Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
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The Thnikkaman starts a band, Strong Bad's prank call ends in song, and Homestar threatens himself again.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Thnikkaman, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
Places: Marzipan's House
Date: April 26, 2005
Running Time: 3:17
Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine
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Transcript
Marzipan's Greeting:
MARZIPAN: Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.
Message 5:
UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} You Got a Call from the Thnikkaman!! {These words float across the screen.}
THNIKKAMAN: Hey, Marzipan. It's the Thnikkaman! Your Marzipan machine's been Thinkkafied! I was just calling up to see if you wanted to join my Thnikkaband! I got instruments, drums, cymbals, drums. Now all I need is some Thnikkagirls to dance around in some go-go boots. All you gotta do is shimmy-shake a little bit to the left, and, as time permits, shimmy-shake a little bit to the right! Ooh, and in regards to your question, "can you have some?", yeah. Shut up, kid!
UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here hang-ups the Thnikkaman! {These words float across the screen.}
THNIKKAMAN: Errrrrrrrooom... click!
Message 4:
STRONG BAD: Marzipan, look, this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not, erm, like I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head, like my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was calling you up 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club. Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is {imitates a goat} eeeeeh-uhhh! So gimme a call back. We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine that yours — yours is pret — you're ugly. Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.
Message 3:
MARZIPAN: Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan, just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you. Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.
Message 2:
{not completed}
Message 1:
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {angry} Oh, hello, Marzipan! You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet! So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you've got an "in" at the Goatface Club? Were you even going to mention this to old Boyfriend Dan? That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan. You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately sized baby. And you said you'd bake us a cake! And who's this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?! Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killer is on the loose! Um, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killer.
Easter Eggs
- Click on the tape holder during Strong Bad's ranting to see what a "Goatface" really is.
BOYFRIEND DAN BEWARE!! (a silhouette of Homestar with horns and a beard) "GOATFACE KILLA" IS ON THE LOOSE! LAST SEEN AS A MODERATELY SIZED BABY
Inside References
- The "goat" theme of the messages could have something to do with the old Yearbook Characters page, which claimed that Marzipan was a goat herder.
External Links
- watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"
- view the flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"
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