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Hey!

Greetings from Warner Robins, GA. My name is Nancy and Harrison is my grandson.

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-	This user is an American.
If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.
This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.
This user comes for the wuggas, but stays for the jiggy juggas.
This user is a biscuit head.
This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.