User:StarFox
From Homestar Runner Wiki
MY FANTASY EMAILS
subject: new alphabetDear Strong Bad,
I believe the time has come for the English alphabet to be reworked to have a letter for each sound in the English language. Many of its current letters are either unnecessary or used as substitutes for perfectly good letters. I'd like the English alphabet to be more phonetic.
Superchexx
subject: windows
Strong Bad,
DOS is so out, man. When will you ever learn that Windows is the way to go? I heard that there's a store nearby selling a computer called the Windy 1.0 for $600. It comes with a 1-button mouse, a 740khz processor, and everything!. You should check it out!
Darkwing
