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My self portrait. Not really what I look like, though.

Some Info About Me

I'm Crab Attack1999. I live in Maine, so I see a lot of lobsters. Lobsters are my second favorite animal, crabs being my first.

"Important" Contributions

• I was first to add "Gentlemadies" to the Portmanteaus section. November 10, 2009.

Quote(s) of the Week

• Week 1 (Nov.10-16): "I'm Gonna Go...Place." -different town.
• Week 2 (Nov.17-23): "I know how to use toilet paper.
  Let me try." -'Ween 03.
• Week 3 (Nov.24-30): "And I can definitely arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you enlist my services as an 'event coordinator.'
  A-heh heh heh, heh heh heh-HEM." -videography.
• Week 4 (Dec.1-7): "Well...sounds like you better protect yourself, bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it."
  -The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar.
• Week 5 (Dec.8-14): "That guy has serious problems." -'Ween 07.
• Week 6 (Dec.15-21): "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-Fil-A." -Senor Mortgage.
• Week 7 (Dec.22-28): "I think we're gonna become fast friends." -'Ween 05.

Personal PhotoDumpBox

This is my Personal PhotoDumpBox. This is where my Personal Images go.
Yup, they're both here. Lurker Shark Attack and ASCII Lobster are both here.
Oh, and some of my userboxes are here too.

HRWiki:Userboxes

Sometimes this user can be A Little Crabby.

Be careful swimming in the open ocean. Lurker Sharks out there, you know. Jak has encountered one just now. It sure would suck to be Jak right now. Wouldn't it?

My friend made this for me.