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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ween09.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="21" end="22" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">o<span style="visibility:hidden">ne chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="22" end="23" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">on<span style="visibility:hidden">e chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="23" end="25" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one<span style="visibility:hidden"> chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="25" end="26" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one c<span style="visibility:hidden">hillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="26" end="27" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one ch<span style="visibility:hidden">illèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="27" end="28" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chi<span style="visibility:hidden">llèd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="28" end="29" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chill<span style="visibility:hidden">èd Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="30" end="32" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd<span style="visibility:hidden"> Hallow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="32" end="34" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd H<span style="visibility:hidden">allow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="34" end="35" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Ha<span style="visibility:hidden">llow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="35" end="36" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hall<span style="visibility:hidden">ow's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="36" end="37" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallo<span style="visibility:hidden">w's Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="37" end="38" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow'<span style="visibility:hidden">s Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="38" end="40" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's<span style="visibility:hidden"> Eve I rose</span></line> <line start="40" end="41" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's E<span style="visibility:hidden">ve I rose</span></line> <line start="41" end="42" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Ev<span style="visibility:hidden">e I rose</span></line> <line start="42" end="44" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve<span style="visibility:hidden"> I rose</span></line> <line start="44" end="45" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I<span style="visibility:hidden"> rose</span></line> <line start="45" end="46" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I r<span style="visibility:hidden">ose</span></line> <line start="46" end="47" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I ro<span style="visibility:hidden">se</span></line> <line start="47" end="48" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I ros<span style="visibility:hidden">e</span></line> <line start="48" end="50" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">one chillèd Hallow's Eve I rose</line> <line start="50" end="86" speaker="strongsad">and sat right down to writing.</line> <line start="86" end="124" speaker="strongsad">For none had bothered to propose,</line> <line start="124" end="152" speaker="strongsad">to their parties, my inviting. </line> <line start="156" end="197" speaker="strongsad">So I crafted such a macabre tale</line> <line start="197" end="229" speaker="strongsad">there in my darkened room</line> <line start="229" end="258" speaker="strongsad">To achieve literary justice,</line> <line start="258" end="280" speaker="strongsad">and send each <span style="visibility:hidden">to their DOOOOM!</span></line> <line start="280" end="300" speaker="strongsad">and send each to their DOOOOM!</line> <line start="433" end="470" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">We start with the most expendable.</line> <line start="470" end="498" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Grrrreetings, King of Town!</line> <line start="498" end="512" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">For this glutton, <span style="visibility:hidden">a stew of mutton</span></line> <line start="512" end="531" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">For this glutton, a stew of mutton</line> <line start="531" end="560" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">in which to slowly drown!</line> <line start="560" end="595" speaker="kingoftown">I thought these were tales of the McArby!</line> <line start="595" end="660" speaker="kingoftown">the mythical fast-food crossover sandwich of legend!</line> <line start="679" end="720" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">What's this? The fair maid Marzipan</line> <line start="720" end="756" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">considering a brand new man?</line> <line start="756" end="790" speaker="homestar">Marzipan! Have you seen my toenail clippings?</line> <line start="790" end="817" speaker="homestar">I left them right on top of your toothbrush.</line> <line start="820" end="851" speaker="marzipan">Crystal, crystal, on the ball,</line> <line start="851" end="873" speaker="marzipan">I need a better boyfriend, y'all! </line> <line start="873" end="910" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">But the gypsy forces she invoked</line> <line start="910" end="943" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">decided they would play a joke!</line> <line start="946" end="972" speaker="homestar">AaaaaaaaAAAAAAA<span style="visibility:hidden">AAAAARRAOOOOOORR!</span></line> <line start="972" end="997" speaker="coachz">AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARRAOOOOOORR!</line> <line start="1000" end="1095" speaker="coachz">Hey there, my little love jorb! These bunions, corns, and calluses aren't gonna pumice themselves! </line> <line start="1096" end="1115" speaker="marzipan">Nuuuuuuu... <span style="visibility:hidden">Oh, wait, what's that say? </span></line> <line start="1116" end="1131" speaker="marzipan">Nuuuuuuu... Oh, wait, what's that say?</line> <line start="1136" end="1158" speaker="marzipan">Nooooooooo!</line> <line start="1160" end="1192" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And now we join a man obse—</line> <line start="1193" end="1211" speaker="coachz">Hey, what abrat my doom?