User:Elcool

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Why I'm gone.

I recently joined the popular Israeli underground comics movement. I supported their agenda, and underground comics being the majority of comics in Israel, I felt at home. So many nice, inviting people there.

Then the war began. It was a deadly one. The minority mainstream comic people were disgruntled that underground comics were so successful, and they rebelled. Killing us by the tens of thousands with pitchforks, tablets and burning rapidographs.

I volunteered at our main base of operations, in the underground bunker. I was there when we lost the final battle. Our stalls were full, our fans repelling the attackers, but they couldn't any more.

I managed to survive, but the underground base was demolished. Old comic books thrown all over. Duck posters ripped apart. And now the store is closed. Forever.

Underground comics won't ever be the same.