User:The Paper

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I am the user representing The Paper. You know, that sheet of green and white bars that makes an appearance at the end of every Strong Bad Email. I am currently a forum moderator over at StrongFans.com

In general, I like to "wikignome" around and contribute to articles in the following ways:

• Adding transcripts (Example)
• Uploading screenshots (Example)
• Helping with descriptions (Example)

Favorite The Paper-Related Quotes

Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with Lappy 486 in animal:

• "Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!"
• "Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!"
• "Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!"

Strong Bad and his demands:

• "THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." - SB email #110 "for kids"

• "Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!" - SB email #101 "car"

• "The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?" - SB email #81 "date"

• "Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Breeeaaaooowwwwww..." - SB email #67 "autobiography"

• "What? The Paper? This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!" - SB email #50 "50 emails"

(The Paper has quite the attitude on the DVD: strongbad_email.exe)

Future after Strong Bad Email #173?

Is obsolescence in the distant future?

Provided the statement in the image is, indeed, true and given the rate of one Strong Bad email per week, yes. However, if one takes a sample year, from the release of SB Email #83 - labor day to the release of the short toon Labor Dabor, only thirty-three SB Emails transpired. Therefore, by those calculations, with Teen Girl Squad, Marzipan's Answering Machine, Powered By The Cheat, Cheat Commandos, and other e-mail replacements, The Paper has a better chance of surviving for approximately one year and forty weeks. The date of possible replacement is therefore set for sometime in September, 2006. Other possibilities include late summer or early fall of 2006. Kudos to The King of Screenshots for all of the preceding predictions and analysis.

Helpful Wiki Format Codes

[[Image:title.PNG|thumb|location|dimension|'''caption''']]

Arguments: location : left, right, or center (pick one) dimension : #px, where # = width of image (height will skew automatically) thumb : use only if Thumbnail desired

• __FORCETOC__ (No table of contents, please!)
• __NOTOC__ (Display that TOC, or else!)

"Preeeeooowwww..."

{The Paper makes a noise as it comes down}

> Click here to e-mail "The Paper".

^ You can "rediscover" the web, too!