</line> <line start="1212" end="1274" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Um, you're already Coach Z. No sense in beating a dead horse.</line> <line start="1277" end="1289" speaker="coachz">Hey, good point!</line> <line start="1306" end="1371" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation, <span style="visibility:hidden">dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.</span></line> <line start="1372" end="1434" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And now we join a man obsessed with sales and liquidation, dabbling with fiendish tests and genetic experimentation.</line> <line start="1436" end="1471" speaker="bubs">I'll just take this piece of brain from my wig...</line> <line start="1481" end="1538" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">But you all know how these things go, with unnatural creations.</line> <line start="1542" end="1555"> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">A puff of smoke! <span style="visibility:hidden">A greenish glow! Voila! Horrible abominations!</span></strongsad> <sfx>poof</sfx> </line> <line start="1556" end="1571"> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">A puff of smoke! A greenish glow! <span style="visibility:hidden">Voila! Horrible abominations!</span></strongsad> <sfx>strange pulsating noise</sfx> </line> <line start="1572" end="1581"> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">A puff of smoke! A greenish glow! Voila! <span style="visibility:hidden">Horrible abominations!</span></strongsad> </line> <line start="1582" end="1609"> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">A puff of smoke! A greenish glow! Voila! Horrible abominations!</strongsad> <sfx>boom</sfx> </line> <line start="1610" end="1614"> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">A puff of smoke! A greenish glow! Voila! Horrible abominations!</strongsad> <sfx>roar</sfx> </line> <line start="1615" end="1626" speaker="sfx">roar</line> <line start="1627" end="1639"> <sfx>roar</sfx> <bubs>Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!</bubs> </line> <line start="1627" end="1634"> <sfx>roar</sfx> <bubs>Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!</bubs> </line> <line start="1635" end="1685"> <bubs>Aw, this was supposed to reduce my overhead! Not turn into my head!</bubs> </line> <line start="1706" end="1749" speaker="onionbubs">Welcome to my world! Ehhhhh-heheheheheheeeeeeeh!</line> <line start="1773" end="1844" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">These two no-talkers need to go! Let's eliminate a Poopsmith O!</line> <line start="1873" end="1883" speaker="sfx">Pumping noises</line> <line start="1884" end="1892" speaker="sfx">Bam</line> <line start="1906" end="1991" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, uh, and Pom Pom was filled with a deadly gas... that killed the Popsmith... really... fast.</line> <line start="2016" end="2132" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Crushed once by a Heavy Lourde in sbemail number two. To keep this little weirdo dead, only a heavy gourd will do!</line> <line start="2133" end="2193" speaker="homsar">My punjab has a pretty price-tag!</line> <line start="2240" end="2335" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Homestar Runner, fast, like the whind, but how fast can he run when his knees can't bend?</line> <line start="2336" end="2401" speaker="homestar">Oooh! Hey, this ain't so bad! Give me the good thoughts, you know.</line> <line start="2405" end="2483" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, I'll revise, then, if you please. What if each leg had several knees?</line> <line start="2496" end="2541" speaker="homestar">Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! <span style="visibility:hidden">And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'.</span></line> <line start="2542" end="2588" speaker="homestar">Hey, great! It's like I'm wadin' through puddin' with every step! And everyone knows how much the Homestar Runner loves wadin' through puddin'.</line> <line start="2591" end="2648" speaker="homestar">Strong Sad, these doomy tales of macrame aren't very scary.</line> <line start="2649" end="2752" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, there's an idea! A crafty fad, once loved by all. I'll hang you on a 70's basement wall!</line> <line start="2755" end="2817" speaker="homestar">Oh no! Macrame! My worst nightmare!</line> <line start="2818" end="2882" speaker="marzipan">But Macrame Owl Homestar, I give you a macrame dream catcher for Decemberween every year.</line> <line start="2884" end="2913" speaker="homestar">My point exactlyyyyyyy!</line> <line start="2935" end="2980" speaker="coachz">Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman! <span style="visibility:hidden">And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!</span></line> <line start="2981" end="3016" speaker="coachz">Get back upstairs and cook my seventies dinner, woman! And put on a pantsuit, fer cryin' out loud!</line> <line start="3018" end="3115" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Halloween is very handy, for those with appetites for candy. Except for greedy trick-or-treaters...</line> <line start="3116" end="3157" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... <span style="visibility:hidden">er...</span></line> <line start="3158" end="3173" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Like Strong Mad and The Cheat... er...</line> <line start="3384" end="3457" speaker="strongmad">Phoo! Gah! THE CHEAT? NOOOOOO!!!</line> <line start="3548" end="3573" speaker="strongbad">That's not macabre! Strong Mad eats The Cheat like four times a day! How do you think we give him baths?</line> <line start="3538" end="3602" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, fine! Well, I saved the most <em>macabre<em> for last!</line> <line start="3603" end="3647" speaker="strongbad">I'd like to see you get macabré on mé!</line> <line start="3648" end="3716" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, <span style="visibility:hidden">what if, instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!</span></line> <line start="3717" end="3725" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if, <span style="visibility:hidden">instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!</span></line> <line start="3726" end="3749" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if, instead of boxing gloves, <span style="visibility:hidden">a pair of human hands?!</span></line> <line start="3750" end="3784" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad, as he always does, checks emails from his fans, what if, instead of boxing gloves, a pair of human hands?!</line> </transcript>
