Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2

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The Thnikkaman starts a band, Strong Bad's prank call ends in song, and Homestar threatens himself again.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Thnikkaman, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: April 26, 2005

Running Time: 3:17

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine

Contents 1 Transcript 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting: 1.2 Message 5: 1.3 Message 4: 1.4 Message 3: 2 Easter Eggs 3 External Links

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting:

MARZIPAN: Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.

Message 5:

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} You Got a Call from the Thnikkaman!! {These words float across the screen.}

THNIKKAMAN: Hey, Marzipan. It's the Thnikkaman! Your Marzipan machine's been Thinkkafied! I was just calling up to see if you wanted to join my Thnikkaband! I got instruments, drums, cymbals, drums. Now all I need is some Thnikkagirls to dance around in some go-go boots. All you gotta do is shimmy-shake a little bit to the left, and, as time permits, shimmy-shake a little bit to the right! Ooh, and in regards to your question, "can you have some?", yeah. Shut up, kid!

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here hang-ups the Thnikkaman! {These words float across the screen.}

THNIKKAMAN: Errrrrrrrooom... click!

Message 4:

STRONG BAD: Marzipan, look, this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not, erm, like I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head, like my face is an entire goat. So, anyways, I was calling you up 'cause I wanted to join your Goatface Club. Since you've got quite a goat face yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy, or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is {imitates a goat} eeeeeh-uhhh! So gimme a call back. We can compare goat faces, though I can't imagine that yours — yours is pret — you're ugly. Marzipan, this is Strong Bad, and you're ugly.

Message 3:

MARZIPAN: Hi, Marzipan, this is not Marzipan, just calling to leave you a mean prank call so that you don't get your feelings hurt when other people prank call you. Um, here's the prank: we all know that that hair color is not your true color.

Easter Eggs

• Click on the tape holder during Strong Bad's ranting to see what a "Goatface" really is.

External Links

• watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"
• view the flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2"

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