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Happy Thanksgiving from CrabAttack1999

Contents 1 Some Info About Me 1.1 How I Joined the H*R Wiki 1.2 How I Discovered H*R.com 1.3 Important Contributions 2 Quotes of the Week

Some Info About Me

I'm Crab Attack1999. I live in Maine, so I see a lot of lobsters. Lobsters are my second favorite animal, after crabs. My friend made this for me, it's an ASCII drawing of a lobster he made on MS Paint.

Pretty awesome, huh? I wish I could do that.

How I Joined the H*R Wiki

My friend C-Son-L Sweaters got me to join.

How I Discovered H*R.com

My friend C-Son-L Sweaters told me about it and I went there myself.

Important Contributions

• Nobody beat me to adding "Gentlemadies" to the Portmanteaus section. November 10,2009 @ 6:10 PM.
• TBA

Quotes of the Week

• Week 1 (Nov.10-16): "I'm Gonna Go...Place." -different town.
• Week 2 (Nov.17-23): "I know how to use toilet paper.
  Let me try." -'Ween 03.
• Week 3 (Nov.24-30): "And I can definitely arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you enlist my services as an 'event coordinator.'
  A-heh heh heh, heh heh heh-HEM." -videography.
• Week 4 (Dec.1-7): "Well...sounds like you better protect yourself, bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it."
  -The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar.
• Week 5 (Dec.8-14): "That guy has serious problems." -'Ween 07
• Week 6 (Dec.15-21): "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-Fil-A." -Senor Mortgage.
• Next update won't be for a while, so I thought i'd get a leg up on the pile and do it a little earlier..I mean, get ahead of schedule and do it a little earlier. Yeah, that's what I meant. So, 'til next update enjoy these memorable quotes. And enjoy them while they last, because next update they get DELETED so I can make room for the 2010 quotes. Okay, just making sure everypeoples get to know about that. CrabAttack1999 22:26, 17 November 2009 (UTC)