User:FalconPuncher
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subject: raddishesDear Strong Bad,
How red was the reddest raddish you have ever seen? And where did you find it?
crapfully yours, FalconPuncher
]Well, there was this one time Strong Mad, The Cheat and I stole a raddish from Marzipan's garden, but it was only the SECOND reddest raddish in the world. Thus, Marzipan won the Reddest Raddish contest.
subject: wrestlingDear Strong Bad,
If you hate Homestar and Pom Pom so much, why don't you and someone strong like Strong Mad beat them up in a wrestling match?
crapfully yours, FalconPuncher
]Been there done that. Apparently, Pom Pom has the power to send Strong Mad into space and Homestar can puke up marshmallow bombs. But don't worry, I'll beat him up someday...