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Anayisis of the Drive Thrue Whale speech

Due to the crackly audio quality of the Drive Thru Whale, many of its phrasings seem odd. However, it seems that many of its phrasings may be somewhat logical.

• Would you like to try a combo meal?- Many fast food places sell combo meals, so this is logical.
• Sever your leg, please, it's the greatest day.- This is later revealed to be legitimate, as the Europa-pean lobster removed its leg and the whale ate it. The variant "$9.17. Sever your leg, please, sir." has a price mentioned, which is relevant.
• Pour gravel on your stump, mam.- Purely nonsensical. However, it was said in the nonsensical world of Sweet Puttin' Cakes, so this is explainable.
• Cave your brown.- Once again, nonsensical. However, it was also said in Sweet Puttin' Cakes, which could explain it.
• Relinquish your pipes, please fellas.- Merely parodying its seemingly nonsensical phrasings.
• Register does not contain more than fifty doctors- Could be referencing the anti-burglary tactic of displaying a sign that reads "Register does not contain more than fifty dollars."
• You're living a lie, would you like cash back?- the first part seems odd, but the second part is relevant.
• Slice your fingers thin. (implied)- It could perhaps be referencing slicing chicken fingers thin. As Bubs has no visible fingers, this seems logical.