,
Ben from Ohio University

brianrietta

Dear Strong Bad,
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around without
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-
Pom has my number.

Hopefully yours,
Brian

i love you

i love u
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

trevor the vampire

Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and

i rule

If you are so evil, how come you don't rule
the world or at least some kind of field?

Mike, UK

credit card

Dear Mr. Bad

We regret to inform you that your credit card
has expired. To keep your account, we will need
you to send your old credit card number and
expiration date, as well as a new one so we can
make the change. We promise we are real and
not just trying to steal your money.

John, and some other people
who aren't scam artists

i she be

hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
i she be your girlfriend.

duck pond

dear strong bad,
do you ever feed the ducks? personally i think feeding
the ducks is the greatest thing in the world. what are
your thoughts on this subject?

your friend,
ron kiwi

the basics

Dear strong bad,

how do you do it . teach me some of your trick's.

With crap,
T.J.

band names

hey strong bad,
help us come up with a name for our band. i was
thinking about 'invisible robot fish' or 'for good or
for awesome.' hurry up please, we have our first
show tomorrow.
you rule
- dan

studying

Dear Strong Bad,
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?

Crapfully yours,
Roy

stand-up

dear strong bad,
ur a real, funy guy. have you ever done any
stand up comidic stuff?

crapfully crappy,
joe p.

tape-leg

Dear strong bad,
my brothers are always telling me that your
legs are made of tape, is that true?
-Nicolas

spring cleaning

Dear Strong Bad,
Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems
like a nice guy to me.
Caitlyn

Do you have a secret crush with marzipan?
steve
sterling, VA

Dear Strong Bad,
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Mike,
Bend Oregon

Dear Strong Bad,

Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap?
Where did the word crap come from?

Crapfully crapfully,
Chad

Strong Bad,
Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed.
Come on, you can do better than that! This is like
the highlight of my week.
Suprised at your lack of humor,
Sue

cartoon

dear mr bad
make a cartoon with only u in it and then
just u do the commentary
crapful
geroge

sb_email 22

Hi Strong Bad,

I'm from England. What do you think of
the English?

Thank you,
Mark

little animal

What would you do if a little animal came
up to you.

crapfully yours,
Ashley and Anthony

the bird

DEAR STRONG BAD,
IS IT HARD TO FLIP SOMEONE
OFF WiTH BOXING GLOVES ON?
VERY CRAPFULLY:
PHYLO D

super powers

Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your
forehead the source of all your super
powers? Or is it merely decorative?

Aaron C.

CGNU

dear strong bad,

i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts
University, just like you. Please let me know
how i can accomplish this goal.
thank you.

Margo

3 wishes

Dear Strong Bad,
If you had three wishes, what would the second
one be?

Much Crap,
Brandon Hofer
Judson College
Elgin, IL

1 step ahead

hello strong bad,
don't you think it would be funny if you glued
strong sad's hands to his face? I think it would be...

alex
medford, nj

superhero name

Dear Strong bad:

Why is it that your superhero name does not end
in "man" just like Superman, Spiderman. etc, etc...

Your friend

Stiny

12:00

Strong Bad,
My vcr keeps blinking 12:00 over and over. Do you
have any suggestions on how to fix it?

Thankyou,
Cory Dewey-Smith

sugarbob

DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL

flag day

Hey Strong Bad,

Happy Flag Day! I bet you have a totally awesome
flag for Strong Badia. You should share it with us.

Your pal,
Pablo
Phoenix

gimmicks

Dear Strong Bad,

Do you remember when you would answer emails and
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss
those days.

With a lot of crap,

Mike W
Everett, MA

weird dream

what is the weirdest dream
you've ever had?

-marie

sisters

Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali

guitar

Hey Strong Bad whats up?

Can you play the Guitar?

Derek Highet
Northern California

dullard

Strong Bad,
How do I deal with the office dullard?
Jason

helium

Dear Strong Bad,
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?

Shack
Whittier

property of ones

Hey Strong Bad,

How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?

Dan Waters
Dallas, TX

vacation

Dear Strong Bad,

You must be a very busy man. You should think
about a vacation.

Filled with crap,
BrothaCheese

Compy

invisibility

strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17

action figure

Hey Strong Bad,

If someone made a Strong Bad
action figure, what kind of
awesome stuff would it be able
to do?

Kyle Rechsteiner
San Mateo, CA

little questions

Dear, Strong Bad!
Here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a
baby?
3. How did you think you came's to
seen out when you are wery old?

Viklas
Sweden

lures & jigs

Dear Strong Bad,

When you go fishing, do you use any
sort of special lure or jig to
attract the fishs?

David Jacobus
Astoria, NY

techno

Hey Strong Bad, do you like techno at
all? If you do, what kind.

Silent J

your friends

WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE IT MOST WHEN
YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW

new hands

Hey Strong Bad,
If you had both your hands removed at
the wrists and could not have them
replaced with prosthetic hands, what
2 things would you have them replaced
with?

- Ryan
Toronto