Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2

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The Thnikkaman starts a band, Strong Bad's prank call ends in song, and Homestar threatens himself again.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Thnikkaman, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: April 26, 2005

Running Time: 3:17

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

Contents 1 Transcript 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting: 1.2 Message 5: 1.3 Message 4: 1.4 Message 3: 1.5 Message 2: 1.6 Message 1: 2 Easter Eggs 3 Inside References 4 External Links

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting:

MARZIPAN: Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.

Message 5:

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} You Got a Call from the Thnikkaman!! {These words float across the screen.}

THNIKKAMAN: Hey, Marzipan. It's the Thnikkaman! Your Marzipan machine's been Thinkkafied! I was just calling up to see if you wanted to join my Thnikkaband! I got instruments, drums, cymbals, drums. Now all I need is some Thnikkagirls to dance around in some go-go boots. All you gotta do is shimmy-shake a little bit to the left, and, as time permits, shimmy-shake a little bit to the right! Ooh, and in regards to your question, "can you have some?", yeah. Shut up, kid!

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here hang-ups the Thnikkaman! {These words float across the screen.}

THNIKKAMAN: Errrrrrrrooom... click!

Message 4:

STRONG BAD: Marzipan, look, this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not, erm, like I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head, like my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was calling you up 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club. Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is {imitates a goat} eeeeeh-uhhh! So gimme a call back. We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine that yours — yours is pret — you're ugly. Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.

Message 3:

MARZIPAN: Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan, just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you. Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.

Message 2:

{not completed}

STRONG BAD: Hey, Marzipan! Marzipan! Marzipan! Marzipan! Marzipan! This is all your friends! All your friends! All of your friends! Calling you! Calling! We're all calling you! Calling you! To tell you we hate you! Tell you we hate you! Tell you we hate you! Tell you we hate you! And you owe us some money! You owe us some money! Yeah, you owe me ten bucks! Yeah, you owe me twelve dollars! You owe me twelve dollars! You owe us some money! And you said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! {a beat begins in time to Strong Bad's repetition} You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! {a drum beat begins} You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake!

Message 1:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angry} Oh, hello, Marzipan! You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet! So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you've got an "in" at the Goatface Club? Were you even going to mention this to old Boyfriend Dan? That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan. You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately sized baby. And you said you'd bake us a cake! And who's this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?! Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killer is on the loose! Um, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killer.

Easter Eggs

• Click on the tape holder during Strong Bad's ranting to see what a "Goatface" really isn't.
  • Click on the drawing to cross it out.
    • Click again to see another example of what a goatface isn't.
      • Click to cross it out.
        • Click a fifth time to see a true goatface.
          • Click the goatface to see its' majesty.
• Click the tape holder at the end to see the goatface killer.

BOYFRIEND
DAN BEWARE!!
(a silhouette of Homestar with horns and a beard)
"GOATFACE KILLA"
IS ON THE LOOSE!

LAST SEEN AS A
MODERATELY
SIZED BABY

Inside References

• The "goat" theme of the messages could have something to do with the old Yearbook Characters page, which claimed that Marzipan was a goat herder.

External Links

• watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"
• view the flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"

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