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Hello there!

Homestarrunner is a beautiful thing. My favorite of all characters is Senor Cardgade. He's just so cool... :'D Cardgage Debut- kind of cool

Here are some of my favorites from Ol Pal Cardgage.

There's the classic. "Oh, excardon me!" Then the classy. "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?" And he's so cool :'D "Dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to." He's got such a way with words. "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"

How to recognize A Cardgage

• He'd be suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs a lot
• Carries around a grocery bag full of melty candy bars he eats while standing too close to you in line
• Apparentely he smells like pea soup
• He says things that are almost one word and not quit another
• And even if you were a dude he'd still call at you like you were a lady

• My favorite emails are animal, mini golf, dictionary, licensed, kind of cool, technology, virus, love poem and rampage.

Yes, why yes, my name is in fact from bronco trolley's. I checked old games today and found my old friend waiting for me and mocking my awful score. Despite my name, I HATE trolls.... both the meme kind and the bridge kind.

Broncotroll