User:Mr. Smarty Spots

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Welcome the crap to Blubb-O's. Would you like to try a combo meal, {Holds up a Blubb-O's meal bag.} some Chipotle Potato Nudules {Holds up a small paper dish with some fries.} or our Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha-Chip Meltshake? {Holds up a cup with some cocoa beans and the word "PREMIUM" printed on it.}