That Little Chef Guy

From Homestar Runner Wiki

This is the gay kid that rapes you in your sleep. Tonight your horoscope suggests that you hide in your closet with either a baseball bat or a plunder. If you watch every episode of strong bad email so far at light speed (roughly 67 million mph) you will see a short minisode of this gay kid raping homestar. If you have any information on this man please call, 809-327-9836 That is my phone number. If you are a living breathing female please call. I dont even care if your pretty. I just want a human female with at least one eye and/or ear.